CREATE TABLE `quotes` (
  `id` int(5) NOT NULL auto_increment,
  `quote` text NOT NULL,
  `author` varchar(128) NOT NULL default '',
  `authordata` text NOT NULL,
  PRIMARY KEY  (`id`)
) TYPE=MyISAM AUTO_INCREMENT=17395 ;

INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1, 'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.', 'Edgar Bergen, (Charlie McCarthy)', 'US comedian & ventriloquist  (1903 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2, 'What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?', 'Irv Kupcinet', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (3, 'Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.', 'Elbert Hubbard', 'US author  (1856 - 1915)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (4, 'First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something that is already clear in my mind. If it were clear in my mind, I should have no incentive or need to write about it. We do not write in order to be understood; we write in order to understand.', 'Robert Cecil Day Lewis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (5, 'Because women live creatively, they rarely experience the need to depict or write about that which to them is a primary experience and which men know only at a second remove. Women create naturally, men create artificially.', 'Ashley Montagu', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (6, 'Thoughts give birth to a creative force that is neither elemental nor sidereal. Thoughts create a new heaven, a new firmament, a new source of energy, from which new arts flow. When a man undertakes to create something, he establishes a new heaven, as it were and from it the work that he desires to create flows into him. For such is the immensity of man that he is greater than heaven and earth.', 'Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus', 'German (Swiss-born) alchemist & physician  (1493 - 1541)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (7, 'Creative power, is that receptive attitude of expectancy which makes a mold into which the plastic and as yet undifferentiated substance can flow and take the desired form.', 'Thomas Troward', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (8, 'It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a weakness to be affected by it. All the illustrious persons of antiquity, and indeed of every age, have passed through this fiery persecution. There is no defense against reproach but obscurity; it is a kind of concomitant to greatness, as satires and invectives were an essential part of a Roman triumph.', 'Joseph Addison', 'English essayist, poet, & politician  (1672 - 1719)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (9, 'A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.', 'Jim Bishop', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (10, 'If you believe in what you are doing, then let nothing hold you up in your work. Much of the best work of the world has been done against seeming impossibilities. The thing is to get the work done.', 'Dale Carnegie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (11, 'Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to show the wisdom and superiority of the speaker. It has all the insidiousness of self-praise, and all the ill-desert of falsehood.', 'Tyron Edwards', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (12, 'It is a barren kind of criticism which tells you what a thing is not.', 'R. W. Griswold', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (13, 'Ours is an age of criticism, to which everything must be subjected. The sacredness of religion, and the authority of legislation, are by many regarded as grounds for exemption from the examination by this tribunal, But, if they are exempted, and cannot lay claim to sincere respect, which reason accords only to that which has stood the test of a free and public examination.', 'Immanuel Kant', 'German philosopher  (1724 - 1804)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (14, 'Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing out the beauties of a work rather that its defects. The passions of men have made it malignant, as a bad heart of Procrustes turned the bed, the symbol of repose, into an instrument of torture.', 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow', 'US poet  (1807 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (15, 'We are suffering from too much sarcasm.', 'Marianne Moore', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (16, 'Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.', 'Alexander Pope, Essay on Criticism', 'English poet & satirist  (1688 - 1744)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (17, 'In my wide association in life, meeting with many and great men in various parts of the world, I have yet to find the man, however great or exalted his station, who did not do better work and put forth greater effort under a spirit of approval than he would ever do under a spirit of criticism.', 'Charles M. Schwab', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (18, 'Neither praise nor blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to proscribe, and honestly to award - these are the true aims and duties of criticism.', 'Simms', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (19, 'Half of the secular unrest and dismal, profane sadness of modern society comes from the vain ideas that every man is bound to be a critic for life.', 'Henry Van Dyke', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (20, 'There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him.', 'Author Unknown', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (21, 'It is usually best to be generous with praise, but cautious with criticism.', 'Author Unknown', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (22, 'Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but having faults different from your own.', 'Author Unknown', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (23, 'It is strange that we do not temper our resentment of criticism with a thought for our many faults which have escaped us.', 'Author Unknown', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (24, 'Curiosity in children, is but an appetite for knowledge. One great reason why children abandon themselves wholly to silly pursuits and trifle away their time insipidly is, because they find their curiosity balked, and their inquiries neglected.', 'John Locke', 'English empiricist philosopher  (1632 - 1704)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (25, 'A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.', 'Yiddish Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (26, 'As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a happy death.', 'Leonardo Da Vinci', 'Italian engineer, painter, & sculptor  (1452 - 1519)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (27, 'It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.', 'Eric Hoffer', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (28, 'Nothing fails like success.', 'Gerald Nachman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (29, 'People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.', 'Ogden Nash', 'US humorist & poet  (1902 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (30, 'I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.', 'Jackie Mason', 'US comedian  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (31, 'There must be more to life than having everything.', 'Maurice Sendak', 'US juvenile illustrator  (1928 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (32, 'Life is just one damned thing after another.', 'Elbert Hubbard', 'US author  (1856 - 1915)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (33, 'My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.', 'Errol Flynn', 'US (Australian-Tasmanian-born) movie actor  (1909 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (34, 'The wages of sin are unreported.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (35, 'War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.', 'Georges Clemenceau', 'French politician  (1841 - 1929)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (36, 'Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.', 'Fletcher Knebel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (37, 'Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.', 'Elbert Hubbard', 'US author  (1856 - 1915)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (38, 'When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.', 'Hermann Hesse', 'Swiss (German-born) author  (1877 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (39, 'Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.', 'Walter Winchell', 'US gossip columnist & broadcast journalist  (1897 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (40, 'Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.', 'Ann Landers', 'US advice columnist  (1918 - 2002)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (41, 'Ninety percent of everything is crap.', 'Theodore Sturgeon', 'US science fiction author  (1918 - 1985)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (42, 'All phone calls are obscene.', 'Karen Elizabeth Gordon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (43, 'Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.', 'Tommy Cooper', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (44, 'I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.', 'Richard Diran', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (45, 'One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.', 'Elbert Hubbard', 'US author  (1856 - 1915)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (46, 'Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.', 'Evan Davis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (47, 'I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.', 'Graffito, in Los Angeles', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (48, 'Nothing ever goes away.', 'Barry Commoner', 'US biologist & educator  (1917 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (49, 'God help those who do not help themselves.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (50, 'Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.', 'Georg Christoph Lichtenberg', ' (1742 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (51, 'It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.', 'William Blake', 'English engraver, illustrator, & poet  (1757 - 1827)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (52, 'I think it would be a good idea.', 'Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (53, 'When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (54, 'The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.', 'Hubert H. Humphrey', 'US politician  (1911 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (55, 'They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.', 'Emily Dickinson', 'US poet  (1830 - 1886)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (56, 'Reality is something you rise above.', 'Liza Minnelli', 'US actress & singer  (1946 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (57, 'Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.', 'Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (58, 'The purpose of life is to fight maturity.', 'Dick Werthimer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (59, 'Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.', 'Truman Capote', 'US author  (1924 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (60, 'How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (61, 'Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.', 'Sir Julian Huxley', 'English administrator & biologist  (1887 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (62, 'Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.', 'Adrienne E. Gusoff', 'US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (63, 'I have often depended on the blindness of strangers.', 'Adrienne E. Gusoff', 'US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (64, 'My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (65, 'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.', 'Henny Youngman', 'US (English-born) comedian  (1906 - 1998)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (66, 'I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (67, 'Children are all foreigners.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (68, 'The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.', 'Alice Roosevelt Longworth', 'US author & wit  (1884 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (69, 'It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.', 'Jerome K. Jerome', 'British humor writer  (1859 - 1927)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (70, 'I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (71, 'Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.', 'Francois de La Rochefoucauld', 'French author & moralist  (1613 - 1680)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (72, 'The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.', 'From the 1985 movie "Bliss"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (73, 'I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.', 'Henny Youngman', 'US (English-born) comedian  (1906 - 1998)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (74, 'They certainly give very strange names to diseases.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (75, 'One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.', 'Alice James', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (76, 'It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.', 'Jerome K. Jerome', 'British humor writer  (1859 - 1927)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (77, 'What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.', 'Dave Barry', 'US columnist & humorist  (1947 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (78, 'I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (79, 'I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.', 'John D. Rockefeller', 'US oil industrialist & philanthropist  (1839 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (80, 'Living in a vacuum sucks.', 'Adrienne E. Gusoff', 'US teacher, humorist and greeting card writer ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (81, 'Architecture is the art of how to waste space.', 'Philip Johnson', 'US architect  (1906 - 2005)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (82, 'It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them.', 'Dame Rose Macaulay', 'English novelist  (1881 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (83, 'Blame someone else and get on with your life.', 'Alan Woods', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (84, 'We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (85, 'I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.', 'Herb Caen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (86, 'We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.', 'Arthur Schopenhauer', 'German philosopher  (1788 - 1860)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (87, 'Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (88, 'There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.', 'Henry Kissinger', 'US (German-born) diplomat & scholar  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (89, 'Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.', 'Sir Thomas Beecham', 'English conductor  (1879 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (90, 'The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.', 'From "Taxi"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (91, 'Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.', 'Joe Theismann, Former quarterback', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (92, 'Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.', 'Erma Bombeck', 'US author & humorist  (1927 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (93, 'Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.', 'Raymond Chandler', 'US detective novelist & screenwriter  (1888 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (94, 'All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (95, 'We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.', 'Jeff Marder', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (96, 'I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.', 'Stephen Leacock', 'Canadian economist & humorist  (1869 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (97, 'The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (98, 'There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.', 'Lester J. Pourciau', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (99, 'An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.', 'Niels Bohr', 'Danish physicist  (1885 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (100, 'Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.', 'Arthur Schopenhauer', 'German philosopher  (1788 - 1860)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (101, 'The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.', 'Norman Brenner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (102, 'I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (103, 'The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.', 'Jay Leno', 'US comedian & television host  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (104, 'Food is an important part of a balanced diet.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (105, 'The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.', 'Art Spander', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (106, 'Of those who say nothing, few are silent.', 'Thomas Neill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (107, 'Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.', 'Nick Diamos', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (108, 'War is not nice.', 'Barbara Bush', 'US wife of George Bush 1945  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (109, 'You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.', 'Indira Gandhi, quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982', 'Indian politician  (1917 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (110, 'An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.', 'Charles de Montesquieu', 'French lawyer & philosopher  (1689 - 1755)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (111, 'Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.', 'Douglas Adams', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (112, 'Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.', 'Douglas Adams', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (113, 'Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.', 'Douglas Adams', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (114, 'The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (115, 'In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.', 'Douglas Adams', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (116, 'There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.', 'Douglas Adams', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (117, 'The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.', 'Scott Adams', 'US cartoonist  (1957 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (118, 'Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.', 'Brian Aldiss', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (119, 'Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed.', 'Buzz Aldrin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (120, 'Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.', 'Muhammad Ali', 'US boxer  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (121, 'The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.', 'Muhammad Ali', 'US boxer  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (122, 'It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.', 'Konrad Lorenz', 'German (Austrian-born) ethologist  (1903 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (123, 'It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.', 'Dame Rose Macaulay', 'English novelist  (1881 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (124, 'The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (125, 'I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (126, 'More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (127, 'Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought---particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (128, 'Our lives improve only when we take chances -- and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.', 'Walter Anderson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (129, 'From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life.', 'Arthur Ashe', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (130, 'The three fundamental Rules of Robotics...One: a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm...Two:..a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law...Three: a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First and Second Laws.', 'Isaac Asimov', 'US science fiction novelist & scholar  (1920 - 1992)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (131, 'The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.', 'Jane Wagner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (132, 'You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents.', 'Australian Aboriginal Elder', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (133, 'The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.', 'Walter Bagehot', 'English economist & journalist  (1826 - 1877)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (134, 'Television is the first truly democratic culture -- the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.', 'Clive Barnes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (135, 'Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.', 'Josh Billings', 'US Humorist  (1818 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (136, 'Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.', 'Niels Bohr', 'Danish physicist  (1885 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (137, 'The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.', 'Niels Bohr', 'Danish physicist  (1885 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (138, 'For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.', 'Gloria Borger', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (139, 'Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.', 'Victor Borge', 'US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist  (1909 - 2000)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (140, 'Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.', 'Ben Bova', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (141, 'Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.', 'Dick Brandon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (142, 'War is like love; it always finds a way.', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (143, 'What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (144, 'All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.', 'David Brower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (145, 'Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."', 'Lenny Bruce', ' (1923 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (146, 'You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it.', 'Charles Buxton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (147, 'An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.', 'Simon Cameron', 'US financier & politician  (1799 - 1889)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (148, 'How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.', 'George Washington Carver', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (149, 'Rest in peace. The mistake shall not be repeated.', 'Cenotaph in Hiroshima', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (150, 'Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (151, 'The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.', 'John Vance Cheney', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (152, 'It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him.', 'Arthur C. Clarke', 'English physicist & science fiction author  (1917 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (153, 'There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."', 'Frederick L Collins', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (154, 'Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.', 'Bill Cosby', 'US comedian & television actor  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (155, 'Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.', 'Bill Cosby', 'US comedian & television actor  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (156, 'You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough.', 'Frank Crane', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (157, 'A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (158, 'Exterminate.', 'The Daleks (Doctor Who)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (159, 'The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad', 'Salvador Dali', 'Spanish Catalan Surrealist painter  (1904 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (160, 'When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.', 'Charles Anderson Dana', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (161, 'The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.', 'Clarence Darrow', 'US defense lawyer  (1857 - 1938)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (162, 'Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.', 'Phillip K. Dick', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (163, 'Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.', 'R. A. Dickson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (164, 'If you can dream it, you can do it.', 'Walt Disney', 'US cartoonist & movie producer  (1901 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (165, 'A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.', 'Bob Dylan', 'US singer & songwriter  (1941 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (166, 'Never judge a book by its movie.', 'J.W. Eagan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (167, 'Go ahead, make my day.', 'Dean Riesner, Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry in "Sudden Impact", 1983', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (168, 'People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (169, 'History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when they have exhausted all other alternatives.', 'Abba Eban', 'Israeli (S. African-born) diplomat & politician  (1915 - 2002)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (170, 'He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun', 'Steady Eddy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (171, 'I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.', 'Dwight D. Eisenhower', 'US general & Republican politician  (1890 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (172, 'It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not dared to be obscene, they could never have dared to be great.', 'Havelock Ellis', 'English sexual psychologist  (1859 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (173, 'The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.', 'Harlan Ellison', 'US science fiction author & screenwriter  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (174, 'Never give a sucker an even break.', 'W. C. Fields', 'US actor  (1880 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (175, 'Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you wont either.', 'Joseph Fischer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (176, 'The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.', 'F. Scott Fitzgerald', 'US novelist  (1896 - 1940)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (177, 'Bond. James Bond.', 'Ian Fleming', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (178, 'Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections.', 'Malcom Forbes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (179, 'History is more or less bunk.', 'Henry Ford', 'US automobile industrialist  (1863 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (180, 'My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.', 'Henry Ford', 'US automobile industrialist  (1863 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (181, 'He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end.', 'Harry Emerson Fosdick', 'US clergyman  (1878 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (182, 'The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.', 'John Kenneth Galbraith', 'US (Canadian-born) administrator & economist  (1908 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (183, 'I could prove God statistically.', 'George Gallup', 'US statistician & pollster  (1901 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (184, 'The good man is the friend of all living things.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (185, 'Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.', 'Jane Wagner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (186, 'An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (187, 'The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (188, 'A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (189, 'Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (190, 'If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it.', 'Stanley Garn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (191, 'Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying.', 'Christian Furchtegott Gellert', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (192, 'Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.', 'Andre Gide', 'French critic, essayist, & novelist  (1869 - 1951)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (193, 'Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.', 'Allen Ginsberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (194, 'Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.', 'Samuel Goldwyn', 'US (Polish-born) movie producer  (1882 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (195, 'The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.', 'Horace Greeley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (196, 'As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.', 'Hagar the Horrible', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (197, 'We do not inherit this land from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children.', 'Haida Indian saying', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (198, 'It is my supposition that the Universe in not only queerer than we imagine, is queerer than we CAN imagine.', 'J.B.S. Haldane', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (199, 'My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.', 'Stephen Hawking', 'English cosmologist and physicist  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (200, 'We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.', 'Stephen Hawking', 'English cosmologist and physicist  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (201, 'Catch 22', 'Joseph Heller', 'US novelist  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (202, 'Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.', 'Joseph Heller', 'US novelist  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (203, 'Courage is grace under pressure.', 'Ernest Hemingway', 'US author & journalist  (1899 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (204, 'But did thee feel the earth move?', 'Ernest Hemingway', 'US author & journalist  (1899 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (205, 'Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.', 'Ernest Hemingway', 'US author & journalist  (1899 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (206, 'The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.', 'Frank Herbert', 'US science fiction novelist  (1920 - 1986)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (207, 'It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.', 'Sir Edmund Hillary', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (208, 'We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like. I have prepared one of my own. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.', 'Alfred Hitchcock', 'British movie director  (1899 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (209, 'Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (210, 'From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (211, 'To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.', 'Joan Klempner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (212, 'Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (213, 'Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (214, 'Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.', 'C. D. Jackson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (215, 'Sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over it!', 'Peter de Jager', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (216, 'We was robbed!', 'Joe Jacobs', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (217, 'It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.', 'Jerome K Jerome', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (218, 'Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.', 'Wendell Johnson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (219, 'The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.', 'Franklin P Jones', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (220, 'All marriages are mixed marriages.', 'Chantal Saperstein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (221, 'Mistakes are the portals of discovery.', 'James Joyce', 'Irish author  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (222, 'Religion is a defense against the experience of God.', 'Carl Jung', 'Swiss psychologist  (1875 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (223, 'Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.', 'Carl Jung', 'Swiss psychologist  (1875 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (224, 'The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.', 'Carl Jung', 'Swiss psychologist  (1875 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (225, 'The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.', 'Edward Kennedy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (226, 'If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.', 'John F Kennedy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (227, 'And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.', 'John F Kennedy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (228, 'When the going gets tough, the tough get going.', 'Joseph P Kennedy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (229, 'Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.', 'Robert F Kennedy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (230, 'My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.', 'Charles F. Kettering', 'US electrical engineer & inventor  (1876 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (231, 'In the long run, we are all dead.', 'John Maynard Keynes', 'English economist  (1883 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (232, 'Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.', 'Martin Luther King', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (233, 'Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it.', 'Martin Luther King', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (234, 'Life is too short for traffic.', 'Dan Bellack', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (235, 'The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in determination.', 'Tommy Lasorda', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (236, 'All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.', 'T. E. Lawrence', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (237, 'Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen.', 'Martin Mull', 'US comedian and actor  (1943 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (238, 'Turn on, tune in and drop out.', 'Timothy Leary', 'US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs  (1920 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (239, 'There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.', 'Timothy Leary', 'US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs  (1920 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (240, 'Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat', 'John Lehman, Secretary of the US Navy, 1981-1987', 'US administrator  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (241, 'All we are saying is give peace a chance.', 'John Lennon', 'English singer & songwriter  (1940 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (242, 'Life is what happens while you are making other plans.', 'John Lennon', 'English singer & songwriter  (1940 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (243, 'Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.', 'C. S. Lewis', 'English essayist & juvenile novelist  (1898 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (244, 'Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature.', 'Phillip Lubin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (245, 'Where facts are few, experts are many.', 'Donald R. Gannon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (246, 'I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.', 'E.V. Lucas', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (247, 'The medium is the message.', 'Marshall McLuhan', 'Canadian author, educator, & philosopher  (1911 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (248, 'The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.', 'Marshall McLuhan', 'Canadian author, educator, & philosopher  (1911 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (249, 'Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.', 'Charlie McCarthy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (250, 'Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.', 'J.P. McEvoy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (251, 'A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.', 'Andre Malraux', 'French author & resistance leader  (1901 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (252, 'In waking a tiger, use a long stick.', 'Mao Tse-tung', 'Chinese Communist politician  (1893 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (253, 'Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.', 'Mao Tse-tung', 'Chinese Communist politician  (1893 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (254, 'Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.', 'Mao Tse-tung', 'Chinese Communist politician  (1893 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (255, 'You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.', 'Vicomte de Chateaubriand', 'French author & politician  (1768 - 1848)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (256, 'Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Never give up the fight.', 'Bob Marley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (257, 'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (258, 'The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (259, 'Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (260, 'An unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the bad ones.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (261, 'Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (262, 'Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (263, 'The only really happy folk are married women and single men.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (264, 'Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (265, 'No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (266, 'For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (267, 'It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (268, 'The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.', 'Henry Louis Mencken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (269, 'I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man.', 'George Meredith', 'English novelist & poet  (1828 - 1909)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (270, 'When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.', 'Henry Miller', 'US author  (1891 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (271, 'One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.', 'A. A. Milne', 'English juvenile author  (1882 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (272, 'Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.', 'Ashley Montague', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (273, 'The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.', 'Desmond Morris', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (274, 'God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.', 'Reinhold Niebuhr', 'US Protestant theologian  (1892 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (275, 'It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar. We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them. Like a man who has worn eyeglasses so long that he forgets he has them on, we forget that the world looks to us the way it does because we have become used to seeing it that way through a particular set of lenses. Today, however, we need new lenses. And we need to throw the old ones away.', 'Kenich Ohmae', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (276, 'I take a simple view of life: keep your eyes open and get on with it.', 'Sir Laurence Olivier', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (277, 'Big Brother is watching you.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (278, 'All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (279, 'Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (280, 'There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception to the rule.', 'George Osner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (281, 'The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.', 'Robert Oppenheimer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (282, 'Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.', 'George S. Patton', 'US general  (1885 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (283, 'I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.', 'Pablo Picasso', 'Spanish Cubist painter  (1881 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (284, 'The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make ourselves responsible for that future.', 'Gifford Pinchot', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (285, 'Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (286, 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.', 'Franklin Delano Roosevelt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (287, 'The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts about reality.', 'Franklin Delano Roosevelt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (288, 'Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.', 'Hesketh Pearson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (289, 'If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.', 'Leo Rosten', 'US (Polish-born) author  (1908 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (290, 'The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.', 'Mark Russell', 'US comedian, political commentator, & satirist  (1932 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (291, 'I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind.', 'Antoine de Saint-Exupery', 'French writer  (1900 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (292, 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (293, 'Everything has been figured out except how to live.', 'Jean-Paul Sartre', 'French author & existentialist philosopher  (1905 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (294, 'Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always.', 'Albert Schweitzer', 'French philosopher & physician  (1875 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (295, 'Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.', 'Albert Schweitzer', 'French philosopher & physician  (1875 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (296, 'Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.', 'Peter Sellers', 'English comic movie actor  (1925 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (297, 'All great truths begin as blasphemies.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (298, 'It is most unwise for people in love to marry.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (299, 'The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (300, 'The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (301, 'We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (302, 'Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing well.', 'Phillip Stanhope', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (303, 'What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.', 'Vilhjalmur Stefansson', 'Canadian explorer & ethnologist  (1879 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (304, 'No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.', 'Charles Steinmetz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (305, 'There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.', 'Han Suyin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (306, 'If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.', 'Thomas Szasz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (307, 'Science is to see what everyone else has seen but think what no one else has thought.', 'Albert Szent-Gyorgyi', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (308, 'Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.', 'H.S. Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (309, 'Like having your own licence to print money.', 'Lord Thomson of Fleet', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (310, 'I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (311, 'Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (312, 'If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (313, 'It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.', 'J. R. R. Tolkein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (314, 'When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.', 'Harry S Truman', '33rd president of US  (1884 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (315, 'Know the masculine, keep to the feminine.', 'Lao Tzu', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (316, 'Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.', 'Kurt Vonnegut', 'US novelist  (1922 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (317, 'Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.', 'Robert Orben', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (318, 'I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.', 'Kurt Vonnegut', 'US novelist  (1922 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (319, 'In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.', 'Andy Warhol', 'US artist  (1928 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (320, 'A week is a long time in politics.', 'Harold Wilson', ' (1916 - 1995)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (321, 'If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.', 'Wittgenstein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (322, 'Resistance is useless.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (323, 'Good place to put things--cellars.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (324, 'Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (325, 'I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.', 'Robert Bloch', 'US horror & science fiction author  (1917 - 1994)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (326, 'First things first, but not necessarily in that order.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (327, 'Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (328, 'Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (329, 'It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (330, 'According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (331, 'The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (332, 'I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (333, 'If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (334, 'If God dropped acid, would he see people?', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (335, 'If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (336, 'If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.', 'Lin Yutang', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (337, 'If it is to be, it is up to me.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (338, 'The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (339, 'Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.', 'Marston Bates', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (340, 'Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (341, 'Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (342, 'Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (343, 'Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (344, 'The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.', 'Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (345, 'My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (346, 'I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.', 'Beatrice Lillie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (347, 'He had a big head and a face so ugly it became almost fascinating.', 'Ayn Rand', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (348, 'The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.', 'Lilly Tomlin, as Ernestine the Operator', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (349, 'Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.', 'Lily Tomlin', 'US actress & comedienne  (1939 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (350, 'Instant gratification is not soon enough.', 'Meryl Streep', 'US actress  (1949 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (351, 'Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.', 'Denise Klahn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (352, 'Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.', 'Minna Antrim', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (353, 'The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.', 'Ashely Montagu', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (354, 'The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him.', 'Cher', 'US actress & singer  (1946 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (355, 'Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.', 'Suzanne Necker', ' (1739 - 1794)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (356, 'Not only have women been successful in entering fields in which men are supposed to have a more natural aptitude, but they have created entirely new businesses.', 'Lucretia P. Hunter, ``The Girl Today, The Woman     Tomorrow\', 1932', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (357, 'I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.', 'Katherine Hepburn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (358, 'Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.', 'Cynthia Nelms', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (359, 'I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.', 'Erma Bombeck', 'US author & humorist  (1927 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (360, 'Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.', 'Carole Burnett', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (361, 'In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of storage space.', 'Judith Stone', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (362, 'I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.\'', 'Joan Rivers', 'US comedienne  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (363, 'Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.', 'Phyllis Diller', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (364, 'To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.