CREATE TABLE `insults` (
  `id` int(10) unsigned NOT NULL auto_increment,
  `info` text NOT NULL,
  PRIMARY KEY  (`ID`)
) TYPE=MyISAM;

INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain \r\nthat had never been used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She''s practically giving it all away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Denny''s: Open 24 hours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin''!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she''s ready to ride!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a race car: She''s always burning rubber.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stop sign: She''s on every corner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so short she trips on spit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'' shit wagon!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the \r\noutside!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and \r\nthey loose their appitite!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door \r\nknob!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your \r\ndad said "Yea lets go burry it"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your GOOD clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your CLEAN clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out \r\n1,000,000 others.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain \r\nthat had never been used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She''s practically giving it all away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Denny''s: Open 24 hours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin''!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she''s ready to ride!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a race car: She''s always burning rubber.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stop sign: She''s on every corner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so short she trips on spit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'' shit wagon!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the \r\noutside!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and \r\nthey loose their appitite!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door \r\nknob!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your \r\ndad said "Yea lets go burry it"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your GOOD clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your CLEAN clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out \r\n1,000,000 others.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all\r\ntogether.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve \r\nthem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would not allow this student to breed.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to \r\ndig.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you can''t live without me, why aren''t you dead already?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''d make a lovely corpse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I never forget a face, but in your case I''ll make an exception.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You love nature in spite of what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish I''d known you when you were alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner''s luck!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s on your mind? If you''ll forgive the overstatement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a mouse studying to be a rat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t look now, but there''s one too many in this room and I think it''s you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every time I''m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I can''t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There''s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won''t cure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a good example of why some animals eat their young.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You find a porn movie in your son''s room.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought, but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were my dog, I''d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in \r\nthe gutter and still comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in \r\nthe closet');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo \r\nmomma''s goes AnyCockllDo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was \r\nthe moon');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she have to bathe in the ocean');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George \r\nWashington''s nose.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple \r\nthink shes a beached whale!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she''s on both sides of the family.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the \r\nocean, everyone thinks there''s an oil spill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she makes yoda jellis!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said \r\nwhat you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she dj''s for the ice cream truck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid I said let''s go to the superbowl and she ran and got a \r\nspoon.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got fired from a blow job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her \r\npants.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!\r\nYo momma''s so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain \r\nthat had never been used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She''s practically giving it all away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Denny''s: Open 24 hours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin''!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she''s ready to ride!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a race car: She''s always burning rubber.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stop sign: She''s on every corner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so short she trips on spit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'' shit wagon!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the \r\noutside!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and \r\nthey loose their appitite!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door \r\nknob!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your \r\ndad said "Yea lets go burry it"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your GOOD clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your CLEAN clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out \r\n1,000,000 others.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all\r\ntogether.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve \r\nthem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would not allow this student to breed.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to \r\ndig.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you can''t live without me, why aren''t you dead already?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''d make a lovely corpse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I never forget a face, but in your case I''ll make an exception.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You love nature in spite of what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish I''d known you when you were alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner''s luck!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s on your mind? If you''ll forgive the overstatement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a mouse studying to be a rat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t look now, but there''s one too many in this room and I think it''s you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every time I''m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I can''t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There''s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won''t cure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a good example of why some animals eat their young.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You find a porn movie in your son''s room.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought, but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were my dog, I''d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in \r\nthe gutter and still comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in \r\nthe closet');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo \r\nmomma''s goes AnyCockllDo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was \r\nthe moon');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she have to bathe in the ocean');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George \r\nWashington''s nose.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple \r\nthink shes a beached whale!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she''s on both sides of the family.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the \r\nocean, everyone thinks there''s an oil spill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she makes yoda jellis!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said \r\nwhat you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she dj''s for the ice cream truck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid I said let''s go to the superbowl and she ran and got a \r\nspoon.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got fired from a blow job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her \r\npants.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!\r\nYo momma''s so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said \r\nconcentrate');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement \r\nwindow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody \r\nspelled MACY''S wrong.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain \r\nthat had never been used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She''s practically giving it all away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Denny''s: Open 24 hours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin''!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she''s ready to ride!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a race car: She''s always burning rubber.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stop sign: She''s on every corner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so short she trips on spit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'' shit wagon!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the \r\noutside!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and \r\nthey loose their appitite!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door \r\nknob!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your \r\ndad said "Yea lets go burry it"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your GOOD clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your CLEAN clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out \r\n1,000,000 others.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all\r\ntogether.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve \r\nthem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would not allow this student to breed.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to \r\ndig.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you can''t live without me, why aren''t you dead already?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''d make a lovely corpse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I never forget a face, but in your case I''ll make an exception.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You love nature in spite of what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish I''d known you when you were alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner''s luck!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s on your mind? If you''ll forgive the overstatement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a mouse studying to be a rat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t look now, but there''s one too many in this room and I think it''s you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every time I''m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I can''t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There''s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won''t cure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a good example of why some animals eat their young.