\'', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (365, 'Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him of the entire weekend.', 'Zenna Schaffer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (366, 'We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.', 'Jenny Jerome Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (367, 'Her only flair is in her nostrils.', 'Pauline Kael', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (368, 'To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.', 'Joan Klempner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (369, 'It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (370, 'Anyone with more than 365 pair of shoes is a pig.', 'Barbara Melser Lieberman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (371, 'Brevity is the soul of lingerie.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (372, 'A hundred years for now? All new people.', 'Anne Lamott', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (373, 'When the sun comes up, I have morals again.', 'Elayne Boosler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (374, 'If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote <br>Romeo and Juliet<br>, he never would have written <br>Macbeth<br>.', 'Dr. Joyce Brothers', 'US psychologist & television personality  (1928 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (375, 'Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (376, 'I rely on my personality for birth control.', 'Liz Winston', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (377, 'I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.', 'Lesley Boone.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (378, 'Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.', 'Adrienne Gusoff', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (379, 'Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.', 'Agatha Christie', 'English mystery author  (1890 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (380, 'How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?', 'Zsa Zsa Gabor', 'US (Hungarian-born) actress  (1919 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (381, 'Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.', 'Rita Mae Brown', 'US author and social activist ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (382, 'Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.', 'Jackie Onassis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (383, 'My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (384, 'Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.', 'Ernestine Ulmer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (385, 'Travel, instead of broadening the mind, often merely lengthens the conversation.', 'Elizabeth Drew', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (386, 'The only aspect of our travels that is interesting to others is disaster.', 'Martha Gellman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (387, 'Life is hard. After all, it kills you.', 'Katherine Hepburn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (388, 'My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.', 'Phyllis Diller', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (389, 'Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.', 'Maryon Pearson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (390, 'An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.', 'Dan Rather', 'US television newscaster  (1931 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (391, 'I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.', 'Barbara Bush', 'US wife of George Bush 1945  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (392, 'The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.', 'Joan Kiser', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (393, 'Things are always darkest just before they go pitch black.', 'Kelly Robinson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (394, 'Having something to say is overrated.', 'Adair Lara', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (395, 'A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.', 'Robert M. Hamilton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (396, 'His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (397, 'Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.', 'Elizabeth Bowen', 'Irish novelist & short story author  (1899 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (398, 'The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no one to thank.', 'Wendy Ward', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (399, 'Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.', 'Helen Rowland', ' (1876 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (400, 'There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.', 'Helena Rubenstein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (401, 'God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (402, 'Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.', 'Thomas H. Huxley', 'English biologist  (1825 - 1895)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (403, 'A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (404, 'Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (405, 'We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.', 'Dora Russell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (406, 'A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (407, 'Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.', 'Mary Wilson Little', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (408, 'Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?', 'Elayne Boosler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (409, 'Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.', 'Lillian Hellman', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (410, 'The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.', 'H. P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu", first line', 'US horror & supernatural author  (1890 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (411, 'One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.', 'Alice Jones', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (412, 'Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (413, 'It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.', 'Brigitte Bardot', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (414, 'People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (415, 'Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.', 'Edward Teller', 'US (Hungarian-born) physicist  (1908 - 2003)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (416, 'Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.', 'Marlene Dietrich', 'German movie actress  (1901 - 1992)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (417, 'I thought I told you to wait in the car.', 'Tallulah Bankhead, on seeing a former lover for the first time in years', 'US movie actress  (1903 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (418, 'One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.', 'Jean Kerr', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (419, 'Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.', 'George Eliot', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (420, 'Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.', 'Virginia Woolf', 'English novelist  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (421, 'Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.', 'Deborah Martin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (422, 'Our ability to delude ourselves may be an important survival tool.', 'Jane Wagner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (423, 'Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he _becomes_ polite.', 'Jean Kerr', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (424, 'Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.', 'Simone Weil', 'French social philosopher  (1909 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (425, 'The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.', 'Virginia Woolf', 'English novelist  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (426, 'You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.', 'Indira Gandhi', 'Indian politician  (1917 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (427, 'I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.', 'Fanny Burney', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (428, 'There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water.', 'Kate Chopin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (429, 'When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.', 'Liz Winston', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (430, 'Living in a vacuum sucks.', 'Adrienne Gusoff', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (431, 'A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (432, 'Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual or really smart.', 'Becky Rodenbeck', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (433, 'Van Gogh became a painter because he had no ear for music.', 'Nikki Harris', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (434, 'In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.', 'Lauren Bacall', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (435, 'Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.', 'Iris Murdoch', 'British novelist  (1919 - 1999)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (436, 'Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.', 'Francois Sagan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (437, 'She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.', 'Margot Asquith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (438, 'Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.', 'Elizabeth Bowen', 'Irish novelist & short story author  (1899 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (439, 'Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.', 'Edna Ferber', 'US author  (1887 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (440, 'When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.', 'Helen Rowland', ' (1876 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (441, 'It should be a very happy marriage --- they are both so much in love with him.', 'Irene Thomas', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (442, 'The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.', 'Maggie Kuhn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (443, 'Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.', 'Margaret Mead', 'US anthropologist & popularizer of anthropology  (1901 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (444, 'One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.', 'Jane Austen', 'English novelist  (1775 - 1817)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (445, 'A man is so in the way in the house.', 'Elizabeth Gaskell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (446, 'Probably the only place where a man can feel really secure is in a maximum security prison, except for the imminent threat of release.', 'Germaine Greer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (447, 'Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (448, 'Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.', 'Agatha Christie', 'English mystery author  (1890 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (449, 'The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (450, 'We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.', 'Jane Austen', 'English novelist  (1775 - 1817)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (451, 'I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.', 'Jane Austen', 'English novelist  (1775 - 1817)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (452, 'In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans.', 'Charlotte Perkins Gilman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (453, 'As I grow older and older, <br> And totter toward the tomb, <br> I find that I care less and less <br> Who goes to bed with whom.', 'Dorothy Sayers', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (454, 'This is on me.', 'Dorothy Parker, suggested for her tombstone', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (455, 'Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.', 'Dorothy Parker, telegram to friend who had given birth', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (456, 'They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.', 'Sir Francis Bacon', 'English author, courtier, & philosopher  (1561 - 1626)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (457, 'Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.', 'Virginia Woolf', 'English novelist  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (458, 'Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.', 'Mary Wilson Little', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (459, 'When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said ``hush\' just once.', 'Mrs Patrick Campbell, to George Bernard Shaw', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (460, 'Fortunately, psychoanalysis is not the only way to resolve inner conflicts. Life itself remains a very effective therapist.', 'Karen Horney', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (461, 'Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves.', 'Laurie Jo Wojcik', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (462, 'The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.', 'Harriet Beecher Stowe', 'US abolitionist & novelist  (1811 - 1896)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (463, 'There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.', 'Indira Gandhi', 'Indian politician  (1917 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (464, 'Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention.', 'Margaret Mead', 'US anthropologist & popularizer of anthropology  (1901 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (465, 'For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.', 'Eric Ambler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (466, 'Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups.', 'Cathy Guisewite', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (467, 'Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.', 'Harriet Braiker', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (468, 'Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.', 'Margaret Mitchell', 'US novelist  (1900 - 1949)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (469, 'The way to do research is to attack the facts at the point of greatest astonishment.', 'Celia Green', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (470, 'Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving.', 'Rosalind Russell, as Aunti Mame', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (471, 'My father was often angry when I was most like him.', 'Lillian Hellman', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (472, 'Whenever I get married I start buying <br>Gourmet Magazine<br>.', 'Nora Ephron', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (473, 'Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.', 'Harriet Van Horne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (474, 'What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.', 'Nora Ephron', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (475, 'Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters.', 'M. F. K. Fisher', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (476, 'No more tears now; I will think about revenge.', 'Mary Queen of Scots', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (477, 'For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?', 'Jane Austen', 'English novelist  (1775 - 1817)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (478, 'The cry of equality pulls everyone down.', 'Iris Murdoch', 'British novelist  (1919 - 1999)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (479, 'I love children --- especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.', 'Nancy Mitford', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (480, 'I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.', 'Marlene Dietrich', 'German movie actress  (1901 - 1992)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (481, 'The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (482, 'What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.', 'Margot Asquith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (483, 'You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.', 'Rose Macauley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (484, 'I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew all.', 'Queen Victoria', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (485, 'Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.', 'Hannah More, 1775', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (486, 'I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.', 'Bette Midler', 'US actress, comedienne, & singer  (1945 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (487, 'I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (488, 'This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.', 'Dorothy Parker, book review', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (489, 'The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (490, 'My favorite animal is steak.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (491, 'God is love, but get it in writing.', 'Gypsy Rose Lee', 'US actress & stripper  (1914 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (492, 'The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (493, 'The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.\'', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (494, 'If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.', 'Nora Ephron', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (495, 'Nothing succeeds like address.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (496, 'Oregano is the spice of life.', 'Henry J. Tillman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (497, 'The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.', 'Ty-Grace Atkinson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (498, 'I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.', 'Madame Curie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (499, 'When women go wrong, men go right after them.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (500, 'I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.', 'Katharine Hepburn', 'US actress  (1907 - 2003)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (501, 'When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but a woman looks in her mirror.', 'Margaret Turnbull', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (502, 'Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (503, 'If someone wants a sheep, then that means that he exists.', 'Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince"', 'French writer  (1900 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (504, 'My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.', 'Edith Sitwell', 'English biographer, critic, novelist, & poet  (1887 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (505, 'By whom?', 'Dorothy Parker, when told she was outspoken', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (506, 'It is better to be looked over than overlooked.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (507, 'The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.', 'Nancy Astor', 'British politician  (1879 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (508, 'Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.', 'Helen Gurley Brown', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (509, 'If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.', 'Ruby Manikan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (510, 'This Englishwoman is so refined <br> She has no bosom and no behind.', 'Stevie Smith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (511, 'I love acting. It is so much more real than life.', 'Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (512, 'I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.', 'Virginia Woolf', 'English novelist  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (513, 'Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.', 'Virginia Woolf', 'English novelist  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (514, 'Acting is standing up naked and turning around very slowly.', 'Rosalind Russell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (515, 'The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five- year-old men more.', 'Collen McCullough', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (516, 'Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.', 'Missy Dizick', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (517, 'My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.', 'Jane Fonda', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (518, 'Actions lie louder than words.', 'Carolyn Wells', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (519, 'There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.', 'Joan Rivers', 'US comedienne  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (520, 'All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.', 'Gloria Swanson', 'US actress  (1899 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (521, 'It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.', 'Betty Friedan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (522, 'Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.', 'Josephine Tey', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (523, 'Egotism -- usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.', 'Barbara Stanwyck', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (524, 'If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.', 'Phyllis Chesler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (525, 'We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.', 'Alison Lurie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (526, 'Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.', 'Laurie Colwin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (527, 'If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.', 'Rita Mae Brown', 'US author and social activist ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (528, 'The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.', 'Xaviera Hollander', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (529, 'There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.', 'Clare Booth Luce', 'US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician  (1903 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (530, 'I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.', 'Joan Rivers', 'US comedienne  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (531, 'A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.', 'Lillian Day', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (532, 'The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived.', 'Elizabeth Jenkins', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (533, 'Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.', 'Judith Stern', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (534, 'Excessive literary production is a social offense.', 'George Eliot, a.k.a. Mary Ann Evans', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (535, 'To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.', 'Nancy Mitford', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (536, 'The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.', 'Mark Twain, in Christian Science', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (537, 'In love there are things --- bodies and words.', 'Joyce Carol Oates', 'US author  (1938 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (538, 'Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (539, 'Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.', 'Iris Murdoch', 'British novelist  (1919 - 1999)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (540, 'Never give up and never face the facts.', 'Ruth Gordon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (541, 'In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.', 'Mignon McLaughlin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (542, 'No nice men are good at getting taxis.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (543, 'The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.', 'Nancy Astor', 'British politician  (1879 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (544, 'Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over them.', 'Sally Poplin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (545, 'I was born at the age of twelve on an MGM lot.', 'Judy Garland', 'US actress & singer  (1922 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (546, 'I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (547, 'I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.', 'Dame Edith Sitwell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (548, 'Politician talk themselves red, white, and blue in the face.', 'Clare Booth Luce', 'US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician  (1903 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (549, 'They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.', 'Clare Booth Luce', 'US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician  (1903 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (550, 'The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband.', 'Lady Bird Johnson', 'US wife of Lyndon Johnson 1934  (1912 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (551, 'I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.', 'Lady Mary Wortley Montagu', 'English letter author & poet  (1689 - 1762)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (552, 'One should only see a psychiatrist out of boredom.', 'Muriel Spark', 'British author  (1918 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (553, 'Power is the ability not to have to please.', 'Elizabeth Janeway', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (554, 'It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (555, 'Sanity is a cozy lie.', 'Susan Sontag', 'US author & critic  (1933 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (556, 'Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.', 'Elinor Glyn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (557, 'It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by a woman nearly the opposite of his ideal.', 'George Eliot', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (558, 'The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.', 'Mignon McLaughlin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (559, 'I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.', 'Joan Rivers', 'US comedienne  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (560, 'When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail --- none of which is easy.', 'Princess Anne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (561, 'The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.', 'Charles Luckman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (562, 'Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.', 'Helen Lawrenson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (563, 'To err is human, but is feels divine.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (564, 'There are men I could spend eternity with. but not this life.', 'Kathleen Norris', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (565, 'Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.', 'Dr. Joyce Brothers', 'US psychologist & television personality  (1928 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (566, 'I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.', 'Madame de Sevigne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (567, 'I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.', 'Dame Edith Sitwell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (568, 'The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (569, 'Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.', 'Margaret Miller', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (570, 'The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.', 'Frank Zappa', 'US musician, singer, & songwriter  (1940 - 1993)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (571, 'It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.', 'Dame Rose Macauley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (572, 'There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set.', 'Harriet Van Horne.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (573, 'On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach.', 'Anita Loos', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (574, 'Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.', 'Mae West', 'US movie actress  (1892 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (575, 'If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.', 'Mary Webb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (576, 'War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.', 'Hannah Arendt', 'US (German-born) historian & social philosopher  (1906 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (577, 'Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war it seems more like astrology.', 'Dame Rebecca West', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (578, 'Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.', 'Katharine Hepburn', 'US actress  (1907 - 2003)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (579, 'All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.', 'Marya Mannes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (580, 'Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.', 'Naomi Bliven', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (581, 'A woman can look book moral and exciting ... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.', 'Edna Ferber', 'US author  (1887 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (582, 'The argument of the broken pane of glass is the most valuable argument in modern politics.', 'Emmeline Pankhurst', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (583, 'Elegance is refusal.', 'Coco Chanel', 'French fashion designer & perfumer  (1883 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (584, 'Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.', 'Alexis Carrel', 'French biologist & surgeon  (1873 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (585, 'Most people ignore most poetry <br> because <br> most poetry ignores most people.', 'Adrian Mitchell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (586, 'What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.', 'Margot Asquith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (587, 'Changing husbands is only changing troubles.', 'Kathleen Norris', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (588, 'It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too.', 'Lillian Bell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (589, 'To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.', 'Madame Swetchine', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (590, 'Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.', 'Helen Rowland', ' (1876 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (591, 'People with bad consciences always fear the judgement of children.', 'Mary McCarthy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (592, 'Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.', 'Elizabeth Adamson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (593, 'My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen --- no retouching, no shadows, no flattery --- just stark me.', 'Anne Morrow Lindbergh', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (594, 'They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.', 'Emily Dickinson', 'US poet  (1830 - 1886)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (595, 'Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.', 'Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (596, 'To be a hero or a heroine, one must give an order to oneself.', 'Simone Weil', 'French social philosopher  (1909 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (597, 'Hope is a thing with feathers <br> That perches in the soul, <br> And sings the tune without words <br> And never stops at all.', 'Emily Dickinson', 'US poet  (1830 - 1886)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (598, 'Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.', 'Agnes Repplier', 'US essayist  (1855 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (599, 'My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (600, 'Have you ever taken something out of the clothes hamper because it had become, relatively, the cleanest thing?', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (601, 'Eating without conversation is only stoking.', 'Marcelene Cox', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (602, 'I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.', 'Katherine Mansfield', 'New Zealand short story author  (1888 - 1923)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (603, 'To be a saint does not exclude fine dresses nor a beautiful house.', 'Katherine Tynan Hinkson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (604, 'There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.', 'Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (605, 'The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.', 'Marcelene Cox', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (606, 'All sins are attempts to fill voids.', 'Simone Weil', 'French social philosopher  (1909 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (607, 'Who would ever think that so much went on in the soul of a young girl?', 'Anne Frank', 'German Jewish diarist  (1929 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (608, 'I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.', 'Lillian Hellman', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (609, 'It it not good to see people who have been pretending strength all their lives lose it even for a minute.', 'Lillian Hellman', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (610, 'Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow talent to the dark place where it leads.', 'Erica Jong', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (611, 'If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to do anything.', 'Katharine Butler Hathaway', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (612, 'The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.', 'Agnes Repplier', 'US essayist  (1855 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (613, 'Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.', 'Edgar Watson Howe', 'US journalist  (1853 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (614, 'Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then, Life is dull without it.', 'Pearl Buck', 'US novelist in China  (1892 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (615, 'Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention.', 'Simone Weil', 'French social philosopher  (1909 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (616, 'When you are unhappy, is there anything more maddening than to be told that you should be contented with your lot?', 'Kathleen Norris', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (617, 'A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by mother, who sees that the others get it.', 'Marcelene Cox', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (618, 'Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be.', 'May Sarton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (619, 'Writers should be read but not seen. Rarely are they a winsome sight.', 'Edna Ferber', 'US author  (1887 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (620, 'Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.', 'Dr. Joyce Brothers', 'US psychologist & television personality  (1928 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (621, 'I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.', 'Marilyn Monroe', 'US actress  (1926 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (622, 'I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.', 'Barbara Grizzuti Harrison', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (623, 'I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.', 'Shirley Temple Black', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (624, 'The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.', 'Berta Buxton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (625, 'Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (626, 'Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (627, 'It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.', 'Pierre Beaumarchais', 'French businessman & comic dramatist  (1732 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (628, 'No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.', 'Harold Rosenberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (629, 'The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.', 'B. F. Skinner', 'US psychologist  (1904 - 1990)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (630, 'Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.', 'Christopher Morley', 'US author & journalist  (1890 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (631, 'Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.', 'Thomas Jefferson', '3rd president of US  (1743 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (632, 'What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!', 'Georg Christoph Lichtenberg', ' (1742 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (633, 'Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.', 'Frank Moore Colby', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (634, 'Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.', 'Laurence J. Peter', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (635, 'Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.', 'Charles Peters', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (636, 'The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.', 'Eugene McCarthy, Time magazine, Feb. 12, 1979', 'US politician  (1916 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (637, 'Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.', 'Milton Friedman', 'US economist  (1912 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (638, 'I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.', 'John Cleese', 'English actor & comedian  (1939 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (639, 'This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.', 'Alfred Hitchcock', 'British movie director  (1899 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (640, 'I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.', 'Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (641, 'Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (642, 'The big thieves hang the little ones.', 'Czech Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (643, 'Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.', 'Russell Baker', 'US columnist & journalist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (644, 'A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (645, 'Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.', 'William Feather', ' (1908 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (646, 'A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.', 'Colette', 'French novelist  (1873 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (647, 'I am just going outside and may be some time.', 'Captain Lawrence Oates, last words', ' (1880 - 1912)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (648, 'Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.', 'Robert Orben', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (649, 'The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.', 'Russell Green', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (650, 'Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.', 'Edward Shepherd Mead', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (651, 'Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.', 'Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (652, 'The computer is a moron.', 'Peter Drucker', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (653, 'A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (654, 'I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (655, 'All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.', 'George Orwell, "Animal Farm"', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (656, 'Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (657, 'Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.', 'Benjamin Franklin', 'US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer  (1706 - 1790)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (658, 'Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.', 'Howard Scott', ' (1926 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (659, 'Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.', 'Georg Christoph Lichtenberg', ' (1742 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (660, 'It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (661, 'Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.', 'Clement Atlee', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (662, 'Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (663, 'The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (664, 'In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.', 'Thomas Pickering', 'US diplomat  (1931 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (665, 'The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.', 'George Orwell, Polemic, May 1946, "Second Thoughts on James Burnham"', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (666, 'Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.', 'Dr. Martin Henry Fischer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (667, 'It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (668, 'An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.', 'Alfred A. Knopf', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (669, 'Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.', 'G. M. Trevelyan, English Social History (1942)', 'British historian  (1876 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (670, 'Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.', 'Frank Leahy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (671, 'People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.', 'Russell Baker', 'US columnist & journalist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (672, 'Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.', 'Laurence J. Peter', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (673, 'I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (674, 'One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.', 'Sir William Osler, Aphorisms from his Bedside Teachings (1961) p. 105', 'British (Canadian-born) physician  (1849 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (675, 'Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.', 'Alexander Pope, Letter to Gay, October 6, 1727', 'English poet & satirist  (1688 - 1744)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (676, 'An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.', 'Benjamin Stolberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (677, 'If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.', 'Lord Salisbury', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (678, 'It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.', 'Thomas Babington Macaulay', 'English author & politician  (1800 - 1859)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (679, 'People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.', 'Soren Kierkegaard', 'Danish philosopher  (1813 - 1855)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (680, 'When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.', 'Eric Hoffer', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (681, 'I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.', 'Tom Stoppard', 'British dramatist & screenwriter  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (682, 'A good listener is usually thinking about something else.', 'Kin Hubbard', ' (1868 - 1930)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (683, 'Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.', 'Chester Bowles', 'US diplomat & economist  (1901 - 1986)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (684, 'One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.', 'Rita Mae Brown', 'US author and social activist ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (685, 'To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.', 'Gustave Flaubert', 'French realist novelist  (1821 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (686, 'It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.', 'Evelyn Waugh', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (687, 'Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.', 'William Ralph Inge', 'English author & Anglican prelate  (1860 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (688, 'In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (689, 'Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,<br> A medley of extemporanea; <br>And love is a thing that can never go wrong; <br>And I am Marie of Romania.', 'Dorothy Parker, Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "Comment"', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (690, 'Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (691, 'Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (692, 'Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (693, 'The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (694, 'Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.', 'Joseph Wood Krutch', 'US author & critic  (1893 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (695, 'Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.', 'Gertrude Stein', 'US author in France  (1874 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (696, 'You can be a rank insider as well as a rank outsider.', 'Robert Frost', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (697, 'Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.', 'Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle (1969), chapter 1', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (698, 'Instant gratification takes too long.', 'Carrie Fisher', 'US author & movie actress  (1956 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (699, 'There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.', 'Henry Adams', 'US author, autobiographer, & historian  (1838 - 1918)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (700, 'I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (701, 'An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.', 'Evelle J. Younger', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (702, 'Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.', 'Alvin Toffler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (703, 'Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.', 'Anonymous', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (704, 'For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.', 'Clifton Fadiman', 'US author, editor, & radio host  (1904 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (705, 'A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them to see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it.', 'Max Planck', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (706, 'The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (707, 'Life is a long lesson in humility.', 'James M. Barrie', 'Scottish dramatist & novelist  (1860 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (708, 'Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (709, 'The only limits are those of vision.', 'James Broughton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (710, 'Maybe the gift of any great person is the power to converse with our own hearts.', 'Randall Wallace', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (711, 'You may regret your silence once, but you will regret your words often.', 'Ian Gabirol', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (712, 'We are the total of our longings.', 'Guy Gavriel Kay', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (713, 'In solitude especialy do we begin to appreciate the advantage of living with someone who can think.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (714, 'Intelligence is nothing without delight.', 'Paul Claudel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (715, 'Hatred is the anger of the weak.', 'Alphonse Daudet', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (716, 'When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (717, 'What is ten thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for one who yearns.', 'Alain', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (718, 'Convictions are the more dangerous enemy of truth than lies.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (719, 'A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit.', 'Unknown, Army Magazine of Preventive Maintenance', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (720, 'Dream lofty dreams, as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you one day shall be: your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.', 'James Allen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (721, 'Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.', 'Louisa May Alcott', 'US juvenile novelist  (1832 - 1888)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (722, 'It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until you can make room in your life for someone as important to you as yourself, you will always be searching and lost....', 'Richard Bach', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (723, 'Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be. If we do our best, we are a success. Success is the maximumutilization of the ability that you have.', 'Zig Ziglar', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (724, 'Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.', 'Brendan Gill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (725, 'The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than saying a drunken man is happier than a sober man.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (726, 'The man who follows the crowd will get no farther than the crowd. A man who walks alone is likely to get places no one has ever been before.', 'Alan Ashley-Pitt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (727, 'When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you see a bad man, search yourself for his faults.', 'Confucious', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (728, 'Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.', 'Moliere', 'French actor & comic dramatist  (1622 - 1673)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (729, 'Never judge a book by its movie.', 'J. W. Eagan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (730, 'Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (731, 'There is no death. Only a change of worlds.', 'Chief Seattle', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (732, 'Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights.', 'John Wooden', 'US basketball coach  (1910 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (733, 'The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they could and should do themselves.', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (734, 'To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.', 'Elbert Hubbard', 'US author  (1856 - 1915)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (735, 'If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, more elastic, more starry, more immortal--that is your success.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (736, '"Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart."', 'John Petit-Senn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (737, 'There is a time for departure even when there is no certain place to go.', 'Tennessee Williams', 'US dramatist  (1911 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (738, 'No one ever told me grief felt so much like fear.', 'C. S. Lewis', 'English essayist & juvenile novelist  (1898 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (739, 'Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.', 'Clare Booth Luce', 'US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician  (1903 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (740, 'You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.', 'Deepak Chopra', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (741, 'My friends, your people have both intellect and heart; you use these to consider in what way you can do the best to live.', 'Spotted Tail (Sioux Indian)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (742, 'I was born on the prairies where the wind blew free and there was nothing to break the light of the sun. I was born where there were no enclosures...', 'Geronimo', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (743, 'Do not wrong or hate your neighbor, for it is not he that you wrong: You wrong yourself.', 'Shawnee Indian Chant', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (744, 'He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (745, 'There are tones of voices that mean more than words.', 'Robert Frost', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (746, 'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (747, 'We need to make a decision, no matter what it is.', 'Dr. Suzanne Botts', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (748, 'In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.', 'W.H. Auden', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (749, 'It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (750, 'Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (751, 'The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.', 'Alan Patrick Herbert', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (752, 'My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.', 'Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984', '40th president of US  (1911 - 2004)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (753, 'We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.', 'Nick Faldo', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (754, 'Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (755, 'Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?', 'Francois de La Rochefoucauld', 'French author & moralist  (1613 - 1680)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (756, 'Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.', 'Michel de Montaigne', 'French essayist  (1533 - 1592)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (757, 'All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (758, 'It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.', 'Charles Baudelaire', 'French poet  (1821 - 1867)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (759, 'Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (760, 'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.', 'Ronald Reagan', '40th president of US  (1911 - 2004)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (761, 'Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.', 'Tom Stoppard, "Artist Descending a Staircase"', 'British dramatist & screenwriter  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (762, 'There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.', 'Denis Diderot', 'French author, encyclopedist, & philosopher  (1713 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (763, 'The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.', 'Jean Kerr', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (764, 'The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (765, 'Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.', 'Kin Hubbard', ' (1868 - 1930)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (766, 'A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.', 'William Ralph Inge', 'English author & Anglican prelate  (1860 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (767, 'Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.', 'Eric Sevareid', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (768, 'Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.', 'Ben Hecht', 'US author & dramatist  (1893 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (769, 'This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim.', 'James Reston, New York Times, June 12 1968', ' (1909 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (770, 'A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.', 'Henry Fielding', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1707 - 1754)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (771, 'No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.', 'W. H. Auden', 'US (English-born) critic & poet  (1907 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (772, 'I find nothing more depressing than optimism.', 'Paul Fussell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (773, 'Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.', 'Ogden Nash', 'US humorist & poet  (1902 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (774, 'You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.', 'Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"', 'Polish writer  (1909 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (775, 'Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (776, 'People will buy anything that is one to a customer.', 'Sinclair Lewis', 'US novelist  (1885 - 1951)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (777, 'There are more fools in the world than there are people.', 'Heinrich Heine', 'German critic & poet  (1797 - 1856)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (778, 'Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.', 'Sir Ralph Richardson, quoted in New York Herald Tribune, May 19, 1946', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (779, 'There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.', 'William James', 'US Pragmatist philosopher & psychologist  (1842 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (780, 'Illusion is the first of all pleasures.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (781, 'I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.', 'Lady Mary Wortley Montagu', 'English letter author & poet  (1689 - 1762)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (782, 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.', 'Ernest Benn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (783, 'Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.', 'Lester B. Pearson', 'Canadian Prime Minister 1963-1968  (1897 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (784, 'Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.', 'Robert Louis Stevenson', 'Scottish author  (1850 - 1894)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (785, 'If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?', 'Harry Shearer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (786, 'Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so.', 'Gore Vidal', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (787, 'Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (788, 'Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.', 'Russell Baker', 'US columnist & journalist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (789, 'Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (790, 'To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.', 'Berton Averre', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (791, 'The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.', 'Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, 1891', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (792, 'The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.', 'Edith Sitwell', 'English biographer, critic, novelist, & poet  (1887 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (793, 'One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (794, 'Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.', 'Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (795, 'An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.', 'Robert Benchley', 'US actor, author, & humorist  (1889 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (796, 'The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.', 'Robert Benchley', 'US actor, author, & humorist  (1889 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (797, 'The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.', 'Nancy Astor', 'British politician  (1879 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (798, 'The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.', 'John Maynard Keynes', 'English economist  (1883 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (799, 'For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.', 'Alice Kahn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (800, 'Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.', 'Alfred Hitchcock', 'British movie director  (1899 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (801, 'The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.', 'David Brinkley', 'US television newscaster  (1920 - 2003)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (802, 'Television has raised writing to a new low.', 'Samuel Goldwyn', 'US (Polish-born) movie producer  (1882 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (803, 'There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.', 'Thomas A. Edison', 'US inventor  (1847 - 1931)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (804, 'He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (805, 'His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (806, 'The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.', 'Victor Borge', 'US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist  (1909 - 2000)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (807, 'Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.', 'W. L. George', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (808, 'Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.', 'Will Rogers, New York TImes, Apr. 29, 1930', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (809, 'Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.', 'John F. Kennedy', 'US Democratic politician  (1917 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (810, 'Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (811, 'Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.', 'Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes', 'US cartoonist  (1958 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (812, 'Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.', 'Slovenian Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (813, 'Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.', 'Elias Schwartz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (814, 'Everything you can imagine is real.', 'Pablo Picasso', 'Spanish Cubist painter  (1881 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (815, 'Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.', 'Bob Wells', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (816, 'For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.', 'Bob Wells', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (817, 'Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.', 'Will Durant', 'US historian  (1885 - 1981)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (818, 'Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (819, 'Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (820, 'The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.', 'Casey Stengel', 'US baseball manager  (1890 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (821, 'Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.', 'John Maynard Keynes', 'English economist  (1883 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (822, 'They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.', 'Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759', 'US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer  (1706 - 1790)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (823, 'That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.', 'William J. H. Boetcker', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (824, 'My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.', 'Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Speech in Detroit, 7 Oct. 1952', 'US diplomat & Democratic politician  (1900 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (825, 'The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.', 'Dorothy Nevill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (826, 'The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.', 'David Friedman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (827, 'I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.', 'Harry S Truman', '33rd president of US  (1884 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (828, 'In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.', 'Hubert H. Humphrey', 'US politician  (1911 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (829, 'The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (830, 'God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (831, 'Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.', 'Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Little Prince", 1943', 'French writer  (1900 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (832, 'She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (833, 'It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.', 'Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (834, 'The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.', 'Bertrand Russell, The Philosophy of Logical Atomism', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (835, 'Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.', 'Evelyn Waugh, Diaries of Evelyn Waugh (1976)', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (836, 'It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (837, 'The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.', 'e e cummings', 'US poet  (1894 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (838, 'Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.', 'Albert Camus', 'French existentialist author & philosopher  (1913 - 1960)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (839, 'A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.', 'Roald Dahl, (Willy Wonka) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory', 'British juvenile author  (1916 - 1990)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (840, 'Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.', 'Robert Anton Wilson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (841, 'A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.', 'Doug Larson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (842, 'My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (843, 'The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.', 'Saki', 'British (Burman-born) short story author  (1870 - 1916)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (844, 'Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.', 'Sam Brown, Washington Post, 1977', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (845, 'What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (846, 'My work is a game, a very serious game.', 'M. C. Escher', 'Dutch artist  (1898 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (847, 'Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.', 'Laurence J. Peter', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (848, 'Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.', 'William Dement', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (849, 'The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.', 'Alvin Toffler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (850, 'Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (851, 'Solutions are not the answer.', 'Richard Nixon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (852, 'Make money, money, honestly if you can;<br>if not, by any means at all, make money.', 'Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (853, 'A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what it is today, nor what it is trying to do. We are trying to do a futile thing if we do not know where we came from or what we have been about.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (854, 'We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government; upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God.', 'James Madison, (attributed)', '4th president of US  (1751 - 1836)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (855, '... Religion ... [is] the basis and foundation of government ... before any man can be considered as a member of civil society, he must be considered as a subject of the Governor of the Universe.', 'James Madison', '4th president of US  (1751 - 1836)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (856, 'We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.', 'John Adams', 'US diplomat & politician  (1735 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (857, 'Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (858, 'If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.', 'Rush (the band), "Freewill"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (859, 'History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.', 'Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (860, 'A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal.', 'Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (861, 'The unexamined life is not worth living to a human.', 'Attributed by Plato to Socrates, "Apology"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (862, 'Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.', 'Mark A. Overby', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (863, 'Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.', 'Ken Hakuta', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (864, 'May the road rise to meet you,<br> May the wind be always at your back,<br> May the sun shine warm upon your face,<br> the rains fall soft upon your fields and,<br> until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand', 'unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (865, 'May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead', 'unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (866, 'The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.', 'Bertrand Russell, "The Philosophy of Logical Atomism"', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (867, 'You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder.', 'Bible, James 2:19 (New International Version)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (868, 'Rem tene, verba sequntur<br> (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)', 'Cato the Censor (?)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (869, 'USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.', 'Dave Letterman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (870, 'But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.', 'Arthur C. Clarke', 'English physicist & science fiction author  (1917 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (871, 'Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (872, 'The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!', 'Friedrich Nietzsche, "The Will to Power"', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (873, 'It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned with religion.', 'Archbishop William Temple, 1955', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (874, 'To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosohpy.', 'William Ralph Inge, 1920', 'English author & Anglican prelate  (1860 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (875, 'Without a doubt the greatest injury of all was done by basing morals on myth. For, sooner or later, myth is recognized for what it is, and disappears. Then morality loses the foundation on which it has been built.', 'Lord Samuel, "Romanes Lecture", 1947', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (876, 'The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.', 'George Bernard Shaw, "St. Joan"', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (877, 'Pluralitas non ponenda est sine necessitate', 'Occam', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (878, 'Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.', 'Charles M. Schulz, as "Charlie Brown", Peanuts, cartoon strip', 'US cartoonist  (1922 - 2000)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (879, 'How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?', 'Charles De Gaulle', 'French general & politician  (1890 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (880, 'Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.', 'George Burns', 'US actor & comedian  (1896 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (881, 'He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using only 150?', 'Abba Eban', 'Israeli (S. African-born) diplomat & politician  (1915 - 2002)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (882, '"If you were my husband, i would feed you poison."<br> "If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!', 'Lady Astor and William Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (883, 'I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.', 'Red Skelton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (884, '"Coolidge is dead"<br> "How could they tell?', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (885, 'I call that a scumhead.', 'James Joyce, "Finnegans Wake"', 'Irish author  (1882 - 1941)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (886, 'The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.', 'G.K. Chesterton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (887, 'A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.', 'Theodore Roosevelt', '26th president of US  (1858 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (888, 'If we abide by the principles taught by the Bible, our country will go on prospering.', 'Daniel Webster', 'US diplomat, lawyer, orator, & politician  (1782 - 1852)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (889, 'When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of God, because you will have found it the key to your own heart, your own happiness, and your own duty.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (890, 'It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.', 'Krishnamurti', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (891, 'Where life is possible at all, a right life is possible; life in a palace is possible; therefore even in a palace a right life is possible.', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 5.', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (892, 'A little flesh, a little breath, and a Reason to rule all - that is myself.', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 2.', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (893, 'To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 6.', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (894, 'To stand up -- or be setup?', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 6.', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (895, 'A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 9.', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (896, 'To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (897, 'A candour affected is a dagger concealed.', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 9.', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (898, 'Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it -- badly.', 'Henry Spencer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (899, 'I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.', 'Steve Martin', 'US comedian & movie actor  (1945 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (900, 'Politics is no exact science.', 'Otto von Bismark', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (901, 'In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (902, 'Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (903, 'When in doubt, use brute force', 'Ken Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (904, 'Maybe I should have screwed up.', 'Ken Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (905, 'SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out.', 'Ken Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (906, 'I know nothing.', 'Ken Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (907, 'Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.', 'Bill Vaughan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (908, 'Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside.', 'Ken Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (909, 'If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.', 'Ken Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (910, 'Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.', 'Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"', 'Scottish author & novelist  (1771 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (911, 'In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (912, 'If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone; if this remains undone, morals and art will deteriorate; if justice goes astray, the people will stand about in helpless confusion. Hence there must be no arbitrariness in what is said. This matters above everything.', 'Confucius', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (913, 'Anyone who has got a book collection and a garden wants for nothing.', 'Cicero', 'Roman author, orator, & politician  (106 BC - 43 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (914, 'I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess. Certainly forces operating trough human conciousness control events.', 'William S. Buroughs, Paris Review, Fall 1965', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (915, 'God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (916, 'Trapped, like a trap in a trap.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (917, 'The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.', 'Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (918, 'Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.', 'Francois de La Rochefoucauld', 'French author & moralist  (1613 - 1680)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (919, 'The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups.', 'Clark Coleman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (920, 'Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.', 'Tolkien', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (921, 'May you never know hunger<br> May you love with a full heart<br> The light burn in your eyes<br> <br> May the fire be your friend<br> And the sea rock you gently<br> May the moon light your way<br> Till the wind sets you free', 'Shriekback, "Cradle Song"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (922, 'The peasants of the Asturias believe that in every litter of wolves there is one pup that is killed by the mother for fear that on growing up it would devour the other little ones.', 'Victor Hugo, "Les Miserables"', 'French dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1802 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (923, 'Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (924, 'Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (925, 'If a cluttered desk signs a cluttered mind, Of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?', 'Albert Einstein.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (926, 'A mind forever voyaging through strange seas of thought, alone.', 'William Wordsworth', 'English poet  (1770 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (927, 'Ignorance is king, many would not prosper by its abdication.', '"A Canticle for Leibowitz"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (928, 'A cult is a religion with no political power.', 'Tom Wolfe', 'US author & journalist  (1931 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (929, 'All Bibles are man-made.', 'Thomas A. Edison', 'US inventor  (1847 - 1931)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (930, 'To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (931, 'To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (932, 'Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food: frequently there must be a beverage.', 'Woody Allen, Without Feathers', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (933, 'On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.', 'Woody Allen, Without Feathers', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (934, 'A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE<br> <br> Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead.', 'Woody Allen, Without Feathers', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (935, 'Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.', 'Woody Allen, Without Feathers', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (936, 'Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?', 'Woody Allen, Without Feathers', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (937, 'Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.', 'Woody Allen, Without Feathers', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (938, 'I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.', 'Harry S Truman, in Look, Apr. 3, 1956', '33rd president of US  (1884 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (939, 'Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.', 'Andrew Brown', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (940, 'The universe is made of stories, not atoms.', 'Muriel Rukeyser', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (941, '...in the lexicon of the political class, the word "sacrifice" means that the citizens are supposed to mail even more of their income to Washington so that the political class will not have to sacrifice the pleasure of spending it.', 'George Will, Newsweek, 2/22/93', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (942, 'The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy...neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water.', 'John W. Gardner', 'US administrator  (1912 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (943, 'Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.', 'Miriam Defensor Santiago, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (944, 'Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.', 'Gore Vidal, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (945, 'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.', 'Greenville County (S.C.) Department of Social Services, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (946, 'We believe he wanted to win in the worst way.', 'Don Eslinger, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (947, 'It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.', 'Pat Robertson, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (948, 'Would you please shut up and sit down!', 'George Bush, The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993', 'US Republican politician  (1924 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (949, 'He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (950, 'The best way to predict the future is to invent it.', 'Alan Kay', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (951, 'When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something with it. The easiest way to drop this hot potato was to invest it, to buy shares. I knew that World War II was coming and I was afraid that if I had shares which rise in case of war, I would wish for war. So I asked my agent to buy shares which go down in the event of war. This he did. I lost my money and saved my soul.', 'Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, The Crazy Ape', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (952, 'Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.', 'John Archibald Wheeler, American J. of Physics, 1978, 46, 323', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (953, 'I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (954, 'Seek not for fresher founts afar, Just drop you bucket where you are.', 'Sam Walter Foss, Back Country Poems, 1892', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (955, 'The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?', 'Joseph Stalin, Winston Chuirchill, The Second World War, vol 1', 'Georgian Soviet politician  (1879 - 1953)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (956, 'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.', 'Samuel Johnson, Letter to Lord Chesterfield, 1775', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (957, 'I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.', 'Carl Jung', 'Swiss psychologist  (1875 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (958, 'That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.', 'Robert Heinlein, Time Enough For Love', 'US science fiction author  (1907 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (959, 'The modern definition of "racist" is "someone who is winning an argument with a liberal', 'Peter Brimelow, National Review (2/1/93)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (960, 'One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.', 'A. A. Milne', 'English juvenile author  (1882 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (961, 'Not many people know this ... but I happen to be famous.', 'Sam Malone, Cheers', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (962, 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (963, 'The history of science is everywhere speculative. It is a marvelous hiatory. It makes you proud to be a human being.', 'Karl R. Popper', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (964, 'The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.', 'Somerset Maugham', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (965, 'When I was one-and-twenty,<br> I heard a wise man say,<br> Give pounds and crowns and guineas,<br> But not your heart away."<br> <br> Give pearls away and rubies,<br> But keep your fancy free."<br> But I was one-and-twenty,<br> No use to talk to me.', 'A.E. Houseman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (966, 'You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure in life.', 'John Updike, Rabbit Redux', 'US author  (1932 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (967, '"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes.', 'Richard Dawkings:, "The Selfish Gene"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (968, 'Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.', 'Albert Camus', 'French existentialist author & philosopher  (1913 - 1960)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (969, 'Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world [chess] championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.', 'Richard Dawkings:, "The Selfish Gene"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (970, 'If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation.', 'Tom Stoppard', 'British dramatist & screenwriter  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (971, 'There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.', 'Robert Byrne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (972, 'I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.', 'Lord Brabazon', ' (1884 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (973, 'Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.', 'Cyril Connolly', ' (1903 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (974, 'Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (975, 'In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.', 'Andy Warhol', 'US artist  (1928 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (976, 'We must love one another or die.', 'W.H. Auden, "September 1, 1939"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (977, 'Because he once wrote, "We must love one another or die," he can command me to follow him.', 'E.M. Forster', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (978, 'We must love one another and die.', 'W.H. Auden, revised "Sept. 1, 1939"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (979, 'Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world.', 'Shelley, incomplete, poets', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (980, 'Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.', 'Richard Lovelace, To Althea from Prison', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (981, 'Streets full of water; please advise.', 'Robert Benchley', 'US actor, author, & humorist  (1889 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (982, 'That ready wit, which you so partially allow me, ... may create many admirers; but, take my word for it, it makes few friends. It shines and dazzles like the noonday sun, but, like that, too, it is very apt to scorch, and therefore is always feared. The milder morning and evening light and heat of that planet soothe and calm our minds. Never seek for wit; if it present itself, well and good; but even then, let your judgement interpose, and take care that it be not at the expense of anybody.', 'Philip Dormer Stanhope, 4th earl of Chesterfield, 1749', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (983, '... Nature, whose sweet rains fall of just and unjust alike, will have clefts in the rocks where I may hide, and secret valleys in whose silence I may weep undetected. She will hang the night with stars so that I may walk abroad in the darkness without stumbling, and send the wind over my footprints so that none may track me to my hurt: she will cleanse me in great waters, and with bitter herbs make me whole.', 'Oscar Wilde, "De Profundis"', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (984, 'Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.', 'Lord Acton, in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton, April 3, 1887.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (985, 'As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (986, 'Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.', 'J.D., "Heathers"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (987, 'The discovery of this strange society was a curiously refreshing thing; to realize that there were ten new trades in the world was like looking at the first ship or the first plough. It made a man feel what he should feel, that he was still in the childhood of the world.', 'G. K. Chesterton, The Tremendous Adventures of Major Brown', 'English author & mystery novelist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (988, 'Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.', 'Sir Francis Bacon', 'English author, courtier, & philosopher  (1561 - 1626)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (989, 'It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (990, 'Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (991, 'The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.', 'Arthur Koestler', 'British (Hungarian-born) author  (1905 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (992, 'I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (993, 'On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (994, 'People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (995, 'Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.', 'Tom Robbins', 'US novelist  (1936 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (996, 'I have one of those real old American built cars. The kind that just PUNCHES through accidents.', 'Kevin Rooney', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (997, 'No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.', 'Eleanor Roosevelt', 'US diplomat & reformer  (1884 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (998, 'A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.', 'Franklin D. Roosevelt', '32nd president of US  (1882 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (999, 'I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.', 'Franklin D. Roosevelt', '32nd president of US  (1882 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1000, 'Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.', 'Theodore Roosevelt', '26th president of US  (1858 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1001, 'The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side.', 'Theodore Roosevelt', '26th president of US  (1858 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1002, 'There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.', 'Don Herold', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1003, 'The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.', 'Theodore Roosevelt', '26th president of US  (1858 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1004, 'I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five against.', 'Damon Runyon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1005, 'Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1006, 'In all things it is a good idea to hang a question mark now and then on the things we have taken for granted.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1007, 'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1008, 'Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1009, 'The important thing is not to stop questioning.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1010, 'Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.', 'John Russell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1011, 'You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1.', 'Ernest Rutherford', 'British chemist & physicist  (1871 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1012, 'All military type firearms are to be handed in immediately... The SS, SA and Stahlhelm give every respectable German man the opportunity of campaigning with them. Therefore anyone who does not belong to one of the above named organisations and who unjustifiably nevertheless keeps his weapon... must be regarded as an enemy of the national government.', 'SA Oberfuhrer of Bad Tolz, March, 1933.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1013, 'You say that my way of thinking cannot be tolerated? What of it? The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool. My way of thinking is the result of my reflections. It is part of my inner being, the way I am made. I do not contradict them, and would not even if I wished to. For my system, which you disapprove of, is also my greatest comfort in life, the source of all my happiness --- it means more to me than my life itself.', 'Marquis de Sade', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1014, 'A poor fool indeed is he who adopts a manner of thinking (meant) for others!', 'Donatien-Alphonse-Francois de Sade', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1015, 'Knowing how things work is the basis for appreciation, and is thus a source of civilized delight.', 'William Safire', 'US columnist & speechwriter  (1929 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1016, 'All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.', 'Carl Sagan', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1017, 'It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.', 'Carl Sagan', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1018, 'Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.', 'Carl Sagan', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1019, 'The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.', 'Carl Sagan', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1020, 'Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.', 'Carl Sagan', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1021, 'In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.', 'Carl Sagan, Cosmos', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1022, 'A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.', 'Carl Sagan, Contact', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1023, 'But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.', 'Carl Sagan', 'US astronomer & popularizer of astronomy  (1934 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1024, 'In an optimal world, I would not be necessary.', 'James Price Salsman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1025, 'Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.', 'Jim Samuels', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1026, 'This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.', 'George Sanders', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1027, 'Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last, in the ripeness of instinct and discretion, it can be safely exchanged for fidelity and happiness.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1028, 'I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.', 'Douglas Adams', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1029, 'Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1030, 'Oh, what tangled webs we weave, When we first practice to deceive.', 'Sir Walter Scott', 'Scottish author & novelist  (1771 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1031, 'If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell, you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance.', 'Niccola Sebastiani', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1032, 'Immortality -- a fate worse than death.', 'Edgar A. Shoaff', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1033, 'If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.', 'Arthur Schopenhauer', 'German philosopher  (1788 - 1860)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1034, 'For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.', 'J.W. Schopf', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1035, 'You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.', 'Eric Hoffer', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1036, 'If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.', 'Erwin Schrodinger', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1037, 'Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.', 'E. F. Schumacher', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1038, 'One form to rule them all, one form to find them, one form to bring them all and in the darkness rewrite the hell out of them', 'sendmail ruleset 3 comment from DEC.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1039, '...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.', 'Dr. Seuss, (as quoted in his obit in Time)', 'US author & illustrator  (1904 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1040, 'To thine own self be true -; And it must follow as the night the day; Thou canst not be false to any man', 'William Shakespeare', 'Greatest English dramatist & poet  (1564 - 1616)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1041, 'One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.', 'William Shatner as Kirk, in "Dagger of the Mind"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1042, 'Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.', 'Anonymous', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1043, 'There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it', 'G. B. Shaw', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1044, 'Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1045, 'Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1046, 'Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1047, 'Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1048, 'England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1049, 'Success covers a multitude of blunders.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1050, 'When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.', 'GB Shaw', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1051, 'The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.', 'Paul Valery', 'French critic & poet  (1871 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1052, 'Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1053, 'Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1054, 'The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky', 'Solomon Short', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1055, 'Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.', 'Jean Sibelius', 'Finnish composer & patriot  (1865 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1056, 'Life is too important to take seriously.', 'Corky Siegel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1057, 'Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.', 'Ray Simard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1058, 'Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.', 'Ray Simard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1059, 'In the beginning was the word. But by the time the second word was added to it, there was trouble. For with it came syntax...', 'John Simon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1060, 'The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1061, 'When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.', 'Isaac Bashevis Singer', 'US (Polish-born) Jewish author  (1904 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1062, 'Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten', 'B.F. Skinner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1063, 'The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.', 'John Sladek', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1064, 'I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.', 'Yakov Smirnoff', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1065, 'He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.', 'Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay', 'English essayist  (1771 - 1845)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1066, 'I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.', 'Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign', 'US diplomat & Democratic politician  (1900 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1067, 'The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.', 'Scott Adams', 'US cartoonist  (1957 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1068, 'Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.', 'Senator Soaper', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1069, 'The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.', 'Eugene H. Spafford', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1070, 'We Americans want peace, and it is now evident that we must be prepared to demand it. For other peoples have wanted peace, and the peace they received was the peace of death.', 'Rev. Francis J. Spellman, Archbishop of New York.  22 September, 1940', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1071, 'A Multitasking Timex Sinclair', 'Matt Sorrels in reference to Andrew running X-Windows', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1072, 'Start slow and taper off.', 'Walt Stack', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1073, 'Science cannot stop while ethics catches up -- and nobody should expect scientists to do all the thinking for the country.', 'Elvin Stackman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1074, 'If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the construct itself, then the compiler writer has blown it badly.', 'Guy L. Steele Jr., Tartan Laboratories', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1075, 'The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.', 'William Stekel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1076, 'The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.', 'Walter Bagehot', 'English economist & journalist  (1826 - 1877)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1077, 'Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.', 'Zalman Stern, former ITC hacker diety', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1078, 'The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed.', 'Zalman Stern', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1079, 'Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff.', 'Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.', 'US diplomat & Democratic politician  (1900 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1080, 'Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.', 'Publilius Syrus', ' (~100 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1081, 'Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.', 'Niels Bohr', 'Danish physicist  (1885 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1082, 'Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge will soon blunt. Amass a store of gold and jade, and no one can protect it. Claim wealth and titles, and disaster will follow. Retire when the work is done. This is the way of heaven.', 'Tao Te Ching', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1083, 'Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.', 'Booth Tarkington', 'US novelist  (1869 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1084, 'A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, completely immune to any direct magical spell. It is for this group of beings that the magician learns the subtleties of using indirect spells. It also does no harm, in dealing with these matters, to carry a large club near your person at all times.', 'The Teachings of Ebenezum, Volume VIII', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1085, 'In the Norse mythology Loki originally was on the side of the rest of the gods, helping them once or twice using a particularly nast forms of trickery. He was a cunning negotiator with a talent for technicalities. He was sort of the Norse equivalent of a lawyer, no doubt the reason they tied him down in a pit dripping acidic venom on him.', 'Martin Terman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1086, 'A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.', 'Hunter S. Thompson', 'US journalist  (1939 - 2005)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1087, 'I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours.', 'Hunter S. Thompson', 'US journalist  (1939 - 2005)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1088, 'Just think, IBM and DEC in the same room, and we did it.', 'Ken Thompson, quoted by Dennis Ritchie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1089, 'For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.', 'Gloria Borger', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1090, 'Andrew is the operating system of the future and always will be.', 'Mary R. Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1091, 'It is something to be able to paint a particular picture, or to carve a statue, and so to make a few objects beautiful; but it is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look, which morally we can do. To affect the quality of the day, that is the highest of arts.', 'Henry David Thoreau, "Where I Live"', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1092, 'I have learned this at least by my experiment: if one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1093, 'Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.', 'Henry David Thoreau, "Walden"', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1094, 'Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1095, 'Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1096, 'Its better to know some of the questions, than all of the answers.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1097, 'Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!', 'Chris Thyberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1098, 'An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.', 'Simon Cameron', 'US financier & politician  (1799 - 1889)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1099, 'Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.', 'Henrik Tikkanen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1100, 'Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence', 'Time Bandits', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1101, 'I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conlusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleages, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1102, 'The strongest of all warriors are these two -- Time and Patience.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1103, 'Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.', 'Trotsky', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1104, 'If there is one basic element in our Constitution, it is civilian control of the military.', 'Harry S. Truman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1105, 'Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1106, 'God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1107, 'I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1108, 'Sacred cows make the best hamburger.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1109, 'How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1110, 'If a person offend you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.', 'Mark Twain, "Advice to Youth" Speech, 1882', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1111, 'We are just tenants on this world. We have just been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord.', 'Arthur C. Clarke, 2010', 'English physicist & science fiction author  (1917 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1112, 'The woman of my dreams knows how to break into systems.', 'Doug Tygar', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1113, 'Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.', 'Robin Tyler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1114, 'Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.', 'Bill Cosby', 'US comedian & television actor  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1115, 'To conquer the enemy without resorting to war is the most desirable. The highest form of generalship is to conquer the enemy by strategy.', 'Sun Tzu, The Art of War', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1116, 'War is a matter of vital importance to the State; the province of life or death; the road to survival or ruin. It is mandatory that it be thoroughly studied.', 'Sun Tzu', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1117, 'The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.', 'William Van Horne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1118, '"Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1119, 'It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1120, 'The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.', 'Clarence Darrow', 'US defense lawyer  (1857 - 1938)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1121, 'I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1122, 'The superfluous is very necessary.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1123, 'It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1124, 'A witty saying proves nothing.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1125, 'Anything too stupid to be said is sung.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1126, 'Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?', 'H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1127, 'One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.', 'J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1128, 'Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.', 'Wernher von Braun', 'US (German-born) rocket engineer  (1912 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1129, 'The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.', 'Harlan Ellison', 'US science fiction author & screenwriter  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1130, 'We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.', 'Wernher von Braun', 'US (German-born) rocket engineer  (1912 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1131, 'You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.', 'John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1132, 'Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.', 'John von Neumann', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1133, '[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]', 'Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1134, 'It is easier to port a shell than a shell script.', 'Larry Wall', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1135, 'History is more or less bunk.', 'Henry Ford', 'US automobile industrialist  (1863 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1136, 'Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)', 'Larry Wall in', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1137, 'Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in the world. Now, its the second largest army in Iraq.', 'Wall Street Journal, March 15, 1991', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1138, 'Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?', 'Artemus Ward', 'US humorist  (1834 - 1867)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1139, 'They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.', 'Andy Warhol', 'US artist  (1928 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1140, 'Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.', 'George Washington', 'First president of US  (1732 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1141, 'At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.', 'Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1142, 'Now let me explain why this makes intuitive sense.', 'Prof. Larry Wasserman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1143, 'Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.', 'Andre Gide', 'French critic, essayist, & novelist  (1869 - 1951)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1144, 'Relative calm is expected in South Central Los Angeles for the next several weeks, as looters stay home and try to program their new VCRs.', 'Weekend Update', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1145, 'My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.', 'Orson Welles', 'US actor & director  (1915 - 1985)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1146, 'The chalk marks are transient, the formulas eternal.', 'S. Weinstein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1147, 'As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.', 'Weisert', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1148, 'Man is not a machine... Although man most certainly processes information, he does not necessarily process it in the way computers do. Computers and men are not species of the same genus... However much intelligence computers may attain, now or in the furture, theirs must always be an intelligence alien to genuine human problems and concerns.', 'Joseph Weizenbaum', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1149, 'Non-violence is the policy of the vegetable kingdom', 'H. G. Wells', 'English author, historian, & utopian  (1866 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1150, 'The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.', 'Walt West', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1151, 'As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.', 'Hagar the Horrible', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1152, 'Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the amateur for three, or the cry of the critic for five.', 'James McNeill Whistler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1153, 'Any appeasement of tyranny is treason to this republic and to the democratic ideal.', 'William Allen White', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1154, 'The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order.', 'Alfred North Whitehead', 'English mathematician & philosopher  (1861 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1155, 'What most experimenters take for granted before they begin their experiments is infinitely more interesting than any results to which their experiments lead.', 'Norbert Wiener', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1156, 'Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1157, 'There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1158, 'I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1159, 'Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.', 'Wendell Johnson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1160, 'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1161, 'Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1162, 'The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1163, 'To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1164, 'The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. The Greeks were quite right there. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture, and contemplation become almost impossible. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on the slavery of the machine, the future of the world depends.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1165, 'The basis for optimism is sheer terror.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1166, 'Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1167, 'Alas, I am dying beyond my means.', 'Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1168, 'A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1169, 'Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1170, 'Only the shallow know themselves.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1171, 'As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1172, 'To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1173, 'The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1174, 'The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.', 'George Will', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1175, 'Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.', 'George Will', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1176, 'I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.', 'E. V. Lucas', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1177, 'Belief is the death of intelligence.', 'Robert Anton Wilson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1178, 'Only the madman is absolutely sure.', 'Robert Anton Wilson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1179, 'I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1180, 'The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1181, 'Nothing recedes like success.', 'Walter Winchell', 'US gossip columnist & broadcast journalist  (1897 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1182, 'There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.', 'Gene Wolfe', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1183, 'I try to know what I need to know. I make sure to know what I want to know.', 'Nero Wolfe', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1184, 'Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.', 'Ashley Montague', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1185, 'An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country; a news-writer is a man without virtue who lies at home for himself.', 'Sir Henry Wotton, "Reliquae Wottonianae"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1186, 'Student: "Can you do problem number twelve?" Wyler: Twelve?...NO!...That problem is on the test.', 'Oswald Wyler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1187, 'The truth of the matter is that window management under X is not yet well understood.', 'The "Xlib Programming Manual"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1188, 'Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it.', 'Andrew Young', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1189, 'This calls for a very special plan of psychology and extreme violence', 'The Young Ones', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1190, 'Sometimes it is more important to discover what one cannot do, than what one can do.', 'Lin Yutang', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1191, 'If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm...', 'Jim Zelenka', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1192, 'Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together ...', 'Carl Zwanzig', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1193, 'Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1194, 'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1195, 'Usenet is distributed network anarchy at its best---or worst, depending on what is posted on any particular day.', 'David Fiedler, in _Byte_', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1196, '"My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1197, '"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1198, '"Imagination is more important than knowledge.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1199, 'I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.', 'Pablo Picasso', 'Spanish Cubist painter  (1881 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1200, '"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1201, 'If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.', 'Einstein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1202, 'When you sling mud, you lose ground.', 'Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.', 'US diplomat & Democratic politician  (1900 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1203, 'One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words.', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1204, 'It takes two to speak the truth--one to speak and the other to hear.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1205, '"How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?', 'Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, (Sherlock Holmes) Sign of Four', 'British mystery author & physician  (1859 - 1930)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1206, 'We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.', 'Sir Winston Churchill, Speech, 4. June, 1940', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1207, 'It did not last: the devil howling "Ho! Let Einstein be!" restored the status quo.', 'Sir John Collins Squire, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1208, 'Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.', 'Albert Schweitzer', 'French philosopher & physician  (1875 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1209, 'You may assume infinite ignorance and unlimited intelligence.', 'Leo Szilard, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1210, 'Report writing, like motor-car driving and love-making, is one of those activities which almost every Englishman thinks he can do well without instruction. The results are of course usually abominable.', 'Tom Margerison, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1211, 'The farther the experiment is from theory the closer it is to the Nobel Prize.', 'Frederic Joliot-Curie, quoted by M.A. Markov, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1212, 'People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1213, 'Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm.', 'R. W. Emerson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1214, 'It turns out that an eerie type of chaos can lurk just behind a facade of order -- and yet, deep inside the chaos lurks an even eerier type of order.', 'Douglas Hostadter', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1215, 'Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.', 'Stanislaw Lec', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1216, 'What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.', 'Vilhjalmur Stefansson, "Discovery", 1964', 'Canadian explorer & ethnologist  (1879 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1217, 'If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to happiness?', 'Stanislaw Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1218, 'Experience...is simply the name we give our mistakes.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1219, 'It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.', 'Willie Sutton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1220, 'I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them, on the whole, are trash.', 'Sigmund Freud', 'Austrian psychologist  (1856 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1221, 'Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.', 'Heinrich Heine', 'German critic & poet  (1797 - 1856)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1222, 'Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed.', 'Proverbs 12:19, The Bible', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1223, 'The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is but for a moment.', 'Proverbs 12:19, The King James Bible', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1224, 'Publish and be damned!', 'Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, Attributed; when the courtesan Harriette Wilson threatened to publish her memoirs and his', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1225, 'A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.', 'Caskie Stinnett, Out of the Red (1960)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1226, 'First things first, but not necessarily in that order.', 'Doctor Who', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1227, '"If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato."', 'Lucan (Marcus Annaeus Lucanus)   AD 39-65,      The Civil War, bk. I, 128', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1228, 'Do not speak ill of the dead.', 'The Seven Sages, (Bias, Chilon, Cleobulus, Periander, Pittacus,Solon, Thales) c. 650 - c. 550 BC, From Diogenes Laertius, Lives', ' (650 BC - 550 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1229, '"Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.', 'Sextus Propertius  54 BC-AD 2,        Elegies, II, xix, 32', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1230, '"Opposites are cures for opposites.', 'Hippocrates   c. 460-400 BC,       Breaths, bk. I', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1231, 'Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1232, 'To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1233, 'Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people to live as one wishes to live.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1234, 'It is an odd thing, but everyone who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1235, 'Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it is enough to wonder at the secrets.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1236, 'Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.', 'Rita Rudner', 'US comedian ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1237, 'I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals...', 'G. K. Chesterton', 'English author & mystery novelist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1238, 'We who are liberal and progressive know that the poor are our equals in every sense except that of being equal to us.', 'Lionel Trilling', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1239, 'You see things, and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were, and say "Why not?', 'George Bernard Shaw, "Metamagical Themas" by Douglas Hofstadter', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1240, 'Liberalism is trust of the people, tempered by prudence; conservatism, distrust of people, tempered by fear.', 'William Gladstone', 'British politician  (1809 - 1898)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1241, '"I, on the other hand, have a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.', 'Captain Edmund Blackadder, Blackadder Goes Forth', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1242, 'I think it would be a good idea.', 'Mahatma Ghandi', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1243, 'Just like the falling rainbow Just like the stars in the sky Life should never feel small.', 'Vearncombe, Black, "Paradise"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1244, 'My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.', 'Penn Jillette, in a Compuserve chat', 'US magician & showman  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1245, '"I want to know Gods thoughts.... all the rest are just details', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1246, 'A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.', 'Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1247, 'The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.', 'Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"', 'English humorist & science fiction novelist  (1952 - 2001)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1248, 'Life is islands of ecstasy in an ocean of ennui, and after the age of thirty land is seldom seen.', 'Luke Rhinehart', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1249, 'Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit. [re-transl.:] History is [...] a dialogue between the present and the past.', 'Edward Hallet Carr, Was ist Geschichte?, S. 54', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1250, 'This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them.', 'Q., Star Trek, the Next Generation, "Deja Q"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1251, 'Guess again.', 'The Running Man, movie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1252, 'If it bleeds, you can kill it', 'Predator', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1253, 'A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1254, 'Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.', 'Albert Einstein, 1929', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1255, 'At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear." It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us." You can love completely without complete understanding.', 'Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1256, 'There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1257, 'Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1258, 'It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1259, 'My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1260, 'A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child.', 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow', 'US poet  (1807 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1261, 'MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1262, 'I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1263, 'If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1264, 'Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1265, 'To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect?', 'Confucius', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1266, 'Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.', 'Confucius, Analects, XV.24', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1267, 'If a man remembers what is right at the sign of profit, is ready to lay down his life in the face of danger, and does not forget sentiments he has repeated all his life when he has been in straitened circumstances for a long time, he may be said to be a complete man.', 'Confucius, Analects, XIV.12', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1268, 'It is only the benevolent man who is capable of liking or disliking other men.', 'Confucius, Analects, IV.3', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1269, 'Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.', 'Walt Whitman, Song of the Open Road', 'US poet  (1819 - 1892)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1270, 'In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you will know the man.', 'Confucius, Analects, IV.7', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1271, 'While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While the gentleman cherishes a respect for the law, the small man cherishes generous treatment.', 'Confucius, nalects, IV.11', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1272, 'O, throw away the worser part of it, And live the purer with the other half.', 'Shakespeare, Hamlet III, iv, 156-160.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1273, 'Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.', 'Alexander Smith', 'Scottish essayist & poet  (1830 - 1867)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1274, 'We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all.', 'Jean de La Bruyere', 'French moralist  (1645 - 1696)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1275, 'Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.', 'Anais Nin', 'US (French-born) author & diarist  (1903 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1276, 'There is more to life than increasing its speed.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1277, 'There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love when they no longer love each other.', 'Francois de La Rochefoucald', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1278, 'The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.', 'Alexander Penney', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1279, 'I celebrate myself, and sing myself.', 'Walt Whitman, Song of Myself, 1855', 'US poet  (1819 - 1892)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1280, '"What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith.', 'Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason', 'US patriot & political philosopher  (1737 - 1809)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1281, 'Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired.', 'Robert Frost', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1282, 'I am the only guinea pig I have.', 'R. Buckminster Fuller', 'US architect & engineer  (1895 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1283, 'True friendship is never serene.', 'Marie de Rabutin-Chantal', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1284, 'The poet judges not as a judge judges but as the sun falling around a helpless thing.', 'Walt Whitman', 'US poet  (1819 - 1892)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1285, 'I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.', 'Lily Tomlin', 'US actress & comedienne  (1939 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1286, 'The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.', 'Walter Bagehot', 'English economist & journalist  (1826 - 1877)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1287, 'Sweet is revenge - especially to women.', 'Lord Byron', 'English poet & satirist  (1788 - 1824)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1288, 'Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the bible is filled, it would seem more consistent that we called it the word of a demon than the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind.', 'Thomas Paine, "The Age of Reason"', 'US patriot & political philosopher  (1737 - 1809)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1289, 'My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground anywhere at all. On smooth ground it rushes swiftly on and covers a thouasand li in a single day without difficulty. When it twists and turns among mountains and rocks, it fits its form to things it meets: unknowable. What can be known is, it always goes where it must go, always stops where it cannot help stopping -- nothing else. More than that, even I cannot know.', 'Su Shih', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1290, 'But, my dearest Agathon, it is truth which you cannot contradict; you can without any difficulty contradict Socrates.', 'Plato, Symposium', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1291, 'There is no "royal road" to geometry.', 'Euclid, Said to king Ptolemy I', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1292, 'A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.', 'Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.', 'US jurist  (1841 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1293, 'Nothing endures but personal qualities.', 'Walt Whitman', 'US poet  (1819 - 1892)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1294, 'I bet the human brain is a kludge.', 'Marvin Minsky', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1295, 'Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.', 'Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.', 'US diplomat & Democratic politician  (1900 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1296, 'We have enough religion to hate each other, but not enough to love each other.', 'Jonathan Swift', 'Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1667 - 1745)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1297, 'Learning builds daily accumulation, but the prictice of Tao builds daily simplification. Simplify and simplify, until all contamination from relative, contridictory thinking is eliminated. Then one does nothing, yet nothing is left undone. One who wins the world does so by not meddling with it. One who meddles with the world loses it.', 'Lao-Tzu, Tao te Ching', 'Chinese philosopher  (604 BC - 531 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1298, '"Attention, attention, there are monkey-boys in the complex.', 'Buckaroo Banzai (the film)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1299, '"Home is where you wear your hat.', 'Buckaroo Banzai (the film)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1300, 'Nietsche is Pietsche."', 'Ogden Nash', 'US humorist & poet  (1902 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1301, '"Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.', 'W.V.O. Quine', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1302, 'One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words.', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1303, '"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1304, '"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1305, '"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1306, 'The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1307, 'What is conservativism? Is it not the aherence to the old and tried against the new and untried?', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1308, 'The man for whom law exists - the man of forms, the Conservative, is a tame man.', '--Henry David Thoreau', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1309, 'Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.', '--Aristotle', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1310, 'Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.', 'Robert Fripp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1311, 'Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.', 'Kelly Barton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1312, 'Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.', 'John Stuart Mill', 'English economist & philosopher  (1806 - 1873)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1313, 'If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I am become Death, the Shatterer of Worlds.', 'J. Robert Oppenheimer, Quoting "The Bhagavad Gita",Alamogordo, New Mexico, 1945', 'US administrator & astrophysicist  (1904 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1314, 'Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.', 'Roland, "The Last Gunslinger"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1315, 'I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.', 'Alan Watts', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1316, 'As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1317, 'What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. It is always the same step, but you have to take it.', 'Antoine de Saint-Exupery', 'French writer  (1900 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1318, 'Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is going on all the time. We are in it now.', 'Charlotte P Gilman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1319, 'There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.', 'Michel de Montaigne', 'French essayist  (1533 - 1592)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1320, 'If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.', 'Lin Yutang', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1321, 'Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty--power is ever stealing from the many to the few.', 'Wendell Phillips', 'US abolitionist  (1811 - 1884)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1322, 'Give me an incubator or give me death!', 'Hawkeye and Trapper, M*A*S*H', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1323, 'A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.', 'Alfred E. Wiggam', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1324, 'Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.', 'George Burns', 'US actor & comedian  (1896 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1325, 'Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.', 'William F. Buckley Jr., "The Wit and Wisdom of Vlad the Impaler"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1326, 'There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.', 'William Langland', 'English poet  (1332 - 1400)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1327, 'Simplicity is the peak of civilization.', 'Jessie Sampter', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1328, 'Tradition is a guide and not a jailer.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1329, 'Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.', 'Simeon Strunsky, No Mean City (1944)', ' (1879 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1330, '[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!', 'Theodor Herzl', 'Austrian (Hungarian-born) Zionist leader  (1860 - 1904)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1331, 'Food is the most primitive form of comfort.', 'Sheila Graham', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1332, 'To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1333, 'All things must change to something new, to something strange.', 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow', 'US poet  (1807 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1334, 'Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.', 'Aristotle, Nichomachean Ethics', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1335, 'Music has charms to soothe the savage breast <br> To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.', 'William Congreve, The Mourning Bride, Act 1 Scene 1', 'English dramatist  (1670 - 1729)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1336, 'Perhaps too much of everything is as bad as too little.', 'Edna Ferber', 'US author  (1887 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1337, 'Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.', 'Marilyn Ferguson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1338, 'A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong.', 'Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Childhood"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1339, '[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.', 'Marge Piercy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1340, 'A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.', 'John Locke', 'English empiricist philosopher  (1632 - 1704)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1341, 'The body is a sacred garment.', 'Martha Graham', 'US choreographer & dancer  (1893 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1342, 'Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.', 'Christina Baldwin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1343, 'The crowd gives the leader new strength.', 'Evenius', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1344, 'If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.', 'Nora Ephron', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1345, 'Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.', 'Shirley MacLaine', 'US movie actress  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1346, 'Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.', 'Benjamin Disraeli', 'British politician  (1804 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1347, 'Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.', 'Ayn Rand', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1348, 'I am at two with nature.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1349, 'Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.', 'Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin (1973) "Science and Scientism"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1350, 'Anything you fully do is an alone journey.', 'Natalie Goldberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1351, 'A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.', 'Dutch Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1352, 'I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1353, 'Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.', 'Francis Marion', 'US army officer in American Revolution  (1732 - 1795)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1354, 'We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.', 'Adelle Davis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1355, 'A smiling face is half the meal.', 'Latvian Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1356, 'Frugality without creativity is deprivation.', 'Amy Dacyczyn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1357, 'Gluttony is not a secret vice.', 'Orson Welles', 'US actor & director  (1915 - 1985)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1358, 'Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.', 'Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi, in Irving Good, The Scientist Speculates (1962)', 'US biochemist  (1893 - 1986)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1359, 'Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1360, 'Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.', 'Martin Fraquhar Tupper', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1361, 'I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.', 'Kahlil Gibran', 'Lebanese artist & poet in US  (1883 - 1931)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1362, 'Oppression can only survive through silence.', 'Carmen de Monteflores', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1363, 'The cruelest lies are often told in silence.', 'Robert Louis Stevenson', 'Scottish author  (1850 - 1894)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1364, 'Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.', 'Thomas Carlyle', 'Scottish author, essayist, & historian  (1795 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1365, 'In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1366, 'You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.', 'John Viscount Morley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1367, 'He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.', 'Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay', 'English essayist  (1771 - 1845)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1368, 'A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.', 'Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race (1922)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1369, 'Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.', 'Robert Fripp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1370, 'Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.', 'Saadi', 'Persian poet  (1184 - 1291)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1371, 'I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.', 'Cato the Elder', 'Roman orator & politician  (234 BC - 149 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1372, 'The unspoken word never does harm.', 'Kossuth', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1373, 'It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.', 'Pythagoras', 'Greek mathematician, philosopher, & scientist  (582 BC - 507 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1374, 'My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.', 'Edith Sitwell', 'English biographer, critic, novelist, & poet  (1887 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1375, 'Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.', 'James Thurber, My Life and Hard Times (1933)', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1376, 'Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?', 'James Thurber, New Yorker cartoon caption, June 5, 1937', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1377, 'Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1378, 'There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.', 'James Thurber, New Yorker, Feb. 4, 1939, "The Fairly Intelligent Fly"', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1379, 'Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem, or saying a prayer.', 'Anne Morrow Lindbergh', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1380, 'The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.', 'Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1381, 'Consult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.', 'Seneca', 'Roman dramatist, philosopher, & politician  (5 BC - 65 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1382, 'Variety is the soul of pleasure.', 'Aphra Behn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1383, 'She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.', 'Marita Bonner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1384, 'Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope; the same, without such opinion, despair.', 'Thomas Hobbes', 'English political philosopher  (1588 - 1679)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1385, 'The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.', 'Heda Bejar', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1386, 'Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.', 'Christina Petrowsky', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1387, 'Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.', 'James Thurber, New Yorker, Feb. 18, 1939 "The Shrike and the Chipmunks"', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1388, 'Silence is more musical than any song.', 'Christina Rossetti', 'English poet  (1830 - 1894)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1389, 'What may be done at any time will be done at no time.', 'Scottish Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1390, 'I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.', 'Mary Stewart', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1391, 'One picture is worth a thousand words.', 'Fred R. Barnard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1392, 'My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary.', 'Martin Luther', 'German religious reformer  (1483 - 1546)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1393, 'Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.', 'Amelia Earhart', 'US aviator  (1897 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1394, 'Oh sleep! It is a gentle thing, <br> Beloved from pole to pole.', 'Samuel Taylor Coleridge', 'English critic & poet  (1772 - 1834)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1395, 'The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.', 'Marcel Proust', 'French novelist  (1871 - 1922)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1396, 'He who laughs, lasts!', 'Mary Pettibone Poole', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1397, 'Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.', 'Pearl Buck', 'US novelist in China  (1892 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1398, 'You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.', 'James Thurber, New Yorker, Apr. 29, 1939 "The Owl who was God"', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1399, 'Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all the years you have lived.', 'Helen Keller', 'US blind & deaf educator  (1880 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1400, 'I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.', 'Monica Baldwin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1401, 'Give me the splendid silent sun with all his beams full-dazzling.', 'Walt Whitman', 'US poet  (1819 - 1892)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1402, 'Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.', 'Antoinette Brown Blackwell', 'US abolitionist, preacher, & suffragist  (1825 - 1921)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1403, 'Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives.', 'William James', 'US Pragmatist philosopher & psychologist  (1842 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1404, 'I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.', 'Golda Meir', 'Israeli (Russian-born) politician  (1898 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1405, 'We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must win.', 'Edward Gibbon', 'English historian of Rome  (1737 - 1794)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1406, 'The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.', 'David Starr Jordan', 'US biologist, educator, & ichthyologist  (1851 - 1931)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1407, 'Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.', 'Paul Goodman', ' (1911 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1408, 'Dance is the hidden language of the soul.', 'Martha Graham', 'US choreographer & dancer  (1893 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1409, 'Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.', 'Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1410, 'Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.', 'Rabbi Abraham Heschel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1411, 'Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.', 'Harriet Lerner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1412, 'At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.', 'Dame Rose Macaulay', 'English novelist  (1881 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1413, 'There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace. You will find that deep place of silence right in your room, your garden or even your bathtub.', 'Elisabeth Kubler-Ross', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1414, 'Health is not simply the absence of sickness.', 'Hannah Green', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1415, 'The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.', 'Alfred Lord Tennyson', 'English poet  (1809 - 1892)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1416, 'We turn not older with years, but newer every day.', 'Emily Dickinson', 'US poet  (1830 - 1886)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1417, 'The report of my death was an exaggeration.', 'Mark Twain, New York Journal, June 2, 1897', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1418, 'I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.', 'George Eliot', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1419, 'To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.', 'Arnold Toynbee', 'English historian & historical philosopher  (1889 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1420, 'Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.', 'John Quincy Adams', 'US diplomat & politician  (1767 - 1848)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1421, 'Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?', 'Cicero', 'Roman author, orator, & politician  (106 BC - 43 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1422, 'I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1423, 'The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.', 'Isabelle Eberhardt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1424, 'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.', 'Shirley Temple', 'US actress, dancer, & diplomat  (1928 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1425, 'Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.', 'Mark Twain, Notebooks (1935)', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1426, 'This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.', 'Hortense Calisher', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1427, 'It is better to wear out than to rust out.', 'Bishop Richard Cumberland', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1428, 'That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1429, 'Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.', 'Arthur Rubinstein', 'US (Polish-born) composer & pianist  (1886 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1430, 'A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.', 'Charlotte Bronte', 'English novelist  (1816 - 1855)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1431, 'Guilt is a rope that wears thin.', 'Ayn Rand', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1432, 'We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.', 'Jennie Jerome Churchill', 'Mother of Winston Churchill  (1854 - 1921)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1433, '[Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.', 'Napoleon Bonaparte', 'French general & politician  (1769 - 1821)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1434, 'Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.', 'Mark Twain, Notebooks (1935)', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1435, 'To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action.', 'Michael Hanson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1436, 'Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.', 'Audre Lorde', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1437, 'It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.', 'George Sand', 'French author  (1804 - 1876)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1438, 'The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.', 'Epictetus', 'Roman (Greek-born) slave & Stoic philosopher  (55 AD - 135 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1439, 'A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.', 'John Heywood', 'English dramatist & epigrammist  (1497 - 1580)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1440, 'To establish oneself in the world, one has to do all one can to appear established.', 'Francois de La Rochefoucauld', 'French author & moralist  (1613 - 1680)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1441, 'I am never afraid of what I know.', 'Anna Sewell', 'British author  (1820 - 1878)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1442, '[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1443, 'Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.', 'Christina Baldwin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1444, 'The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.', 'Oliver Wendell Holmes', 'US author & physician  (1809 - 1894)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1445, 'They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.', 'Louise Erdrich', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1446, 'Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.', 'Amy Lowell', 'US critic & poet  (1874 - 1925)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1447, 'You always pass failure on the way to success.', 'Mickey Rooney', 'US actor  (1920 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1448, 'A man can do all things if he but wills them.', 'Leon Battista Alberti', 'Italian artist  (1404 - 1472)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1449, 'Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.', 'Paul Valery, Tel Quel 2 (1943)', 'French critic & poet  (1871 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1450, 'One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.', 'Blaise Pascal', 'French mathematician, physicist  (1623 - 1662)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1451, 'I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.', 'Leo Rosten', 'US (Polish-born) author  (1908 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1452, 'Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.', 'Helen Keller', 'US blind & deaf educator  (1880 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1453, 'When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running to my books. They quickly absorb me and banish the clouds from my mind.', 'Michel de Montaigne', 'French essayist  (1533 - 1592)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1454, 'I think wholeness comes from living your life consciously during the day and then exploring your inner life or unconscious at night.', 'Margery Cuyler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1455, 'I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.', 'John Constable', 'English landscape painter  (1776 - 1837)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1456, 'It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.', 'Gore Vidal', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1457, '[Spring is] a true reconstructionist.', 'Henry Timrod', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1458, 'It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.', 'Edith Nesbitt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1459, 'A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achievement. In this way he steadily raises his level of aspiration.', 'Kurt Lewin', 'US (German-born) psychologist  (1890 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1460, 'Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.', 'Charlotte Bronte', 'English novelist  (1816 - 1855)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1461, 'For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.', 'Rachel Carson', 'US ecologist  (1907 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1462, 'Time cools, time clarifies; no mood can be maintained quite unaltered through the course of hours.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1463, 'We begin to see that the completion of an important project has every right to be dignified by a natural grieving process. Something that required the best of you has ended. You will miss it.', 'Anne Wilson Schaef', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1464, 'For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.', 'Ingrid Bengis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1465, 'When you are not physically starving, you have the luxury to realize psychic and emotional starvation.', 'Cherrie Moraga', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1466, 'Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.', 'Billy Wilder', 'US (Austrian-born) movie director  (1906 - 2002)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1467, 'The most powerful factors in the world are clear ideas in the minds of energetic men of good will.', 'J. Arthur Thomson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1468, 'After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.', 'Evelyn Underhill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1469, 'After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.', 'Aldous Huxley, "Music at Night", 1931', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1470, 'Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.', 'Christina Baldwin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1471, 'Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1472, 'Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.', 'Elizabeth Bowen', 'Irish novelist & short story author  (1899 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1473, 'Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.', 'William Hale White', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1474, 'The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.', 'George Eliot', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1475, 'Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.', 'W. N. Taylor', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1476, 'An optimist is the human personification of spring.', 'Susan J. Bissonette', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1477, 'People fail forward to success.', 'Mary Kay Ash', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1478, 'When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.', 'Anais Nin', 'US (French-born) author & diarist  (1903 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1479, 'Walking is also an ambulation of mind.', 'Gretel Ehrlich', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1480, 'Before he sets out, the traveler must possess fixed interests and facilities to be served by travel.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1481, 'There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.', 'Agnes Repplier', 'US essayist  (1855 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1482, 'Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.', 'Lisa Alther', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1483, 'Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie.', 'William Shakespeare', 'Greatest English dramatist & poet  (1564 - 1616)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1484, 'Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not even the gratification of receiving them.', 'Ellis Peters', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1485, 'What worries you masters you.', 'Haddon W. Robinson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1486, 'Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.', 'Miriam Beard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1487, 'It is in his pleasure that a man really lives; it is from his leisure that he constructs the true fabric of self.', 'Agnes Repplier', 'US essayist  (1855 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1488, 'Truth is the only safe ground to stand on.', 'Elizabeth Cady Stanton', 'US suffragist  (1815 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1489, 'Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.', 'Adelle Davis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1490, 'I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1491, 'People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.', 'Mary Pettibone Poole', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1492, 'We are always in search of the redeeming formula, the crystallizing thought.', 'Etty Hillesum', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1493, 'Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.', 'Sir Robert Hutchinson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1494, 'The self is not something ready-made, but something in continuous formation through choice of action.', 'John Dewey', 'US educator, Pragmatist philosopher, & psychologist  (1859 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1495, 'Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.', 'Anthony Starr', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1496, 'A schedule defends from chaos and whim.', 'Annie Dillard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1497, 'Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better.', 'King Whitney Jr.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1498, 'Working in the garden...gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.', 'Ruth Stout', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1499, 'A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1500, 'Sorrow was like the wind. It came in gusts.', 'Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1501, 'A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.', 'Phyllis Mcginley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1502, 'A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become a nuisance to the world.', 'Dorothy L. Sayers', 'English mystery author  (1893 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1503, 'Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.', 'Alice May Brock', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1504, 'The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.', 'Martha Graham', 'US choreographer & dancer  (1893 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1505, 'Even God cannot change the past.', 'Agathon', ' (448 BC - 400 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1506, 'Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1507, 'A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.', 'Senator Everett Dirksen', 'US politician  (1896 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1508, 'The best things carried to excess are wrong.', 'Charles Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1509, 'Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret.', 'Diane Ackerman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1510, 'She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.', 'Kate Chopin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1511, 'At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.', 'Pearl Buck', 'US novelist in China  (1892 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1512, 'Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal. My strength lies solely in my tenacity.', 'Louis Pasteur', 'French biologist & bacteriologist  (1822 - 1895)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1513, 'In reality, serendipity accounts for one percent of the blessings we receive in life, work and love. The other 99 percent is due to our efforts.', 'Peter McWilliams', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1514, 'For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.', 'Eudora Welty', 'US novelist & short story author  (1909 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1515, 'A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.', 'Granville Hicks', ' (1901 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1516, 'It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.', 'Margaret Bonnano', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1517, 'It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.', 'Dr. Howard Murphy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1518, 'Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.', 'Marilyn Ferguson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1519, 'Things are seldom what they seem, skim milk masquerades as cream.', 'W. S. Gilbert', 'English librettist & writer of comic operettas  (1836 - 1911)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1520, 'Man is what he eats.', 'Ludwig Feuerbach', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1521, '[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1522, 'Laughter is by definition healthy.', 'Doris Lessing', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1523, 'Perhaps I am a bear, or some hibernating animal underneath, for the instinct to be half asleep all winter is so strong in me.', 'Anne Morrow Lindbergh', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1524, 'A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.', 'Mark Twain, Speech in New York, Nov. 20, 1900', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1525, 'Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only animal that is never satisfied.', 'Henry George', 'US economist  (1839 - 1897)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1526, 'We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own belt.', 'William Ernest Hocking', 'US philosopher  (1873 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1527, 'Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.', 'Henry J. Kaiser', 'US industrialist  (1882 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1528, 'Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.', 'Jean Jacques Rousseau', 'French political philosopher  (1712 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1529, 'The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.', 'Evenius', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1530, 'A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.', 'Ludwig Erhard', 'German economist & politician  (1897 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1531, 'The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.', 'Carl Jung', 'Swiss psychologist  (1875 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1532, 'Whatever is reasonable is true, and whatever is true is reasonable.', 'Georg W. Hegel', 'German philosopher  (1770 - 1831)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1533, 'Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.', 'James Rippe, M.D.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1534, 'I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly uncomfortable and then boasting about it afterwards.', 'Patricia Moyes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1535, '[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.', 'Thomas Dekker', 'English dramatist  (1572 - 1632)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1536, '[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.', 'Lord Chesterfield', ' (1694 - 1773)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1537, 'I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.', 'Mary S. Calderone', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1538, 'A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want to hurt the giver.', 'Eleanor Hamilton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1539, 'A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs.', 'German Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1540, 'A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.', 'Pearl Buck', 'US novelist in China  (1892 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1541, 'Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.', 'Michael Masser and Linda Creed', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1542, 'Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.', 'Agatha Christie', 'English mystery author  (1890 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1543, 'We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1544, 'We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former is the one who makes great demands upon himself, and the latter who makes no demands on himself.', 'Jose Ortega y Gasset', 'Spanish philosopher & politician  (1883 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1545, 'Nothing ever goes away.', 'Barry Commoner', 'US biologist & educator  (1917 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1546, 'Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men.', 'Marcus Valerius Martialis', ' (40 AD - 103 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1547, 'There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1548, 'If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.', 'Victor Hugo', 'French dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1802 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1549, 'The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1550, 'Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright, quoted in his obituary, April 9, 1959', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1551, 'Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant: ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1552, 'An idea is salvation by imagination.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1553, 'I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1554, 'There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.', 'Willa Cather, The Song of the Lark, 1915', 'US novelist  (1873 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1555, 'We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.', 'Agnes Repplier, Americans and Others, 1912', 'US essayist  (1855 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1556, 'If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.', 'Dorothy Gilman, A New Kind of Country, 1978', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1557, 'Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.', 'Rita Mae Brown, Starting From Scratch, 1988', 'US author and social activist ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1558, 'Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.', 'Amelia Earhart, Courage, 1927', 'US aviator  (1897 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1559, 'Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.', 'Erica Jong, Fear of Flying, 1973', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1560, 'A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1561, 'It has all been very interesting.', 'Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, last words, 1762', 'English letter author & poet  (1689 - 1762)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1562, 'To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together.', 'Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962', 'US movie actress  (1908 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1563, 'There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains. the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.', 'Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962', 'US movie actress  (1908 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1564, 'Fear not those who argue but those who dodge.', 'Marie Ebner von Eschenbach, Aphorisms, 1905', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1565, 'The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.', 'Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1566, 'The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.', 'Ayn Rand, Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal, 1966', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1567, 'Evil is obvious only in retrospect.', 'Gloria Steinem, Outrageous Acts and Everyday Rebellions, 1983', 'US feminist  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1568, 'Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty.', 'Simone Weil, Gravity and Grace, 1947', 'French social philosopher  (1909 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1569, 'It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.', 'Mary Renault, The Praise Singer, 1978', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1570, 'A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.', 'G. K. Chesterton', 'English author & mystery novelist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1571, 'The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.', 'Pearl Buck, The Joy of Children, 1964', 'US novelist in China  (1892 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1572, 'We only do well the things we like doing.', 'Colette, Prisons and Paradise, 1932', 'French novelist  (1873 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1573, 'I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.', 'Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962', 'US movie actress  (1908 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1574, 'It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.', 'Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962', 'US movie actress  (1908 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1575, 'In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided between the sexes.', 'Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey, 1818', 'English novelist  (1775 - 1817)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1576, 'You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.', 'Colette, in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961', 'French novelist  (1873 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1577, 'It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.', 'Colette, The Pure and the Impure, 1932', 'French novelist  (1873 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1578, 'Humility is no substitute for a good personality.', 'Fran Lebowitz, Metropolitan Life, 1978', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1579, 'Total absence of humor renders life impossible.', 'Colette, Chance Acquaintances, 1952', 'French novelist  (1873 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1580, 'The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.', 'Colette, Paris From My Window, 1944', 'French novelist  (1873 - 1954)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1581, 'Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell.', 'Edna St. Vincent Millay, Letters, 1952', 'US poet  (1892 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1582, 'What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.', 'Judy Grahn, Another Mother Tongue: Gay Words, Gay Worlds, 1984', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1583, 'One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.', 'Marie Curie, letter to her brother, 1894', 'French (Polish-born) chemist & physicist  (1867 - 1934)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1584, 'No good deed goes unpunished.', 'Clare Booth Luce, in H. Faber, The Book of Laws, 1980', 'US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician  (1903 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1585, 'We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.', 'Abigail Adams, letter to John Adams, 1774', 'US wife of John Adams 1764  (1744 - 1818)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1586, 'Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1587, 'A Hospital is no place to be sick.', 'Samuel Goldwyn', 'US (Polish-born) movie producer  (1882 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1588, 'It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it.', 'Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre, 1847', 'English novelist  (1816 - 1855)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1589, 'I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.', 'Dorothy Day, The Long Loneliness, 1952', 'US editor & reformer  (1897 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1590, 'A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1591, 'It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.', 'Anne Tyler, Celestial Navigation, 1974', 'US novelist  (1941 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1592, 'The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.', 'Hannah Whitall Smith, 1902', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1593, 'Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it.', 'Edna St. Vincent Millay, Letters, 1952', 'US poet  (1892 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1594, 'It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.', 'Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1595, 'We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.', 'Lynn Hall, Where Have All the Tigers Gone?, 1989', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1596, 'A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.', 'Robert Frost, (attributed)', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1597, 'Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is something in Mind Cure, after all, and if thee continually talks of thyself as being old, thee may perhaps bring on some of the infirmities of age. At least I would not risk it if I were thee.', 'Hannah Whitall Smith, 1907', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1598, 'I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, study, or read about...It is as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you.', 'Agatha Christie, An Autobiography, 1977', 'English mystery author  (1890 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1599, 'Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.', 'Ellen Glasgow, The Woman Within, 1954', 'US novelist  (1873 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1600, 'Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.', 'Marilyn Ferguson, The Aquarian Conspiracy, 1980', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1601, 'To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.', 'Suzanne Gordon, Lonely in America, 1976', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1602, 'A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.', 'Robert Frost', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1603, 'How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.', 'Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952', 'German Jewish diarist  (1929 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1604, 'My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.', 'Bette Davis, The Lonely Life, 1962', 'US movie actress  (1908 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1605, 'To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.', 'Burnadette Devlin, The Price of My Soul, 1969', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1606, 'She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.', 'Faith Sullivan, The Cape Ann, 1988', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1607, 'Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.', 'Margaret Fuller, Woman in the Nineteenth Century, 1845', 'US Transcendentalist author & editor  (1810 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1608, 'What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.', 'Susan Sontag, Against Interpretation, 1966', 'US author & critic  (1933 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1609, 'Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.', 'Harriet Lerner, The Dance of Anger, 1985', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1610, 'A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1611, 'When the habitually even-tempered suddenly fly into a passion, that explosion is apt to be more impressive than the outburst of the most violent amongst us.', 'Margery Allingham, Death of a Ghost, 1934', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1612, 'Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.', 'Elizabeth I, in Francis Bacon, Apophthegms, 1625', 'English queen 1558-1603  (1533 - 1603)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1613, 'The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen.', 'Alice Walker, Living by the Word, 1988', 'US novelist  (1944 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1614, 'We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.', 'Anna Sewell, Black Beauty, 1877', 'British author  (1820 - 1878)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1615, 'A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1616, 'Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.', 'Helen Keller, My Religion, 1927', 'US blind & deaf educator  (1880 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1617, 'The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.', 'Maxine Hong Kingston, The Woman Warrior, 1976', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1618, 'I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.', 'Ayn Rand, Anthem, 1946', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1619, 'The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.', 'George Eliot, Felix Holt, the Radical, 1866', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1620, 'Thus, in a real sense, I am constantly writing autobiography, but I have to turn it into fiction in order to give it credibility.', 'Katherine Paterson, The Spying Heart, 1989', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1621, 'Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.', 'Anne Frank, Diary of a Young Girl, 1952', 'German Jewish diarist  (1929 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1622, 'It is only the first step that is difficult.', 'Marie De Vichy-Chaconne, Marquise Du Defend, letter to Defend, 1763', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1623, 'A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.', 'Saki, "The Square Egg", 1924', 'British (Burman-born) short story author  (1870 - 1916)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1624, 'Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.', 'Lillian Hellman, An Unfinished Woman, 1969', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1625, 'The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.', 'Ivy Baker Priest, in Parade, 1958', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1626, 'Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.', 'Kathleen Norris, Hands Full of Living, 1931', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1627, 'He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays - cynical, but hopeful.', 'Dame Rose Macaulay, Crewe Train, 1926', 'English novelist  (1881 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1628, 'To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.', 'Mary Pettibone Poole, A Glass Eye at a Keyhole, 1938', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1629, 'A bully is not reasonable - he is persuaded only by threats.', 'Marie De France, 12th Century', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1630, 'The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.', 'Ayn Rand, The Virtue of Selfishness, 1964', 'US (Russian-born) novelist  (1905 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1631, 'The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power live in a box (their home), then travel the same road every day to another box (their office).', 'Faith Popcorn, The Popcorn Report, 1991', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1632, 'I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in life....Man was made for action and for bustle too, I believe.', 'Abigail Adams, letter to her sister, Mary Smith Cranch, 1784', 'US wife of John Adams 1764  (1744 - 1818)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1633, 'The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.', 'Emma Goldman, Living My Life, 1931', 'US (Lithuanian-born) anarchist  (1869 - 1940)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1634, 'The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.', 'May Sarton, Mrs. Stevens Hears the Mermaids Singing, 1965', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1635, 'Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them.', 'Anne-Sophie Swetchine, The Writings of Madame Swetchine, 1869', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1636, 'The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.', 'Malcolm X', 'US black nationalist leader  (1925 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1637, 'Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.', 'Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965', 'US black nationalist leader  (1925 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1638, 'While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?', 'Confucius, The Confucian Analects, bk. 11:11', 'Chinese philosopher & reformer  (551 BC - 479 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1639, 'When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.', 'Maurice Maeterlinck, Wisdom and Destiny, 1898', 'Belgian dramatist, essayist, & poet  (1862 - 1949)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1640, 'We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.', 'Publilius Syrus', ' (~100 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1641, 'As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.', 'Publilius Syrus', ' (~100 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1642, 'Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.', 'W. Edwards Deming', 'US business advisor & author  (1900 - 1993)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1643, 'A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.', 'Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1644, 'To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.', 'Karen Sunde', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1645, 'Give all to love; obey thy heart.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1646, 'The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.', 'Blaise Pascal', 'French mathematician, physicist  (1623 - 1662)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1647, 'Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.', 'Peter Ustinov', 'English actor & author  (1921 - 2004)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1648, 'One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love.', 'Sophocles', 'Greek tragic dramatist  (496 BC - 406 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1649, 'Tears may be dried up, but the heart - never.', 'Marguerite de Valois', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1650, 'To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.', 'Anne-Sophie Swetchine', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1651, 'Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.', 'Jeanne Moreau', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1652, 'When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1653, 'J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport', 'Unknown, Suggested book title', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1654, 'A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.', 'Herman Melville', 'US novelist & sailor  (1819 - 1891)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1655, 'We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.', 'Arthur Schopenhauer', 'German philosopher  (1788 - 1860)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1656, 'We are what we repeatedly do.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1657, 'We go where our vision is.', 'Joseph Murphy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1658, 'Eighty percent of success is showing up.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1659, 'Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.', 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow', 'US poet  (1807 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1660, 'Desire creates the power.', 'Raymond Holliwell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1661, 'Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1662, 'Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith.', 'Saint Francis of Assisi', 'Italian monk & saint  (1181 - 1226)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1663, 'Men are born to succeed, not fail.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1664, 'I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1665, 'It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.', 'Sally Kempton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1666, 'We act as though comfort and luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us happy is something to be enthusiastic about.', 'Charles Kingsley', 'English Anglican clergyman & novelist  (1819 - 1875)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1667, 'Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.', 'Bertrand Russell, Unpopular Essays (1950), "Outline of Intellectual Rubbish"', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1668, 'Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there.', 'Eric Hoffer', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1669, 'A motion to adjourn is always in order.', 'Robert Heinlein, Lazarus Long: Time Enough For Love', 'US science fiction author  (1907 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1670, 'Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.', 'Michael Pritchard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1671, 'Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, without guilt, without evil, without a witness against me, without one whom I have wronged. I am one pure of mouth, pure of hands.', 'The Book of the Dead, The Address to the Gods, 1700-1000 B.C.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1672, 'Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.', 'Francois de Fenelon', 'French archbishop & author  (1651 - 1715)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1673, 'I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.', 'G. K. Chesterton', 'English author & mystery novelist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1674, 'He not busy being born is busy dying.', 'Bob Dylan', 'US singer & songwriter  (1941 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1675, 'Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.', 'Henry Miller', 'US author  (1891 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1676, 'Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.', 'Earl Warren', 'US jurist & politician  (1891 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1677, 'A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.', 'James Feibleman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1678, 'The ancestor of every action is a thought.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1679, 'When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece.', 'John Ruskin', 'English critic, essayist, & reformer  (1819 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1680, 'Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.', 'Madonna', 'US actress & rock singer  (1958 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1681, 'The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.', 'William Cowper', 'English poet & translator  (1731 - 1800)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1682, 'Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.', 'Kenneth Hildebrand', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1683, 'Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.', 'Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley', 'English novelist  (1797 - 1851)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1684, 'If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.', 'Robert Fritz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1685, 'The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1686, 'A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.', 'Alexander Hamilton', 'US (Scottish-born) lawyer & politician  (1755 - 1804)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1687, 'When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1688, 'The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.', 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow', 'US poet  (1807 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1689, 'For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.', 'Rainer Maria Rilke', 'German lyric poet  (1875 - 1926)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1690, 'It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.', 'Pablo Picasso', 'Spanish Cubist painter  (1881 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1691, 'If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick.', 'Bob Dylan', 'US singer & songwriter  (1941 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1692, 'The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent.', 'Dr. Smiley Blanton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1693, 'Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.', 'Theodore Roosevelt', '26th president of US  (1858 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1694, 'Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.', 'Margaret Fuller', 'US Transcendentalist author & editor  (1810 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1695, 'There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.', 'General Douglas MacArthur', 'US WWII general & war hero  (1880 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1696, 'Take what you can use and let the rest go by.', 'Ken Kesey', 'US novelist  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1697, 'You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.', 'Sheila Graham', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1698, 'The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1699, 'A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.', 'Joey Adams', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1700, 'Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything.', 'George Lois', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1701, 'Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.', 'Norman Podhoretz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1702, 'Every creator painfully experiences the chasm between his inner vision and its ultimate expression.', 'Isaac Bashevis Singer', 'US (Polish-born) Jewish author  (1904 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1703, 'Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.', 'Reggie Leach', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1704, 'Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.', 'Helen Keller', 'US blind & deaf educator  (1880 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1705, 'True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.', 'William Penn', 'English religious leader and colonist  (1644 - 1718)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1706, 'Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws from the noise in order to find peace and order in his inner sanctuary.', 'Peter Minard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1707, 'Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1708, 'Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.', 'Charles Dickens', 'English novelist  (1812 - 1870)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1709, 'My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.', 'Oprah Winfrey', 'US actress & television talk show host  (1954 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1710, 'A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.', 'John Tudor', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1711, 'If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.', 'Marcus Aurelius Antoninus', 'Roman Emperor, A.D. 161-180  (121 AD - 180 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1712, 'The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.', 'William James', 'US Pragmatist philosopher & psychologist  (1842 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1713, 'The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.', 'Daniel J. Boorstin', 'US historian  (1914 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1714, 'Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.', 'Thomas A. Edison', 'US inventor  (1847 - 1931)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1715, 'I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard.', 'William Lloyd Garrison', 'US abolitionist & editor  (1805 - 1879)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1716, 'There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.', 'Christopher Morley', 'US author & journalist  (1890 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1717, 'He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.', 'Koran', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1718, 'A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.', 'Joseph Stalin', 'Georgian Soviet politician  (1879 - 1953)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1719, 'Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.', 'W. H. Auden', 'US (English-born) critic & poet  (1907 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1720, 'Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too.', 'Lawrence Bixby', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1721, 'To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?', 'Katharine Graham', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1722, 'It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1723, 'A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1724, 'Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.', 'Peter Drucker', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1725, 'You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.', 'Norman Douglas, South Wind, 1917', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1726, 'To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.', 'Bernard M. Baruch, 1940', 'US businessman & politician  (1870 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1727, 'It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.', 'George Washington, letter to his niece Harriet Washington, October 30, 1791', 'First president of US  (1732 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1728, 'Hitch your wagon to a star.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, "American Civilization", The Atlantic Monthly, 1862', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1729, 'Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.', 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Driftwood; Table Talk, 1857', 'US poet  (1807 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1730, 'America is a mistake, a giant mistake.', 'Sigmund Freud', 'Austrian psychologist  (1856 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1731, 'A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.', 'Tennessee Williams, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1955)', 'US dramatist  (1911 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1732, 'Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture with creeping.', 'Jonathan Swift, Miscellanies, 1711', 'Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1667 - 1745)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1733, 'It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Walden, 1854', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1734, 'Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.', 'Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887', 'US abolitionist & clergyman  (1813 - 1887)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1735, 'Every artist was first an amateur.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: Progress of Culture, 1876', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1736, 'Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.', 'Joseph Addison, The Spectator, July 12, 1711', 'English essayist, poet, & politician  (1672 - 1719)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1737, 'Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.', 'Charles Caleb Colton, Lacon, 1820', ' (1780 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1738, 'Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.', 'Charles W. Eliot, The Happy Life, 1896', 'US educator  (1834 - 1926)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1739, 'In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: Quotation and Originality, 1876', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1740, 'How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Reading, 1854', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1741, 'Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had.', 'Sir Francis Bacon, Essays: Of Building, 1623', 'English author, courtier, & philosopher  (1561 - 1626)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1742, 'A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, Society and Solitude: Works and Days, 1870', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1743, 'The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.', 'Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890', 'US suffragist  (1815 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1744, 'Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear.', 'Harry S Truman, August 8, 1950', '33rd president of US  (1884 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1745, 'Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.', 'Izaak Walton, The Compleat Angler, 1653', 'English biographer & fishing author  (1593 - 1683)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1746, 'The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.', 'Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, Physiologie du Gout, 1825', 'French gourmet & lawyer  (1755 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1747, 'A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1748, 'We need men who can dream of things that never were.', 'John F. Kennedy, speech in Dublin, Ireland, June 28, 1963', 'US Democratic politician  (1917 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1749, 'Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.', 'Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732', 'British physician  (1654 - 1734)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1750, 'Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.', 'Charles Dickens, David Copperfield, 1849', 'English novelist  (1812 - 1870)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1751, 'Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.', 'James A. Garfield, July 12, 1880', 'US general & politician  (1831 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1752, 'A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.', 'Dwight D. Eisenhower, Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953', 'US general & Republican politician  (1890 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1753, 'Goodness is the only investment that never fails.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Higher Laws, 1854', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1754, 'Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience.', 'James Boswell, Life of Samuel Johnson, 1791', 'Scottish author & biographer  (1740 - 1795)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1755, 'A witty saying proves nothing.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1756, 'The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.', 'Lord Chesterfield, Letters to His Son, 1746, published 1774', ' (1694 - 1773)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1757, 'Be not the first by whom the new are tried,<br> Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.', 'Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism, 1711', 'English poet & satirist  (1688 - 1744)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1758, 'Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.', 'Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste, 1825', 'French gourmet & lawyer  (1755 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1759, 'Man seeketh in society comfort, use and protection.', 'Sir Francis Bacon, The Advancement of Learning, 1605', 'English author, courtier, & philosopher  (1561 - 1626)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1760, 'Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.', 'Cicero, On Friendship, 44 B.C.', 'Roman author, orator, & politician  (106 BC - 43 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1761, 'The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.', 'Jean Jacques Rousseau, Emile, 1762', 'French political philosopher  (1712 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1762, 'Man is the artificer of his own happiness.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Journal, January 21, 1838', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1763, 'Health is not valued till sickness comes.', 'Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732', 'British physician  (1654 - 1734)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1764, 'Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.', 'Ronald Reagan', '40th president of US  (1911 - 2004)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1765, 'Health is worth more than learning.', 'Thomas Jefferson, letter to his cousin John Garland Jefferson, June 11, 1790', '3rd president of US  (1743 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1766, 'We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.', 'Lyndon B. Johnson, December 13, 1963', '36th president of US  (1908 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1767, 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.', 'George Santayana, The Life of Reason, Volume 1, 1905', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1768, 'He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.', 'E.M. Cioran', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1769, 'For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex.', 'Gore Vidal', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1770, 'If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.', 'G.K. Chesterton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1771, 'Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1772, 'To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must also be well-mannered.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1773, 'Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.', 'William James', 'US Pragmatist philosopher & psychologist  (1842 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1774, 'Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.', 'Seneca, Moral Letters to Lucilius, 64 A.D.', 'Roman dramatist, philosopher, & politician  (5 BC - 65 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1775, 'Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1776, 'If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1777, 'I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1778, 'In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.', 'Lenny Bruce', ' (1923 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1779, 'It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1780, 'The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity.', 'Arthur Schopenhauer', 'German philosopher  (1788 - 1860)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1781, 'Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1782, 'An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition.', 'Michael Korda', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1783, 'It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1784, 'If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1785, 'Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.', 'Honore de Balzac', 'French realist novelist  (1799 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1786, 'When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.', 'Victor Borge', 'US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist  (1909 - 2000)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1787, 'Even paranoids have real enemies.', 'Delmore Schwartz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1788, 'My only aversion to vice, is the price.', 'Victor Buono', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1789, 'If you are an author and give one of your books to a member of the upper class, you must never expect him to read it.', 'Paul Fussell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1790, 'I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1791, 'Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1792, 'Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Economy, 1854', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1793, 'Know thyself? A maxim as pernicious as it is ugly. Whoever observes himself arrests his own development. A caterpillar who wanted to know itself well would never become a butterfly.', 'Andre Gide', 'French critic, essayist, & novelist  (1869 - 1951)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1794, 'Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.', 'Nicholas Murray Butler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1795, 'The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.', 'John Barrymore', 'US actor  (1882 - 1942)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1796, 'The world began when I was born and the world is mine to win', 'Badger Clark', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1797, 'Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.', 'Albert Schweitzer', 'French philosopher & physician  (1875 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1798, 'Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity.', 'Horace Mann, address at Antioch College, 1859', 'US educator  (1796 - 1859)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1799, 'An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1800, 'My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1801, 'My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.', 'Christopher Morley', 'US author & journalist  (1890 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1802, 'The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1803, 'I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your intelligence.', 'William F. Buckley Jr.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1804, 'Understand that legal and illegal are political, and often arbitrary, categorizations; use and abuse are medical, or clinical, distinctions.', 'Abbie Hoffman, Steal This Urine Test', 'US radical activist  (1936 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1805, 'Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.', 'Al Capp', 'US cartoonist  (1909 - 1979)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1806, 'It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1807, 'The only really happy folk are married women and single men.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1808, 'A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.', 'James Reston', ' (1909 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1809, 'Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.', 'Joseph Addison, The Spectator, September 26, 1712', 'English essayist, poet, & politician  (1672 - 1719)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1810, 'Virtue is insufficient temptation.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1811, 'Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1812, 'Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1813, 'I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1814, 'Golf is a good walk spoiled.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1815, 'You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1816, 'Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1817, 'Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at it, all people fear it, and few love it unless in themselves.', 'Lord Chesterfield, letter to his godson, December 18, 1765', ' (1694 - 1773)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1818, 'Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1819, 'It may not be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that is the way to bet.', 'Damon Runyon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1820, 'California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.', 'William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1821, 'Start every day with a smile and get it over with.', 'William Claude Dunkenfield (W. C. Fields)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1822, 'Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1823, 'The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1824, 'No good deed goes unpunished.', 'Clare Booth Luce', 'US diplomat, dramatist, journalist, & politician  (1903 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1825, 'It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.', 'Jerome K. Jerome', 'British humor writer  (1859 - 1927)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1826, 'A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1827, 'Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims: The Comic, 1876', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1828, 'The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.', 'Louis Ferdinand Celine', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1829, 'Brevity is the soul of lingerie.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1830, '...Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual, and likewise anyone who receives it, in the belief that such writing will be clear and certain, must be exceedingly simple-minded...', 'Plato, _Phaedrus_', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1831, 'I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1832, 'You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.', 'John Barrymore', 'US actor  (1882 - 1942)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1833, 'The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1834, 'Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1835, 'Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.', 'Jonathan Swift', 'Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1667 - 1745)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1836, 'Dinner theater is anti-culture.', 'John Simon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1837, 'Virtue has never been as respectable as money.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1838, 'Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.', 'John Barrymore', 'US actor  (1882 - 1942)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1839, 'Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1840, 'Humanity is not a gift of nature, it is a spiritual achievement to be earned.', 'Richard Bach', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1841, 'There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.', 'John Ciardi', 'US poet  (1916 - 1986)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1842, 'Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.', 'Heywood Broun', 'US journalist  (1888 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1843, 'The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.', 'E.M. Cioran', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1844, 'Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.', 'Elsa Maxwell, September 28, 1958', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1845, 'A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1846, 'One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.', 'Andrew Carnegie', 'US businessman & philanthropist  (1835 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1847, 'Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.', 'W.C. Fields', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1848, 'Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.', 'Noel Coward', 'English actor, dramatist, & songwriter  (1899 - 1973)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1849, 'The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.', 'Edouard Manet', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1850, 'The basis of optimism is sheer terror.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1851, 'The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1852, 'I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1853, 'If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1854, 'I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1855, 'The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.', 'Henrik Ibsen, An Enemy of the People, 1882', 'Norwegian dramatist  (1828 - 1906)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1856, 'The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.', 'Calvin Trillin', 'US columnist  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1857, 'Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1858, 'A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.', 'John Barrymore', 'US actor  (1882 - 1942)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1859, 'Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1860, 'New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.', 'Harry Hershfield', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1861, 'England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1862, 'My heart is pure as the driven slush.', 'Tallulah Bankhead', 'US movie actress  (1903 - 1968)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1863, 'If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Conclusion, 1854', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1864, 'God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.', 'Benjamin Franklin', 'US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer  (1706 - 1790)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1865, 'Humility is no substitute for a good personality.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1866, 'I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1867, 'Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.', 'Lord Chesterfield', ' (1694 - 1773)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1868, 'Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1869, 'Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.', 'Martin Mull', 'US comedian and actor  (1943 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1870, 'I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1871, 'A chic type, a rough type, an odd type - but never a stereotype', 'Jean-Michel Jarre', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1872, 'When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1873, 'We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1874, 'What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?', 'Evelyn Waugh', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1875, 'That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers.', 'Charles Chincholles', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1876, 'There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide.', 'Mortimer Caplin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1877, 'Blessed is he who has found his work; let him ask no other blessedness.', 'Thomas Carlyle, Past and Present, 1843', 'Scottish author, essayist, & historian  (1795 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1878, 'The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest about it.', 'James Agate', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1879, 'Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1880, 'One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them.', 'Dwight Eisenhower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1881, 'God must hate common people, because he made them so common.', 'Philip Wylie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1882, 'Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.', 'W.C. Fields', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1883, 'Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1884, 'The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1885, 'A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.', 'Christopher Morley', 'US author & journalist  (1890 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1886, 'Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.', 'Theodore Roosevelt, Speech in New York, September 7, 1903', '26th president of US  (1858 - 1919)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1887, 'My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.', 'Jean Rostand', ' (1894 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1888, 'Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.', 'Leonard Brandwein', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1889, 'If you speak the truth, have a foot in the stirrup.', 'Turkish proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1890, 'Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1891, 'The most common of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1892, 'Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.', 'Karl Kraus', 'Austrian author and journalist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1893, 'Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1894, 'In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it.', 'John Ruskin, Pre-Raphaelitism, 1850', 'English critic, essayist, & reformer  (1819 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1895, 'Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.', 'I.F. Stone', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1896, 'Communism is like one big phone company.', 'Lenny Bruce', ' (1923 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1897, 'Destiny...is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved', 'William Jennings Bryan', 'US lawyer, orator, & politician  (1860 - 1925)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1898, 'Men have no right to put the well-being of the present generation wholly out of the question. Perhaps the only moral trust with any certainty in our hands is the care of our own time.', 'Edmund Burke', 'Irish orator, philosopher, & politician  (1729 - 1797)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1899, 'Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1900, 'The bonds that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each others life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.', 'Richard Bach', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1901, 'Health food makes me sick.', 'Calvin Trillin', 'US columnist  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1902, 'A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1903, 'Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.', 'Voltaire, Candide, 1759', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1904, 'Grub first, then ethics.', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1905, 'I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.', 'Nancy Mitford', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1906, 'The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1907, 'Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality the cost becomes prohibitive.', 'William F. Buckley Jr.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1908, 'We are totally opposed to abortion under any circumstances. We are also opposed to abortifacient drugs and chemicals like the Pill and the IUD, and we are also opposed to all forms of birth control with the exception of natural family planning.', 'Judie Brown, President, American Life Lobby', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1909, 'Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.', 'Jimmy Swaggart', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1910, 'I think contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure.', 'Joseph Schiedler, Director, Pro-Life Action League', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1911, 'Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1912, 'History is a set of lies agreed upon.', 'Napoleon Bonaparte', 'French general & politician  (1769 - 1821)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1913, 'It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1914, 'Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1915, 'Knowledge is power.', 'Sir Francis Bacon, Religious Meditations, Of Heresies, 1597', 'English author, courtier, & philosopher  (1561 - 1626)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1916, 'A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.', 'Robert Frost', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1917, 'Obviously something slipped through here.', 'Reverend John Vaughan, Financial administrator for the Archdiocese of Miami (when asked why they held stock in companies that ma', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1918, 'Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1919, 'Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?', 'Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1920, 'The wicked at heart probably know something.', 'Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1921, 'Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.', 'Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1922, 'My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?', 'Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1923, 'I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1924, 'To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge.', 'Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil, 1845', 'British politician  (1804 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1925, 'All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1926, 'Grief is a species of idleness.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1927, 'It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.', 'Machiavelli', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1928, 'Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1929, 'Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1930, 'Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.', 'R. D. Laing', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1931, 'War is like love; it always finds a way.', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1932, 'There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.', 'Cleveland Amory', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1933, 'There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom', 'Sir Francis Bacon', 'English author, courtier, & philosopher  (1561 - 1626)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1934, 'Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.', 'Robert W. Sarnoff', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1935, 'Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.', 'Calvin Trillin', 'US columnist  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1936, 'Wife: a former sweetheart.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1937, 'Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.', 'Don DeLillo', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1938, 'God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out.', 'Arthur Koestler', 'British (Hungarian-born) author  (1905 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1939, 'Oh God, how do the world and heavens confine themselves, when our hearts tremble in their own barriers!', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1940, 'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.', 'Gore Vidal', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1941, 'The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.', 'William Safire', 'US columnist & speechwriter  (1929 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1942, 'Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1943, 'What the world needs today is a definite, spiritual mobilization of the nations who belive in God against this tide of Red agnosticism. ...And in rejecting an atheistic other world, I am confident that the Almighty God will be with us.', 'President Herbert Hoover, in proposing the abolition of the United Nations, in favor of a "cooperation of God-fearing free natio', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1944, 'Democracy is, first and foremost, a spiritual force, it is built upon a spiritual basis - and on a belief in God and an observance of moral principle. And in the long run only the church can provide that basis. Our founder knew this truth - and we will neglect it at our peril.', 'President Harry Truman, Public Papers of the President of the United States: Harry S. Truman - 1951 U.S. Gov. 1966  p1063', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1945, 'Our religious faith gives us the answer to the false beliefs of Communism... I have the feeling that God has created us and brought us to our present position of power and strength for some great purpose.', 'President Harry Truman, Public Papers of the President of the United States: Harry S. Truman - 1951 U.S. Gov. 1966  pp548-549', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1946, 'It sure does, Ben, it definitely does...this is definite...it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that Russia and other countries will enter into war and God will destroy Russia through earthquakes, volcanoes...', 'Pat Robertson, when asked the question "Does the Bible specifically tell us what is going to happen in the future", "700 Club" D', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1947, 'America has begun a spiritual reawakening. Faith and hope are being restored. Americans are turning back to God. Church attendance is up. Audiences for religious books and broadcasts are growing. And I do believe that he has begun to heal our blessed land.', 'President Ronald Reagan,  to the National Association of Evangelicals, Columbus, Ohio', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1948, 'Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.', 'Danny Kaye', 'US actor & singer  (1913 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1949, 'Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1950, 'Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1951, 'The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.', 'unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1952, 'Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.', 'Elbert Hubbard', 'US author  (1856 - 1915)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1953, 'A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.', '"Scratch" Garrison', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1954, 'Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of the soul.', 'Joseph Addison', 'English essayist, poet, & politician  (1672 - 1719)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1955, 'What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem?', 'William Simpson, A.C.L.U.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1956, 'The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets and to steal bread.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1957, 'At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.', 'The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1958, 'Life is a zoo in a jungle.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1959, 'Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1960, 'DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1961, 'In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.', 'Hunter S. Thompson', 'US journalist  (1939 - 2005)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1962, 'There is no remedy for love but to love more.', 'Henry David Thoreau, Journal, July 25, 1839', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1963, 'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1964, 'Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1965, 'The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle.', 'Heinrich Heine', 'German critic & poet  (1797 - 1856)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1966, 'I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.', 'Harold S. Kushner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1967, 'Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.', 'Bill Vaughan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1968, 'Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essays, First Series: Prudence, 1841', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1969, 'The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person.', 'VII Putnam', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1970, 'The only possible form of exercise is to talk, not to walk.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1971, 'Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.', 'Gore Vidal', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1972, 'We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1973, 'Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1974, 'Liberal: a power worshipper without power.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1975, 'I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1976, 'You can convince anyone of anything if you just push it at them 100% of the time. They may not believe it completely, but they will still use it to form opinions, especially if they have nothing else to draw on.', 'Charles Manson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1977, 'Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.', 'J. K. Galbraith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1978, 'People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.', 'Logan Pearsall Smith', ' (1865 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1979, 'For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.', 'Gore Vidal', 'US author & dramatist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1980, 'Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1981, 'The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.', 'Sir Thomas Browne', ' (1605 - 1682)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1982, 'Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.', 'Andy Warhol', 'US artist  (1928 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1983, 'Canada: A few acres of snow.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1984, 'It strkes me as singularly inappropriate for a school to use its students for fund-raising. It reminded me of the first time I saw a gypsy mother send her baby out to beg.', 'William Hamilton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1985, 'We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.', 'Dwight D. Eisenhower, speech, April 2, 1957', 'US general & Republican politician  (1890 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1986, 'If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1987, 'Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy', 'Franz Kafka', 'Austrian (Czechoslovakian-born) author  (1883 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1988, 'When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.', 'Brendan Behan', 'Irish author & dramatist  (1923 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1989, 'Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.', 'Heinrich Heine', 'German critic & poet  (1797 - 1856)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1990, 'Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1991, 'I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1992, 'To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy', 'MIT Assasination Club slogan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1993, 'The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1994, 'Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1995, 'America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization.', 'Georges Clemenceau', 'French politician  (1841 - 1929)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1996, 'Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.', 'R. D. Laing', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1997, 'Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. I sat at a table where were rich food and wine in abundance, and obsequious attendance, but sincerity and truth were not; and I went away hungry from the inhospitable board.', 'Henry David Thoreau, "Walden," the Conclusion', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1998, 'People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.', 'Robert Heinlein, Excerpt from the notebooks of Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"', 'US science fiction author  (1907 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (1999, 'My object all sublime I shall achieve in time...', 'W. S. Gilbert, The Mikado, 1885', 'English librettist & writer of comic operettas  (1836 - 1911)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2000, 'Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.', 'Tom Stoppard', 'British dramatist & screenwriter  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2001, 'Television: chewing gum for the eyes.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2002, 'Morality is the weakness of the mind.', 'Arthur Rimbaud', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2003, 'New York: A third-rate Babylon.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2004, 'Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2005, 'Advertising is legalized lying.', 'H.G. Wells', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2006, 'If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.', 'Rita Mae Brown', 'US author and social activist ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2007, 'Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a God.', 'Jean Rostand', ' (1894 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2008, 'Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.', 'Lenny Bruce', ' (1923 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2009, 'The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2010, 'The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2011, 'We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2012, 'Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2013, 'Red is grey and yellow white<br> We decide which is right<br> and which is an illusion.', 'Moody Blues, "Tuesday Afternoon"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2014, 'Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.', 'Germaine Greer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2015, 'Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.', 'J.G. Ballard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2016, 'Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.', 'Jules Feiffer', 'US cartoonist & satirist  (1929 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2017, 'Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2018, 'Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2019, 'I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.', 'Sydney Smith', 'English essayist  (1771 - 1845)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2020, 'Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.', 'Audrey Giorgi', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2021, 'Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.', 'Sam Levenson', ' (1911 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2022, 'The history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.', 'Benito Mussolini', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2023, 'Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2024, 'Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2025, 'The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2026, 'Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2027, 'Did blind chance know that there was light and what was its refraction, and fit the eyes of all creatures after the most curious manner to make use of it? These and other suchlike considerations, always have, and always will prevail with mankind, to believe that there is a Being who made all things, who has all things in his power, and who is therefore to be feared.', 'Isaac Newton', 'English mathematician & physicist  (1642 - 1727)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2028, 'We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.', 'Wernher von Braun commenting on bureaucracy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2029, 'It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2030, 'We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.', 'Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2031, 'Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.', 'Albert Camus', 'French existentialist author & philosopher  (1913 - 1960)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2032, 'What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.', 'Andre Malraux', 'French author & resistance leader  (1901 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2033, 'Man is more ape than many of the apes.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2034, 'I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash.', 'Sigmund Freud', 'Austrian psychologist  (1856 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2035, 'Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2036, 'What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.', 'Havelock Ellis', 'English sexual psychologist  (1859 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2037, 'Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.', 'Ogden Nash', 'US humorist & poet  (1902 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2038, 'As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational fear of life become publishers.', 'Cyril Connolly', ' (1903 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2039, 'The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2040, 'Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.', 'Stephen Leacock', 'Canadian economist & humorist  (1869 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2041, 'How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese.', 'Charles de Gaulle', 'French general & politician  (1890 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2042, 'The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.', 'G.K. Chesterton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2043, 'Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2044, 'The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.', 'Norman Mailer', 'US journalist & novelist  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2045, 'God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.', 'J.D. McCoughey', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2046, 'Men have become fools with their tools.', 'Thomas Elisha Stewart', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2047, 'Men have become the tools of their tools', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2048, 'Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2049, 'For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2050, 'Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2051, 'In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2052, 'France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.', 'Thomas Carlyle', 'Scottish author, essayist, & historian  (1795 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2053, 'The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.', 'Alfred Hitchcock', 'British movie director  (1899 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2054, 'Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2055, 'We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.', 'Jean Houston', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2056, 'What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2057, 'Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.', 'Miyamoto Musashi, 1645', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2058, 'Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.', 'Jeremy Bentham', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2059, 'A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.', 'Benjamin Franklin', 'US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer  (1706 - 1790)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2060, 'Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein.', 'Guindon cartoon caption', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2061, 'If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2062, 'Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2063, 'Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.', 'Saki', 'British (Burman-born) short story author  (1870 - 1916)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2064, 'Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.', 'Truman Capote', 'US author  (1924 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2065, 'One of the delights known to age, and beyond the grasp of youth, is that of Not Going.', 'J.B. Priestley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2066, 'When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going.', 'J.B. Priestley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2067, 'I am not young enough to know everything.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2068, 'The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when the masks are dropped.', 'Arthur Schopenhauer', 'German philosopher  (1788 - 1860)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2069, 'Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2070, 'Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2071, 'Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.', 'H.G. Wells', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2072, 'Conversation is the enemy of good wine and food.', 'Alfred Hitchcock', 'British movie director  (1899 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2073, 'I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2074, 'Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.', 'Jack Paar', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2075, 'You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, and with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world. You impoverish yourself if you forget this errand.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2076, 'When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2077, 'One murder makes a villain, millions a hero.', 'Beilby Porteus, Death, A Poem', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2078, 'If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.', 'Thomas De Quincey, Murder Considered as One of the Fine Arts - 1827', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2079, 'Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.', 'Groucho Marx, A Day at the Races - 1936', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2080, 'Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2081, 'Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.', 'Samuel Butler', 'English composer, novelist, & satiric author  (1835 - 1902)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2082, 'It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.', 'Jerome K. Jerome', 'British humor writer  (1859 - 1927)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2083, 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?', 'Charlie McCarthy (Edgar Bergen)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2084, 'A cult is a religion with no political power', 'Tom Wolfe', 'US author & journalist  (1931 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2085, 'There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2086, 'I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.', 'Dana Hatch', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2087, 'My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.', 'Emo Philips', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2088, 'A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.', 'Victor Lownes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2089, 'There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.', 'Saint Theresa of Jesus', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2090, 'Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2091, 'Jesus was a crackpot.', 'Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh - San Francisco Chronicle 12/17/85', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2092, 'Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2093, 'Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2094, 'Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.', 'Dave Barry', 'US columnist & humorist  (1947 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2095, 'Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors who when their turn comes, will manufacture professors.', 'Simone Weil', 'French social philosopher  (1909 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2096, 'When I hear the word "culture" I reach for my gun.', 'Hans Johst (c. 1939)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2097, 'Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.', 'Lillian Hellman', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2098, 'College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2099, 'Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.', 'Rita Mae Brown', 'US author and social activist ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2100, 'Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.', 'John Updike', 'US author  (1932 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2101, 'Nothing fails like success.', 'Gerald Nachman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2102, 'Success and failure are equally disastrous.', 'Tennessee Williams', 'US dramatist  (1911 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2103, 'Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2104, 'So little time, so little to do.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2105, 'Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.', 'Dick Gregory', 'US comedian  (1932 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2106, 'A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2107, 'We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.', 'George F. Will', 'US editor, commentator, & columnist  (1941 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2108, 'It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2109, 'Courage is the fear of being thought a coward.', 'Horace Smith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2110, 'What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2111, 'If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell.', 'Philip Sheridan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2112, 'To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2113, 'Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2114, 'Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2115, 'The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2116, 'I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2117, 'When in doubt, duck.', 'Malcolm Forbes', 'US art collector, author, & publisher  (1919 - 1990)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2118, 'Our best work is done when it needs to be.', 'F. Phelps', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2119, 'There is no free lunch.', 'Milton Friedman', 'US economist  (1912 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2120, 'Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2121, 'There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.', 'Adela Rogers St. Johns', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2122, 'Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2123, 'Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2124, 'If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.', 'Alan King', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2125, 'Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go work in the brewery.', 'George Jean Nathan', 'US drama critic & editor  (1882 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2126, 'The cowards never start and the weak die along the way.', 'Kit Carson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2127, 'It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2128, 'Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2129, 'Sin is geographical.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2130, 'Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.', 'J.B. Priestley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2131, 'Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2132, 'He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2133, 'Man is a hating rather than a loving animal.', 'Rebecca West', 'Irish critic, journalist, & novelist  (1892 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2134, 'The people are that part of the state that does now know what it wants.', 'Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2135, 'The discovery of America was the occasion of the greatest outburst of cruelty and reckless greed known in history.', 'Joseph Conrad', 'English (Polish-Ukrainian-born) novelist  (1857 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2136, 'If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2137, 'My work is done, why wait?', 'Kodak founder George Eastman, in his suicide note', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2138, 'Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2139, 'Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.', 'Actor Edmund Gwenn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2140, 'Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2141, 'Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.', 'Karl Kraus', 'Austrian author and journalist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2142, 'No statue has ever been put up to a critic.', 'Jean Sibelius', 'Finnish composer & patriot  (1865 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2143, 'Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.', 'Christopher Hampton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2144, 'Change your thoughts and you change your world.', 'Norman Vincent Peale', 'US clergyman  (1898 - 1993)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2145, 'My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.', 'Peter Stack, in a movie review in the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan 2, 1983', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2146, 'Television is democracy at its ugliest.', 'Paddy Chayefsky', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2147, 'Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.', 'Alan Corenk', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2148, 'Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.', 'A.J. Liebling', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2149, 'Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2150, 'Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2151, 'It took me twenty years of studied self-restraint, aided by the natural decay of my faculties, to make myself dull enough to be accepted as a serious person by the British public.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2152, 'The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2153, 'Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2154, 'Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2155, 'Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2156, 'Most people would sooner die than think; in fact they do so.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2157, 'All movements go too far.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2158, 'Optimism is the content of small men in high places.', 'F. Scott Fitzgerald', 'US novelist  (1896 - 1940)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2159, 'Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.', 'F. Scott Fitzgerald', 'US novelist  (1896 - 1940)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2160, 'The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.', 'Samuel Taylor Coleridge', 'English critic & poet  (1772 - 1834)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2161, 'How could I lose to such an idiot?', 'A shout from chess grandmaster Aaron Nimzovich', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2162, 'I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.', 'Nancy Reagan', 'US 2nd wife of Ronald Reagan 1952  (1921 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2163, 'A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.', 'Frank Lloyd Wright', 'US architect  (1869 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2164, 'A doctor can bury his mistakes but a supplier based engineer can only advise the product designer to specify a heavier texture.', 'Mick Lloyd Kerman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2165, 'I would have made a good Pope.', 'Richard M. Nixon', '37th president of US  (1913 - 1994)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2166, 'Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.', 'Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2167, 'Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.', 'Roy Blount Jr.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2168, 'Sometimes when reading Goethe I have a paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.', 'Guy Davenport', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2169, 'Puritanism...helps us enjoy our misery while we are inflicting it on others.', 'Marcel Ophuls', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2170, 'A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.', 'Robert Frost', 'US poet  (1874 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2171, 'Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.', 'Lyndon Baines Johnson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2172, 'Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."', 'Lillian Carter, mother of Jimmy and Billy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2173, 'The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.', 'Ronald Reagan in 1973', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2174, 'Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan - a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.', 'David Steinberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2175, 'The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.', 'George Eliot', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2176, 'Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.', 'Dwight David Eisenhower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2177, 'Almost all reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.', 'Logan Pearsall Smith', ' (1865 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2178, 'Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with a settlement.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2179, 'How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.', 'Gioacchino Rosini', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2180, 'Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.', 'Socrates', 'Greek philosopher in Athens  (469 BC - 399 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2181, 'Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2182, 'It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2183, 'Children are guilty of unpardonable rudeness when they spit in the face of a companion; neither are they excusable who spit from windows or on walls or furniture.', 'St. John Baptist de La Salle, The Rules of Christian Manners and Civility (c. 1695)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2184, 'That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2185, 'Until a child is one year old it is incapable of sin.', 'The Talmud', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2186, 'A statesman is a successful politician who is dead.', 'Thomas B. Reed', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2187, 'All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few.', 'Stendhal', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2188, 'Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it.', 'Stephen Leacock', 'Canadian economist & humorist  (1869 - 1944)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2189, 'Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2190, 'There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste.', 'Bertolt Brecht', 'German Communist & dramatist  (1898 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2191, 'Bibo, ergo sum. - I drink, therefore I am', 'Fredirect Toyou', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2192, 'Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam', 'Graffito, reported by Herb Caen, San Francisco Chronicle, April 24, 1980', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2193, 'It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2194, 'Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.', 'Judy Garland, to her daughter, Liza Minelli', 'US actress & singer  (1922 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2195, 'Most religions do not make men better, only warier.', 'Elias Canetti', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2196, 'A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2197, 'What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.', 'Napoleon Bonaparte, 1802', 'French general & politician  (1769 - 1821)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2198, 'Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.', 'Napoleon Bonaparte', 'French general & politician  (1769 - 1821)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2199, 'There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2200, 'Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2201, 'I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.', 'W.C. Fields', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2202, 'Vote early and vote often.', 'Al Capone', 'US gangster  (1899 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2203, 'An honest election, under democracy, is an act of innocence which does not take place more than once in the history of a given nation.', 'Jose Marie Gil Robles, speech in Madrid, 1933', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2204, 'The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2205, 'Voting for the right is doing nothing for it.', 'Henry David Thoreau, "An Essay on Civil Disobedience," 1849.', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2206, '#1597. Everything is deemed possible except that which is impossible in the nature of things.', 'California Civil Code, "Object of a Contract"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2207, '#3528. The law respects form less than substance.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2208, '#3529. That which ought to have been done is to be regarded as done.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2209, '#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if it did not exist.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2210, '#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2211, '#3533. The law disregards trifles.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2212, '#3535. Contemporaneous exposition is in general the best.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2213, '#3537. Superfluity does not vitiate.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2214, 'Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2215, '#3546. Things happen according to the ordinary course of nature and the ordinary habits of life.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2216, '#3547. A thing continues to exist as long as is usual with things of that nature.', 'California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2217, 'Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2218, 'Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2219, 'Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2220, 'Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2221, 'Do we really deserve top billing?', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2222, 'The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place, and common interest produces common security.', 'Thomas Paine, in his "The Rights of Man" (1791)', 'US patriot & political philosopher  (1737 - 1809)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2223, 'In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. ', 'Robert Heinlein', 'US science fiction author  (1907 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2224, 'The less government we have the better.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2225, 'Whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends [life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness] it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government...', 'Thomas Jefferson (The Declaration of Independence)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2226, '...a revolution of government is the strongest proof that can be given by a people of their virtue and good sense.', 'John Adams, (Diary, 1786)', 'US diplomat & politician  (1735 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2227, 'Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.', 'Thomas Jefferson (Motto on his seal)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2228, 'A little rebellion now and then...is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.', 'Thomas Jefferson, Letter to James Madison, 1787', '3rd president of US  (1743 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2229, 'I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.', 'Patrick Henry, (Virginia Convention, March 23, 1775)', 'US orator, patriot, & politician in American Revolution  (1736 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2230, 'In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.', 'Charles De Gaulle', 'French general & politician  (1890 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2231, 'Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2232, 'If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.', 'Doug Larson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2233, 'Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2234, 'Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.', 'Marian Evans', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2235, 'Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2236, 'Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.', 'Evelyn Waugh', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2237, 'Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.', 'Anton Chekhov', 'Russian dramatist & short story author  (1860 - 1904)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2238, 'I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.', 'Thomas Babington Macaulay, 1850', 'English author & politician  (1800 - 1859)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2239, 'Bad spellers of the world, untie!', 'Grafitto', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2240, 'Fix this sentence: He put the horse before the cart.', 'Stephen Price', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2241, 'A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.', 'Max Weinreich', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2242, 'In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.', 'Marlene Dietrich', 'German movie actress  (1901 - 1992)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2243, 'Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.', 'Susan Ertz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2244, 'This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2245, 'Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews.', 'John Updike', 'US author  (1932 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2246, 'The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.', 'Edward Abbey (Vox Clamans in Deserto)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2247, 'To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2248, 'Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2249, 'On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2250, 'There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you. When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self destruct. It never fails.', 'Richard Rybolt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2251, 'What a time! What a civilization!', 'Cicero', 'Roman author, orator, & politician  (106 BC - 43 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2252, 'Oh, this age! How tasteless and ill-bred it is!', 'Catullus', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2253, 'How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.', 'Ovid', 'Roman poet  (43 BC - 17 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2254, 'It is sometimes expedient to forget who we are.', 'Publilius Syrus (c. 42 BC)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2255, 'There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.', 'Marcus Valerius Martialis', ' (40 AD - 103 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2256, 'The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.', 'Menander', 'Greek comic dramatist  (342 BC - 292 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2257, 'There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.', 'Cicero', 'Roman author, orator, & politician  (106 BC - 43 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2258, 'A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the human race.', 'Henery Miller, Tropic of Cancer  1934', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2259, '(Of Jesus): "A parish demogogue."', 'Shelley (Queen Mab)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2260, 'He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool.', 'Albert Camus', 'French existentialist author & philosopher  (1913 - 1960)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2261, 'Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.', 'Albert von Szent-Gyorgyi, in Irving Good, The Scientist Speculates (1962)', 'US biochemist  (1893 - 1986)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2262, 'A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.', 'William James', 'US Pragmatist philosopher & psychologist  (1842 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2263, 'Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols, or bombs without incurring any penalties.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2264, 'A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.', 'Don Quinn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2265, 'When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2266, 'On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2267, 'Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.', 'La Rochefoucauld', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2268, 'The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees. Then they fell upon the aborigines.', '(Anon.)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2269, 'Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.', 'Elie Wiesel', 'US (Romanian-born) activist, novelist  (1928 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2270, 'A ship in harbor is safe--- but that is not what ships are for.', 'John A. Shedd', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2271, 'The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.', 'P. G. Wodehouse', 'British humorist & novelist in US  (1881 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2272, 'Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2273, 'We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2274, 'Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.', 'Sam Levenson', ' (1911 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2275, 'It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2276, 'Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.', 'From The Last Goon Show of All', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2277, 'Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2278, 'Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.', 'Theodore Dreiser, quoting an unnamed newspaper editor', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2279, 'It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is one damn thing over and over.', 'Edna St. Vincent Millay', 'US poet  (1892 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2280, 'Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.', 'Paul Gauguin', 'French Post-Impressionist painter  (1848 - 1903)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2281, 'Men and women, women and men. It will never work.', 'Erica Jong', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2282, 'Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.', 'Gloria Steinem', 'US feminist  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2283, 'Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.', 'Timothy Leary', 'US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs  (1920 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2284, 'Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2285, 'Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.', 'Thomas Szasz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2286, 'I know that poetry is indispensable, but to what I could not say.', 'Jean Cocteau', 'French dramatist, director, & poet  (1889 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2287, 'The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2288, 'What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have no mothers.', 'The Clown Prince of Darkness, (correspondence, 1988)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2289, 'It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2290, 'Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.', 'Robert Byrne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2291, 'Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.', 'Henry Kissinger', 'US (German-born) diplomat & scholar  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2292, 'The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2293, 'J.P Morgan, when asked what the stock market will do, replied,', 'It will fluctuate.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2294, 'As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2295, 'Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set aside a sock, and tie their laces tight Yes mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads Without a beat they march along, believing Bach is dead.', 'The Residents "Duck Stab":Bach is Dead', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2296, 'Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.', 'Trotsky', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2297, 'Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.', 'Joseph Heller, "Catch-22"', 'US novelist  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2298, 'Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2299, 'Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.', 'Robert Byrne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2300, 'If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?', 'Calvin Trillin', 'US columnist  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2301, 'Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2302, 'I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.', 'John D. Rockefeller', 'US oil industrialist & philanthropist  (1839 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2303, 'I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2304, 'To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2305, 'Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.', 'Joseph Stalin', 'Georgian Soviet politician  (1879 - 1953)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2306, 'Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2307, 'The gods too are fond of a joke', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2308, 'He was a wise man who invented God.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2309, 'Wit is educated insolence.', 'Aristotle', 'Greek critic, philosopher, physicist, & zoologist  (384 BC - 322 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2310, 'Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these', 'Ovid', 'Roman poet  (43 BC - 17 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2311, 'Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2312, 'God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.', 'Alfred Jarry', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2313, 'The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was dictated, as I understand it, by the following reasons. Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object. This, our Convention understood to be the most oppressive of all Kingly oppressions; and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us.', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2314, 'We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.', 'C. S. Lewis', 'English essayist & juvenile novelist  (1898 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2315, 'Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to.', 'Arnold H. Glasgow', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2316, 'Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.', 'Alan Dean Foster "To the Vanishing Point"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2317, 'After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2318, 'People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.', 'Howard Newton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2319, 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.', 'Sigmund Freud', 'Austrian psychologist  (1856 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2320, 'Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.', 'Joseph Heller', 'US novelist  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2321, 'We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.', 'Dave Barry', 'US columnist & humorist  (1947 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2322, 'The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing.', 'Gamel Abdel Nasser', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2323, 'I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2324, 'What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?', 'Irv Kupcinet', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2325, 'Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.', 'John Wayne', 'US movie actor & director  (1907 - 1979)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2326, 'A man said to the Universe: "Sir, I exist!"<br> "However," replied the Universe,<br> "the fact has not created in me a sense of obligation."', 'Stephen Crane', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2327, 'Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.', 'Bill Watterson, cartoonist', 'US cartoonist  (1958 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2328, 'I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.', 'Johann Wolfgang von Goethe', 'German dramatist, novelist, poet, & scientist  (1749 - 1832)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2329, 'Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.', 'Sigmund Freud', 'Austrian psychologist  (1856 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2330, 'War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.', 'John Stuart Mill', 'English economist & philosopher  (1806 - 1873)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2331, 'Duty then is the sublimest word in the English language. You should do your duty in all things. You can never do more, you should never wish to do less.', 'General Robert E. Lee', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2332, 'I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled, and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.', 'Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal"', 'Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1667 - 1745)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2333, 'We will occasionally use this arrow notation unless there is danger of no confusion.', 'Ronald Graham, "Rudiments of Ramsey Theory"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2334, 'The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.', 'Saint Jerome', 'church father & saint  (374 AD - 419 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2335, 'All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.', 'T. E. Lawrence, "The Seven Pillars of Wisdom"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2336, 'Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.', 'James Russell Lowell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2337, 'We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.', 'Eric Berne', 'US (Canadian-born) psychologist  (1910 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2338, 'Read my lips--NO NEW TAXES!', 'George Herbert Walker Bush, Nov. 1988', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2339, 'The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2340, 'The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2341, 'A witty saying proves nothing.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2342, 'There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third.', 'Timothy Leary', 'US psychologist & promoter of mind-altering drugs  (1920 - 1996)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2343, 'Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance.', 'Robert Quillen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2344, 'Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.', 'Harry S Truman', '33rd president of US  (1884 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2345, 'Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.', 'Victor Borges', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2346, 'Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.', 'I.F. Stone 1907-1989', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2347, 'Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.', 'The Clown Prince of Darkness, corresponsdence', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2348, 'We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth.', 'John F. Kennedy, October 26, 1963', 'US Democratic politician  (1917 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2349, 'Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?', 'Clarence Darrow', 'US defense lawyer  (1857 - 1938)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2350, 'Come quickly, I am tasting stars!', 'Dom Perignon, at the moment of his discovery of champagne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2351, 'Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.', 'Benny Hill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2352, 'People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.', 'Anton Chekhov', 'Russian dramatist & short story author  (1860 - 1904)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2353, 'Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival.', 'Jonathan Miller', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2354, 'Gifts are like hooks.', 'Marcus Valerius Martialis', ' (40 AD - 103 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2355, 'In the fight between you and the world, back the world.', 'Frank Zappa', 'US musician, singer, & songwriter  (1940 - 1993)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2356, 'Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2357, 'It is better to be quotable than to be honest.', 'Tom Stoppard', 'British dramatist & screenwriter  (1937 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2358, 'Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2359, 'In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.', 'Truman Capote', 'US author  (1924 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2360, 'Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2361, 'New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.', 'Russell Baker', 'US columnist & journalist  (1925 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2362, 'Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2363, 'Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.', 'Franklin P. Jones', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2364, 'Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2365, 'I knew her before she was a virgin.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2366, 'We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.', 'Alex Comfort', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2367, 'Celibacy is not hereditary.', 'Guy Goden', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2368, 'Virginity is in the lies of the beholder.', 'The Clown Prince of Darkness', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2369, 'Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues.<br> ("Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.")', 'Plautus', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2370, 'When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpeckers crazy. Ignoring tasty bugs all around them, they just about beat their brains out trying to get at the clock. Years later, Amanda used the woodpecker experiment as a model for understanding capitalism, Communism, Christianity, and all other systems that traffic in future rewards rather than in present realities.', 'Tom Robbins', 'US novelist  (1936 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2371, 'What torture, this life in society! Often someone is obliging enough to offer me a light, and in order to oblige him I have to fish a cigarette out of my pocket.', 'Karl Kraus', 'Austrian author and journalist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2372, 'The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself', 'Sir Richard F. Burton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2373, 'Justice is incedental to law and order.', 'J. Edgar Hoover', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2374, 'Reading musses up my mind.', 'Henry Ford', 'US automobile industrialist  (1863 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2375, 'Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.', 'Dwight Eisenhower, April 16, 1953', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2376, 'What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?', 'Ursula K. LeGuin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2377, 'If you are ruled by mind you are a king; if by body, a slave.', 'Cato, Roman statesman and historian', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2378, 'Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.', 'Clarence Thomas', 'US administrator & lawyer  (1948 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2379, 'What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2380, 'A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2381, 'When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in confederacy against him.', 'Jonathan Swift', 'Irish essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1667 - 1745)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2382, 'In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.', 'Peter Ustinov', 'English actor & author  (1921 - 2004)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2383, 'America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.', 'Arnold Toynbee', 'English historian & historical philosopher  (1889 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2384, 'The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.', 'Jim Samuels', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2385, 'When I get smitten, I stay smut.', 'Charlie McCarthy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2386, 'The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2387, 'War is the biggest ego trip of all time.', 'Molly Wiest', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2388, 'Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.', 'Chuck Norris', 'US movie actor  (1940 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2389, 'Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.', 'Lord Byron', 'English poet & satirist  (1788 - 1824)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2390, 'The main thing is you and I should exist, and that we should be you and I. Apart from that let everything go as it likes. The best order of things to my way thinking, is the one I was meant to be part of, and to hell with the most perfect of worlds if I am not in it. I would rather exist, even as an impudent argufier, than not exist at all.', 'Jean-Francois Rameau', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2391, '...all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and (there is) no cause to value one above the other."', 'H.P. Lovecraft', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2392, 'Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2393, 'Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.', 'Bellamy Brooks', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2394, 'On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.', 'H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2395, 'Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.', 'Karl Kraus', 'Austrian author and journalist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2396, 'If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.', 'Ludwig Wittgenstein', 'Austrian philosopher  (1889 - 1951)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2397, 'If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.', 'Florynce Kennedy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2398, 'Responsiblity is a unique concept. It can only reside and inhere in a single individual. You may share it with others, but your portion is not diminished. You may delegate it, but it is still with you. You may disclaim it, but you cannot divest yourself of it.', 'Admiral Hyman Rickover', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2399, 'Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.', 'Maurice Chevalier', 'French entertainer  (1888 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2400, 'A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2401, 'A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.', 'G. Gordon Liddy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2402, 'It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2403, 'My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2404, 'All children are essentially criminal.', 'Denis Diderot', 'French author, encyclopedist, & philosopher  (1713 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2405, 'A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2406, 'Thank God kids never mean well', 'Lily Tomlin', 'US actress & comedienne  (1939 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2407, 'It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2408, 'Lactomangulation, n.:<br> Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.', 'Rich Hall, "Sniglets"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2409, 'No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2410, 'My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.', 'Vladimir Nabokov', 'US (Russian-born) author & translator  (1899 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2411, 'Shut up he explained.', 'Ring Lardner, The Young Immigrants, 1920', 'US author  (1885 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2412, 'Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquility that religion is powerless to bestow.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson, quoting a friend', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2413, 'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.', 'Jay Leno', 'US comedian & television host  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2414, 'It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2415, 'The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.', 'Malcolm De Chazal', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2416, 'Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2417, 'The graveyards are full of indispensable men.', 'Charles de Gaulle', 'French general & politician  (1890 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2418, 'Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2419, 'Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.', 'Walter Winchell', 'US gossip columnist & broadcast journalist  (1897 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2420, 'The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."', 'Johnny Carson', 'US comedian & television host  (1925 - 2005)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2421, '"Hello," he lied.', 'Don Carpenter quoting a Hollywood agent', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2422, 'However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.', 'Tom K. Ryan', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2423, 'Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.', 'Don Marquis', 'US humorist  (1878 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2424, 'MacDonald has the gift of compressing the largest amount of words into the smallest amount of thoughts.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2425, 'Alas, I am dying beyond my means.', 'Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2426, 'If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.', 'Thomas Carlyle', 'Scottish author, essayist, & historian  (1795 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2427, 'Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.', 'Beckett', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2428, 'I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.', 'Oscar Levant', ' (1906 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2429, 'One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.', 'Josh Billings', 'US Humorist  (1818 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2430, 'Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2431, 'If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2432, 'It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.', 'Henri De Regnier', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2433, 'He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.', 'Friedrich Nietzsche', 'German philosopher  (1844 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2434, 'Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2435, 'George Washington as a boy was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth - he could not even lie.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2436, 'Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.', 'Savielly Grigorievitcyh Tartakower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2437, 'In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.', 'Will Durst', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2438, 'There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles.', 'Neil Simon, in Playboy, Feb. 1979', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2439, 'The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2440, 'Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2441, 'We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.', 'William Arthur Ward', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2442, 'A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be led by the nose.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2443, 'The only man, woman, or child who ever wrote a simple declarative sentence with seven grammatical errors is dead.', 'e. e. cummings, on the death of Warren G. Harding, 1923', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2444, 'Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.', 'Alice Roosevelt Longworth, from Mrs. L. Conversations with Alice Roosevelt Longworth', 'US author & wit  (1884 - 1980)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2445, 'Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.', 'Ralph Nader, The Pacific Sun, March 21, 1981', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2446, 'A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.', 'Laurence J. Peter', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2447, 'Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.', 'Laurence J. Peter', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2448, 'The civilization of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.', 'Cyril Connolly', ' (1903 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2449, 'You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2450, 'Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.', 'Will Durant', 'US historian  (1885 - 1981)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2451, 'The first human being who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.', 'Sigmund Freud, (Attributed)', 'Austrian psychologist  (1856 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2452, 'I think it would be a good idea.', 'Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2453, 'Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2454, 'He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.', 'Plato', 'Greek author & philosopher in Athens  (427 BC - 347 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2455, 'There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The music of Wagner, therefore, is perfectly legal', 'The National, Paris, 1850', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2456, 'The prelude to Tristan and Isolde sounded as if a bomb had fallen into a large music factory and had thrown all the notes into confusion.', 'The Tribune, Berlin, 1871', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2457, 'The prelude to Tristan and Isolde reminds me of the Italian painting of the martyr whose intestines are slowly being unwound from his body on a reel.', 'Eduard Hanslick', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2458, 'Wagner drives the nail into your head with swinging hammer blows.', 'P.A. Fiorentino', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2459, '"9W"<br>Answer to the question: Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Vagner?', 'Steve Allen, from the Question Man segment on the Steve Allen Show', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2460, 'Children are never too tender to be whipped. Like tough beefsteaks, the more you beat them, the more tender they become.', 'Edgar Allan Poe', 'US short story author, editor, & poet  (1809 - 1849)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2461, 'Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.', 'Evelyn Waugh', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2462, 'A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.', 'H.H. Munro (Saki)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2463, 'It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.', 'Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2464, 'A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2465, 'We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore.', 'Francois De La Rochefoucauld', 'French author & moralist  (1613 - 1680)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2466, 'LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food; sometimes metaphorically spoken of the favorite objects of all our appetites.', 'Henry Fielding', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1707 - 1754)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2467, 'A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.', 'James Beard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2468, 'Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2469, 'It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2470, 'Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2471, 'Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2472, 'Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He is.', 'Jean Anouilh', 'French dramatist  (1910 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2473, 'We learn from history that we do not learn from history.', 'Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2474, 'Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.', 'Herodotus', 'Greek historian & traveler  (484 BC - 430 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2475, 'We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2476, 'The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.', 'Lord Acton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2477, 'I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2478, 'The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2479, 'Conscience and cowardice are really the same thing. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2480, 'We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.', 'John F. Kennedy', 'US Democratic politician  (1917 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2481, 'Spring makes everything look filthy.', 'Katherine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2482, 'Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.', 'Jack Warner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2483, 'The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.', 'Alexander Woollcott', 'US author  (1887 - 1943)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2484, 'Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.', 'Lenny Bruce', ' (1923 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2485, 'The worshiper is the father of the gods.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2486, 'Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2487, 'Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2488, 'Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.', 'David McCullough', 'US biographer & historian  (1933 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2489, 'The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2490, 'If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.', 'A.A. Milne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2491, 'The people are to be taken in very small doses.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2492, 'Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.', 'Eric Hoffer', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2493, 'Nothing would disgust me more, morally, than receiving an Oscar.', 'Luis Bunuel', 'Mexican (Spanish-born) Surrealist movie director  (1900 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2494, 'Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.', 'Oliver Herford', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2495, 'It was like passing the scene of a highway accident and being relieved to learn that nobody had been seriously injured.', 'Martin Cruz Smith on being asked how he liked the movie version of his novel Gorky Park.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2496, 'A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.', 'Michael Winner, British film director', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2497, 'You have to have a talent for having talent.', 'Ruth Gordon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2498, 'Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my passions, yer hatred will kindle into love.', 'John Wayne, (as Genghis Kahn to Susan Hayward in the move The Conqueror) 1956', 'US movie actor & director  (1907 - 1979)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2499, 'Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.', 'Norman Mailer', 'US journalist & novelist  (1923 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2500, 'The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2501, 'I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.', 'Woody Allen, Annie Hall', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2502, 'Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.', 'Amelia Earhart', 'US aviator  (1897 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2503, 'How could I lose to such an idiot?', 'Aaron Nimzovich, A shout from the chess grandmaster', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2504, 'One is not superior merely because one sees the world as odious.', 'Chateaubriand', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2505, 'Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2506, 'The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.', 'Herb Caen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2507, 'Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2508, 'The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2509, 'I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2510, 'Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2511, 'There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.', 'Cyril Connolly', ' (1903 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2512, 'A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.', 'Heywood Broun', 'US journalist  (1888 - 1939)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2513, 'Memory feeds imagination.', 'Amy Tan', 'US novelist  (1952 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2514, 'The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2515, 'There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.', 'Peter De Vries', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2516, 'I saw that all things I feared, and which feared me, had nothing good or bad in them save insofar as the mind was affected by them.', 'Spinoza, Dutch Philosopher', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2517, 'People and things do not upset us, rather we upset ourselves by believing that they can upset us.', 'Albert Ellis, founder of Rational Emotive Therapy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2518, 'Nothing is more powerful than an idea whose time has come.', 'Victor Hugo', 'French dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1802 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2519, 'We become what we think about all day long.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2520, 'There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.', 'William Shakespeare', 'Greatest English dramatist & poet  (1564 - 1616)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2521, 'People are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.', 'Abraham Lincoln', '16th president of US  (1809 - 1865)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2522, 'Change your thoughts and you change your world.', 'Norman Vincent Peale', 'US clergyman  (1898 - 1993)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2523, 'There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.', 'Eykis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2524, 'If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2525, 'Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2526, 'Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2527, 'And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed.', '(St. Luke 2:1)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2528, 'Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals.', 'Will Rogers', 'US humorist & showman  (1879 - 1935)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2529, 'Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.', 'Erving Goffman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2530, 'Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?', 'Peg Bracken', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2531, 'The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.', 'John S. Coleman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2532, 'The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.', 'John Maynard Keynes', 'English economist  (1883 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2533, 'An income tax form is like a laundry list -- either way you lose your shirt.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2534, 'There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further.', 'Wernher Von Braun', 'US (German-born) rocket engineer  (1912 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2535, 'The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing.', 'Jean Baptiste Colbert', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2536, 'Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2537, 'Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2538, 'At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2539, 'I wonder how so insupportable a thing as a bookseller was ever permitted to grow up in the Commonwealth. Many of our modern booksellers are but needless excrements, or rather vermin.', 'George Wither', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2540, 'It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.', 'Judith Martin, (Miss Manners)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2541, 'Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.', 'Dame Edith Sitwell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2542, 'I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.', 'Katharine Whitehorn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2543, 'There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.', 'Muhammad Ali on the occasion of one of his retirements', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2544, 'Hurting people is my business.', 'Sugar Ray Robinson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2545, 'My toughest fight was with my first wife.', 'Muhammad Ali', 'US boxer  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2546, 'The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.', 'Benjamin Disraeli', 'British politician  (1804 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2547, 'A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2548, 'In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2549, 'A big book is a big bore.', 'Callimachus (c. 260 B.C.)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2550, 'This book fills a much needed gap.', 'Moses Hadas', ' (1900 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2551, 'I have read your book and much like it.', 'Moses Hadas', ' (1900 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2552, 'Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.', 'Igor Stravinsky', 'Russian composer in US  (1882 - 1971)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2553, 'Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.', 'Kin Hubbard', ' (1868 - 1930)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2554, 'Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.', 'Mouth organist Larry Adler', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2555, 'Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.', 'Thomas Jefferson', '3rd president of US  (1743 - 1826)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2556, 'I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas.', 'S.J. Perelman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2557, 'Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)', 'Robert Byrne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2558, 'A family is but too often a commonwealth of malignants.', 'Alexander Pope', 'English poet & satirist  (1688 - 1744)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2559, 'Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.', 'Christopher Isherwood', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2560, 'I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.', 'Benjamin Disraeli', 'British politician  (1804 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2561, 'Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.', 'Karl Kraus', 'Austrian author and journalist  (1874 - 1936)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2562, 'The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2563, 'Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.', 'J.B. Priestley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2564, 'God is love, but get it in writing.', 'Gypsy Rose Lee', 'US actress & stripper  (1914 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2565, 'I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God.', 'John D. Rockefeller', 'US oil industrialist & philanthropist  (1839 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2566, 'Behind every great fortune there is a crime.', 'Honore de Balzac', 'French realist novelist  (1799 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2567, 'A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money.', 'Senator Everett Dirksen', 'US politician  (1896 - 1969)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2568, 'Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.', 'Gottfried Reinhardt', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2569, 'A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2570, 'It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.', 'Helen Rowland', ' (1876 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2571, 'A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2572, 'Every law is an infraction of liberty.', 'Jeremy Bentham', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2573, 'When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.', 'Benjamin Disraeli', 'British politician  (1804 - 1881)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2574, 'No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.', 'A.A. Milne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2575, 'I propose getting rid of conventional armaments and replacing them with reasonably priced hydrogen bombs that would be distributed equally throughout the world.', 'Idi Amin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2576, 'What luck for rulers that men do not think.', 'Adolf Hitler', 'German Nazi dictator, orator, & politician  (1889 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2577, 'It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as soon as a choice exists, it can only be bad.', 'Marcel Proust', 'French novelist  (1871 - 1922)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2578, 'The only paradise is paradise lost.', 'Marcel Proust', 'French novelist  (1871 - 1922)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2579, 'Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.', 'George Orwell', 'English essayist, novelist, & satirist  (1903 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2580, 'Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never written a word.', 'Ian Shoales', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2581, 'Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.', 'Rodin', 'French sculptor  (1840 - 1917)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2582, 'It is most unwise for people in love to marry', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2583, 'Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.', 'Dr. Karl Bowman', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2584, 'Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.', 'Professor Irwin Corey', 'American vaudeville comic and actor  (1914 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2585, 'I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.', 'Sir Winston Churchill', 'British politician  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2586, 'Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2587, 'I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.', 'Richard Burton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2588, 'Decency...must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opposite. Those who succeed seem to need a stupefying amount of sleep.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2589, 'Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.', 'J.G. Ballard', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2590, 'Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.', 'Evan Davis', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2591, 'Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.', 'Lyman Beecher', 'US clergyman  (1775 - 1863)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2592, 'I married beneath me - all women do.', 'Nancy Astor', 'British politician  (1879 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2593, 'The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2594, 'When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.', 'Eric Hoffer', ' (1902 - 1983)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2595, 'Imitation is the sincerest form of television.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2596, 'Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.', 'Redd Foxx', 'US comedian  (1922 - 1991)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2597, 'I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.', 'Chauncey Depew', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2598, 'Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2599, 'This poem will never reach its destination.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2600, 'Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.', 'William Ellery Channing', 'US abolitionist & clergyman  (1780 - 1842)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2601, 'May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2602, 'My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2603, 'Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.', 'Groucho Marx', 'US comedian with Marx Brothers  (1890 - 1977)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2604, 'Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.', 'Georges Clemenceau', 'French politician  (1841 - 1929)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2605, 'War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.', 'Georges Clemenceau', 'French politician  (1841 - 1929)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2606, 'Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.', 'Blake Clark', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2607, 'The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions.', 'Maurice Chapelain', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2608, 'It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2609, 'The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.', 'George Eliot', 'English novelist  (1819 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2610, 'Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.', 'Karl Marx', 'German economist & Communist political philosopher  (1818 - 1883)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2611, 'If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.', 'Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2612, 'I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?', 'Ronnie Shakes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2613, 'I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.', 'J. D. Salinger', 'US novelist & short story author  (1919 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2614, 'A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2615, 'When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.', 'H. Allen Smith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2616, 'Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2617, 'Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.', 'Margaret Mead', 'US anthropologist & popularizer of anthropology  (1901 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2618, 'A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2619, 'He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.', 'Benjamin Franklin', 'US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer  (1706 - 1790)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2620, 'Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this.', 'Gustave Flaubert', 'French realist novelist  (1821 - 1880)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2621, 'Very few things happen at the right time and the rest do not happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.', 'Herodotus', 'Greek historian & traveler  (484 BC - 430 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2622, 'History is bunk.', 'Henry Ford', 'US automobile industrialist  (1863 - 1947)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2623, 'Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2624, 'Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2625, 'Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.', 'Hasidic Saying', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2626, 'A married man with a family will do anything for money.', 'Charles De Talleyrand', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2627, 'The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2628, 'Few great men could pass Personnel.', 'Paul Goodman', ' (1911 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2629, 'Great men are not always idiots', 'Karen Elizabeth Gordon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2630, 'The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2631, 'There is more to life than increasing its speed', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2632, 'There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2633, 'Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves.', 'Joseph P. Thompson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2634, 'I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.', 'Steven Wright', 'US comedian and actor  (1955 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2635, 'Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.', 'Arthur Balfour', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2636, 'For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are indispensable.', 'St. Jerome', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2637, 'Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.', 'Saint Augustine', 'Carthaginian author, saint, & church father  (354 AD - 430 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2638, 'The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.', 'Malcolm Muggeridge', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2639, 'I hate women because they always know where things are.', 'James Thurber', 'US author, cartoonist, humorist, & satirist  (1894 - 1961)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2640, 'Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.', 'P. G. Wodehouse', 'British humorist & novelist in US  (1881 - 1975)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2641, 'The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2642, 'The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.', 'G.K. Chesterton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2643, 'Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.', 'Walter Winchell', 'US gossip columnist & broadcast journalist  (1897 - 1972)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2644, 'A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.', 'Dean Acheson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2645, 'Truth is shorter than fiction.', 'Irving Cohen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2646, 'If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?', 'Lily Tomlin', 'US actress & comedienne  (1939 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2647, 'In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.', 'Saul Bellow', 'US (Canadian-born) author  (1915 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2648, 'Love will find a lay.', 'Robert Byrne', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2649, 'The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.', 'Dorothy Parker', 'US author, humorist, poet, & wit  (1893 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2650, 'The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.', 'Chinese Proverb', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2651, 'Favorite animal: steak.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2652, 'In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.', 'Jose Simon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2653, 'I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2654, 'Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2655, 'We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love.', 'Andre Maurois', 'French author  (1885 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2656, 'We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2657, 'The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2658, 'In the long run we are all dead.', 'John Maynard Keynes', 'English economist  (1883 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2659, 'People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage of them', 'Anatole France', 'French novelist  (1844 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2660, 'We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.', 'Mort Sahl', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2661, 'I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on believing that some men are my equals.', 'Brigid Brophy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2662, 'The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.', 'Paul Valery', 'French critic & poet  (1871 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2663, 'Most of our future lies ahead.', 'Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2664, 'The future is much like the present, only longer.', 'Don Quisenberry', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2665, 'Do it big or stay in bed.', 'Opera producer Larry Kelly', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2666, 'Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2667, 'Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.', 'Jawaharlal Nehru', 'Indian politician  (1889 - 1964)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2668, 'If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.', 'Thomas Szasz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2669, 'Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.', 'Quentin Crisp', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2670, 'What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2671, 'In the mirrorlike relationship between wine and human beings, Zinfandel owned more reflective properties than any other grape; in its infinite mutability, it was capable of expressing almost any philosophical position or psychological function. As a result, its own "true" nature might never be known.', 'David Darlington, from his novel Angels Visits: An Inquiry into the Mystery of Zinfandel', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2672, 'Lie Down and Roll Over and 159 Other Ways To Say I Love You', 'Book title by Erskine & Moran - 1981', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2673, 'Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2674, 'Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.', 'Jacopo Sannazaro', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2675, 'The Art of Love: knowing how to combine the temperment of a vampire with the discretion of an anemone.', 'E.M. Cioran', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2676, 'Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2677, 'As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins, I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject.', 'Elija Lovejoy', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2678, 'Newspapers should have no friends.', 'Joseph Pulitzer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2679, 'When vultures watching your civilization begin dropping dead, it is time to pause and wonder.', 'David Brower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2680, 'The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.', 'Andre Malraux', 'French author & resistance leader  (1901 - 1976)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2681, 'One watches them on the seashore, all the people, and there is something pathetic, almost wistful in them, as if they wished their lives did not add up to this scaly nullity of possession, but as if they could not escape. It is a dragon that has devoured us all: these obscene, scaly houses, this insatiable struggle and desire to possess, to possess always and in spite of everything, this need to be an owner, lest one be owned. It is too hideous and nauseating. Owners and owned, they are like the two sides of a ghastly disease. One feels a sort of madness come over one, as if the world had become hell. But it is only superimposed: it is only a temporary disease. It can be cleaned away.', 'D. H. Lawrence', 'English novelist  (1885 - 1930)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2682, 'Class is material consumed.', 'John Trudell', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2683, 'What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make wine?', 'Cyril Connolly', ' (1903 - 1974)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2684, 'A country which proposes to make use of modern war as an instrument of policy must possess a highly centralized, all-powerful executive, hence the absurdity of talking about the defense of democracy by force of arms. A democracy which makes or effectively prepares for modern scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic.', 'Aldous Huxley', 'English critic & novelist  (1894 - 1963)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2685, 'A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2686, 'In the modern world, in which thousands of people are dying every hour as a consequence of politics, no writing anywhere can begin to be credible unless it is informed by political awareness and principles. Writers who have neither product utopian trash.', 'John Berger', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2687, 'Not everybody has to sing the melody.', 'Pete Seeger', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2688, 'The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.', 'Robert Graves', 'British author & classical scholar  (1895 - 1985)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2689, 'Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.', 'Leo Tolstoy', 'Russian mystic & novelist  (1828 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2690, 'I know not, sir whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.', 'J.M. Barrie', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2691, 'Our land is more valuable than your money. As long as the sun shines and the waters flow, this land will be here to give life to men and animals; therefore, we cannot sell this land. It was put here for us by the Great Spirit and we cannot sell it because it does not belong to us.', 'Blackfoot chief, (c. 1880)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2692, 'The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away - leaving people with nothing more to stand on than what they have so bloody well stood for up to now.', 'Kenneth Patchen', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2693, 'A misery is not to be measured from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer.', 'Joseph Addison', 'English essayist, poet, & politician  (1672 - 1719)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2694, 'By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.', 'Albert Camus', 'French existentialist author & philosopher  (1913 - 1960)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2695, 'What once were vices are manners now.', 'Seneca', 'Roman dramatist, philosopher, & politician  (5 BC - 65 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2696, 'Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.', 'Margaret Mead', 'US anthropologist & popularizer of anthropology  (1901 - 1978)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2697, 'Examine each question in terms of what is ethically and aesthetically right, as well as what is economically expedient. A thing is right when it tends to preserve the integrity, stability, and beauty of the biotic community. It is wrong when it tends otherwise.', 'Aldo Leopold', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2698, 'Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.', 'Richard Benner', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2699, 'I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.', 'Evelyn Waugh', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2700, 'A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2701, 'There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.', 'Josh Billings', 'US Humorist  (1818 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2702, 'Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.', 'Jimmy Cannon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2703, 'Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2704, 'Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2705, 'Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice.', 'John Barrymore', 'US actor  (1882 - 1942)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2706, 'I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.', 'Roger Moore', 'English actor  (1927 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2707, 'England produces the best fat actors.', 'Jimmy Cannon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2708, 'The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.', 'Josef von Sternberg', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2709, 'Any new venture goes through the following stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and decoration of those who did nothing.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2710, 'Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.', 'Cicero', 'Roman author, orator, & politician  (106 BC - 43 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2711, 'California: The west coast of Iowa.', 'Joan Didion', 'US author & journalist  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2712, 'The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.', 'Mell Lazzarus', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2713, 'The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2714, 'Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.', 'Voltaire', 'French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist  (1694 - 1778)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2715, 'Adultery is the application of democracy to love.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2716, 'Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2717, 'Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.', 'T.S. Eliot', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2718, 'Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal.', 'T.S. Eliot', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2719, 'Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.', 'T.S. Eliot', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2720, 'I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.', 'Oscar Wilde, upon being told the cost of an operation', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2721, 'What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.', 'Ralph Waldo Emerson', 'US essayist & poet  (1803 - 1882)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2722, 'A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.', 'H.H. Munro (Saki)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2723, 'The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.', 'Thomas C. Haliburton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2724, 'The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2725, 'When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2726, 'In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2727, 'Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.', 'John Viscount Morley', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2728, 'One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2729, 'Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.', 'Mahatma Gandhi', 'Indian ascetic & nationalist leader  (1869 - 1948)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2730, 'Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2731, 'Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it.', 'Truman Capote', 'US author  (1924 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2732, 'When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.', 'Raymond Chandler', 'US detective novelist & screenwriter  (1888 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2733, 'Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2734, 'Henry James chews more than he bites off.', 'Mrs Henry Adams (c. 1880)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2735, 'Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.', 'William Faulkner', 'US novelist  (1897 - 1962)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2736, 'Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2737, 'Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.', 'Wilfred Sheed', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2738, 'Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.', 'Vernon Sanders Law', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2739, 'How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table.', 'Unknown', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2740, 'There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their husbands.', 'Sacha Guitry', ' (1885 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2741, 'Love: two minds without a single thought.', 'Philip Barry', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2742, 'The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.', 'Kin Hubbard', ' (1868 - 1930)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2743, 'Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2744, 'When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.', 'Sacha Guitry', ' (1885 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2745, 'In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.', 'Abigail Van Buren', 'US advice columnist  (1918 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2746, 'A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last.', 'Joseph F. Newton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2747, 'A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.', 'Granville Hicks', ' (1901 - 1982)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2748, 'A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.', 'Sir Barnett Cocks (ca. 1907)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2749, 'As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.', 'Josh Billings', 'US Humorist  (1818 - 1885)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2750, 'It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to bring the news to you.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2751, 'Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2752, 'Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.', 'Garrison Keillor', 'US humorist & radio broadcaster  (1942 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2753, 'Two people kissing always look like fish.', 'Andy Warhol', 'US artist  (1928 - 1987)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2754, 'Life is good, if you like that sort of thing.', 'overheard in Palo Alto...', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2755, 'Without an adequate theory, reality is irrelevant.', 'Kent "Sparky" Gregory', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2756, 'There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2757, 'I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.', 'Fran Lebowitz', 'US writer and humorist  (1950 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2758, 'Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2759, 'The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.', 'J. Robert Oppenheimer', 'US administrator & astrophysicist  (1904 - 1967)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2760, 'Be as radical as reality.', 'Lenin', 'Russian Communist politician & revolutionary  (1870 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2761, '...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.', 'Woodrow Wilson', '28th president of US  (1856 - 1924)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2762, 'No president in history has been more vilified or was more vilivied during the time he was President than Lincoln. Those who knew him, his secretaries, have written that he was deeply hurt by what was said about him and drawn about him, but on the other hand, Lincoln had the great strength of character never to display it, always able to stand tall and strong and firm no matter how harsh or unfair the criticism might be. These elements of greatness, of course, inspire us all today.', 'Richard Nixon', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2763, 'Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it.', 'Andrew Young', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2764, 'We had parties that Nero would have been ashamed to attend', 'Ronnie Hawkins', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2765, 'More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to utter hopelessness and despair, the other to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to choose correctly.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2766, 'If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2767, 'Genius is of no country.', 'Charles Churchill', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2768, 'Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2769, 'Life is either always a tight-rope or a featherbed. Give me a tight-rope.', 'Edith Wharton', 'US novelist  (1862 - 1937)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2770, 'The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2771, 'Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2772, 'No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2773, 'The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.', 'Mel Lazarus', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2774, 'Was all this bloodshed and deceit - from Columbus to Cortes, Pizarro the Puritans - a necessity for the human race to progress from savagery to civilization? Was Morison right in burying the story of genocide inside a more important story of human progress? Perhaps a persuasive argument can be made - as it was made by Stalin when he killed pesants for industrial progress in the Soviet Union, as it was made by Churchill explaining the bombings of Dresden and Hamburg, and Truman explaining Hiroshima. But how can the judgement be made if the benefits and losses cannot be balanced because the losses are either unmentioned or mentioned quickly?', 'Howard Zinn', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2775, 'Son, in war times it is not safe to think unless one travels with the mob.', 'Charles Lindberg Sr. to Charles Lindberg Jr. in 1917', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2776, 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.', 'Phyllis Diller', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2777, 'The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.', 'Fred Allen', 'US radio comedian  (1894 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2778, 'Divorces are made in heaven.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2779, 'The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.', 'Thomas Babington Macaulay', 'English author & politician  (1800 - 1859)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2780, 'I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.', 'Zsa Zsa Gabor', 'US (Hungarian-born) actress  (1919 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2781, 'First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.', 'Honore de Balzac', 'French realist novelist  (1799 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2782, 'Of children as of procreation - the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable.', 'Evelyn Waugh', 'English novelist & satirist  (1903 - 1966)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2783, 'For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2784, 'A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2785, 'The major sin is the sin of being born.', 'Samuel Beckett', 'Irish author, dramatist, & novelist in France  (1906 - 1989)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2786, 'A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.', 'Gloria Steinem', 'US feminist  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2787, 'The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.', 'William Hazlitt', 'English essayist  (1778 - 1830)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2788, 'A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2789, 'I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.', 'Mark Twain', 'US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit  (1835 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2790, 'I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.', 'G.K. Chesterton', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2791, 'The 100% American is 99% an idiot.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2792, 'Speculations and loans in foreign fields are likely to bring us into war... The war-for-profit group has counterfeited patriotism.', 'Charles Lindberg Sr., 1915', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2793, 'America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.', 'George Santayana', 'US (Spanish-born) philosopher  (1863 - 1952)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2794, 'There are some defeats more triumphant than victories.', 'Michel de Montaigne', 'French essayist  (1533 - 1592)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2795, 'Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2796, 'Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.', 'Calvin Trillin', 'US columnist  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2797, 'Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.', 'Sophia Loren', 'US (Italian-born) movie actress  (1934 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2798, 'Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.', 'Honore de Balzac', 'French realist novelist  (1799 - 1850)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2799, 'My father and he had one of those English friendships which begin by avoiding intimacies and eventually eliminate speech altogether.', 'Jorge Luis Borges', 'Argentine novelist & poet  (1899 - 1986)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2800, 'When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is it always from the book?', 'Georg Christoph Lichtenberg', ' (1742 - 1799)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2801, 'All general statements are false.', 'Unknown, The Ultimate Law', 'Quotations by unknown authors ');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2802, 'Favorite color: I hate colors.', 'Ian Shoales', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2803, 'A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.', 'Christopher Morley', 'US author & journalist  (1890 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2804, 'The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.', 'Wilson Mizner', 'US screenwriter  (1876 - 1933)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2805, 'Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.', 'Laurence J. Peter', 'US educator & writer  (1919 - 1988)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2806, 'Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2807, 'Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.', 'Homer', 'Greek epic poet  (800 BC - 700 BC)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2808, 'Nobody wants justice.', 'Alan Dershowitz', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2809, 'Lawers, I suppose, were children once.', 'Charles Lamb', 'English critic & essayist  (1775 - 1834)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2810, 'A dramatic critic is a man who leaves no turn unstoned.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2811, 'Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.', 'John Barrymore', 'US actor  (1882 - 1942)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2812, 'Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good over evil, of freedom over tyranny, of peace over war.', 'Dan Quayle, remarks at Arlington National Cemetery', 'US Republican politician  (1947 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2813, 'Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.', 'David T. Wolf', ' (1943 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2814, 'Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.', 'Lillian Hellman', 'US dramatist  (1905 - 1984)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2815, 'The cynics are right nine times out of ten.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2816, 'The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.', 'Corra Harris', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2817, 'No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.', 'Lily Tomlin', 'US actress & comedienne  (1939 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2818, 'I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.', 'Samuel Johnson', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2819, '...a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his health. There are plenty of lives less valuable.', 'James Mellon, who paid $300 for a civil war Union army deferment', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2820, 'As if there were safety in stupidity alone.', 'Henry David Thoreau', 'US Transcendentalist author  (1817 - 1862)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2821, 'The modern age has been characterized by a Promethean spirit, a restless energy that preys on speed records and shortcuts, unmindful of the past, uncaring of the future, existing only for the moment and the quick fix. The earthly rhythms that characterize a more pastoral way of life have been shunted aside to make room for the fast track of an urbanized existence. Lost in a sea of perpetual technological transition, modern man and woman find themselves increasingly alienated from the ecological choreography of the planet.', 'Jeremy Rifkin', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2822, 'Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.', 'Henrik Ibsen', 'Norwegian dramatist  (1828 - 1906)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2823, 'I epitomize America.', 'John Denver', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2824, 'I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.', 'Adela Rogers St.John', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2825, 'Sometimes I get bored riding down the beautiful streets of L.A. I know it sounds crazy, but I just want to go to New York and see people suffer.', 'Donna Summer', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2826, 'For manipulation to be most effective, evidence of its presence should be nonexistent... It is essential, therefore, that people who are manipulated believe in the neutrality of their key social institutions.', 'Herbert Schiller', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2827, 'Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system, one world - all communist! We know the West was won by the inch, foot, yard, and mile.', 'Dean Krakel, Director of the National Cowboy Hall of Fame', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2828, 'What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2829, 'American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.', 'W. Somerset Maugham', 'English dramatist & novelist  (1874 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2830, 'So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.', 'Bertrand Russell', 'British author, mathematician, & philosopher  (1872 - 1970)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2831, 'The [Interstate Commerce] commission, as its functions have now been limited by the courts is, or can be made, of great use to the railroads. It satisfies the public clamor for a government supervision of railroads, at the same time that that supervision is almost entirely nominal.', 'Richard Olney, a lawyer for the Boston & Maine and Attorney General under Grover Cleveland, advising a railroad president', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2832, 'Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2833, 'It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2834, 'He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.', 'Albert Einstein', 'US (German-born) physicist  (1879 - 1955)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2835, 'Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.', 'John Maynard Keynes', 'English economist  (1883 - 1946)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2836, 'For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make the Spanish people richer. It gave their kings an edge in the balance of power for a time, a chance to hire more mercenary soldiers for their wars. They ended up losing those wars anyway, and all that was left was a deadly inflation, a starving population, the rich richer, the poor poorer, and a ruined peasant class.', 'Hans Konig', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2837, 'The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.', 'Nicholas Chamfort', ' (1741 - 1794)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2838, 'Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.', 'A. Sachs', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2839, 'The world is proof that God is a committee.', 'Bob Stokes', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2840, 'How should they answer?', 'Abigail Van Buren in reply to the question: "Why do Jews always answer a question with a question?"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2841, 'We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.', 'Woody Allen', 'US movie actor, comedian, & director  (1935 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2842, 'If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."', 'Margaret "Stevie" Smith', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2843, 'Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.', 'Michel de Montaigne', 'French essayist  (1533 - 1592)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2844, 'A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.', 'Jean de La Bruyere', 'French moralist  (1645 - 1696)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2845, 'God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.', 'Paul Valery', 'French critic & poet  (1871 - 1945)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2846, 'To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.', 'George Bernard Shaw', 'Irish dramatist & socialist  (1856 - 1950)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2847, 'Many books today suggest that the mass of women lead lives of noisy desperation.', 'Peter S. Prescott', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2848, 'Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.', 'Millicent Fenwick', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2849, 'Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.', 'Jules Renard', ' (1864 - 1910)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2850, 'It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.', 'P.D. James', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2851, 'We trained hard, but it seemed every time we were beginning to form up into teams, we would be reorganised. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganising, and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency and demoralisation.', 'From Petronii Arbitri Satyricon AD 66 (Attributed to Gaius Petronus, a Roman General who later committed suicide)', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2852, 'In all honesty, Johnny, we are often at the mercy of the White House for the news we report. Frequently, we simply repeat verbatim what the White House tells us.', 'Connie Chung to Johnny Carson', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2853, 'Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.', 'Joaquin Setanti', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2854, 'I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.', 'Kurt Vonnegut Jr.', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2855, 'In the transmission of human culture, people always attempt to replicate, to pass on to the next generation the skills and values of the parents, but the attempt always fails because cultural transmission is geared to learning, not D.N.A.', 'Gregory Bateson, "Mind and Matter"', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2856, 'California, the department store state.', 'Raymond Chandler', 'US detective novelist & screenwriter  (1888 - 1959)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2857, 'Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2858, 'The mistakes are all there waiting to be made.', 'Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitcyh Tartakower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2859, 'Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.', 'Savielly Grigorievitcyh Tartakower', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2860, 'Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.', 'Carol Burnett', 'US actress & comedienne  (1936 -  )');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2861, 'I only drink to make other people seem interesting.', 'George Jean Nathan', 'US drama critic & editor  (1882 - 1958)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2862, 'Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2863, 'Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.', 'Bernard M. Baruch', 'US businessman & politician  (1870 - 1965)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2864, 'The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.', 'Oscar Wilde', 'Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet  (1854 - 1900)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2865, 'When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2866, 'The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit', 'Dwight Morrow', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2867, 'You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.', 'Walter Slezak', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2868, 'To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.', 'H. L. Mencken', 'US editor  (1880 - 1956)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2869, 'When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.', 'R. H. Grant', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2870, '"The Good Book" - one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.', 'Ashley Montague', '');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2871, 'Art is I; science is we.', 'Claude Bernard', 'French physiologist  (1813 - 1878)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2872, 'Nothing is more intolerable than a wealthy woman.', 'Juvenal', 'Roman poet & satirist  (55 AD - 127 AD)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2873, 'A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.', 'Sacha Guitry', ' (1885 - 1957)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2874, 'All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.', 'Alexandre Dumas', 'French dramatist & novelist  (1802 - 1870)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2875, 'What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do with diligence.', 'Samuel Johnson, Lives of the Poets', 'English author, critic, & lexicographer  (1709 - 1784)');
INSERT INTO `quotes` VALUES (2876, 'Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.', 'Joseph Wood Krutch', 'US author & critic  (1893 - 1970)');
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