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You find a porn movie in your son''s room.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought, but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were my dog, I''d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in \r\nthe gutter and still comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in \r\nthe closet');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo \r\nmomma''s goes AnyCockllDo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was \r\nthe moon');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she have to bathe in the ocean');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George \r\nWashington''s nose.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple \r\nthink shes a beached whale!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she''s on both sides of the family.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the \r\nocean, everyone thinks there''s an oil spill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she makes yoda jellis!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said \r\nwhat you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she dj''s for the ice cream truck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid I said let''s go to the superbowl and she ran and got a \r\nspoon.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got fired from a blow job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her \r\npants.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!\r\nYo momma''s so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said \r\nconcentrate');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement \r\nwindow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody \r\nspelled MACY''S wrong.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what \r\ncolor.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s''s so fat she got tired climing the escalater.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain \r\nthat had never been used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She''s practically giving it all away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Denny''s: Open 24 hours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin''!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she''s ready to ride!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a race car: She''s always burning rubber.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stop sign: She''s on every corner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so short she trips on spit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'' shit wagon!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the \r\noutside!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and \r\nthey loose their appitite!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door \r\nknob!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your \r\ndad said "Yea lets go burry it"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your GOOD clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your CLEAN clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out \r\n1,000,000 others.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all\r\ntogether.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve \r\nthem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would not allow this student to breed.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to \r\ndig.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you can''t live without me, why aren''t you dead already?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''d make a lovely corpse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I never forget a face, but in your case I''ll make an exception.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You love nature in spite of what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish I''d known you when you were alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner''s luck!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s on your mind? If you''ll forgive the overstatement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a mouse studying to be a rat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t look now, but there''s one too many in this room and I think it''s you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every time I''m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I can''t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There''s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won''t cure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a good example of why some animals eat their young.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You find a porn movie in your son''s room.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought, but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were my dog, I''d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in \r\nthe gutter and still comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in \r\nthe closet');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo \r\nmomma''s goes AnyCockllDo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was \r\nthe moon');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she have to bathe in the ocean');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George \r\nWashington''s nose.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple \r\nthink shes a beached whale!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she''s on both sides of the family.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the \r\nocean, everyone thinks there''s an oil spill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she makes yoda jellis!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said \r\nwhat you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she dj''s for the ice cream truck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid I said let''s go to the superbowl and she ran and got a \r\nspoon.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got fired from a blow job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her \r\npants.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!\r\nYo momma''s so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said \r\nconcentrate');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement \r\nwindow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody \r\nspelled MACY''S wrong.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what \r\ncolor.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s''s so fat she got tired climing the escalater.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He was happily married - but his wife wasn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with \r\nme.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment \r\nwhen you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Actually, I never liked Dylan''s kind of music before; I always thought he \r\nsounded just like Yogi Bear.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here lies my wife: here let her lie !');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Now she''s at rest and so am I');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If people don''t sit at Chaplin''s feet, he goes out and stands where they are \r\nsitting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific \r\nnastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He \r\ncould be reciting ''Fox''s Book of Martyrs'' in Finnish and these people would \r\nbe rolling out of their seats.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The stupid person''s idea of a clever person.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It is only too easy to catch people''s attention by doing something worse \r\nthan anyone else has dared to do it before."\r\nIf you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not \r\nfor your parents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children \r\nillegitimately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Laryngitis? You''re a pain in the neck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people''s hair.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have \r\nbeen better than none.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that''s all they''re good for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People can''t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have \r\ninferiority!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have a low opinion of people if you think they''re your equals.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish you were all here. I don''t like to think there is more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that''s the best \r\nfriend you can get.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then, what''s my own humble opinion against \r\nthousands of others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old \r\nbefore you learned how to wave goodbye.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, \r\nbut you are doing alright.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation \r\nfor him.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural \r\nvoice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a \r\nfool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put \r\nas much vituperation in them as possible.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by \r\nchildhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and \r\nbroke the cement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I''ll \r\narrange it with the undertaker.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." ');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of \r\nit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don''t you send them a penny \r\nand square the account?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to \r\nRin Tin Tin.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like \r\na wreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sit down and give your mind a rest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only \r\nto find out that you are not popular anyway.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn''t like \r\nyou. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.\r\nWe know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all \r\nof them.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your \r\nface, that''s the only way they could.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell \r\nme to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life -- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, act your age -- senile!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel\r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know you could not live without us. We''ll pay for the funeral.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car, it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, \r\n"Do not come home and all will be forgiven".');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool \r\nno matter how much you get ridiculed for it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A dope you are and dope will remain.\r\nCompletely unlike cocaine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You add to, not diminish, pain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay \r\nthere?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We all spring from apes, but you didn''t spring far enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand \r\nto look it up and four thousand to hush it up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Lets play house. You be the door and I''ll slam you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives \r\nworking regularly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it''s hard to believe \r\nthatmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It''s \r\nfor people who are dead from the neck up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a \r\nbigamist.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the only person I''ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at \r\nthe same time!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little \r\nwart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all \r\nher mistakes!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide \r\nattention, and multiply ignorance.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom -- and it''s been downhill ever since.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so boring that you can''t even entertain a doubt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t mind that you are talking so long as you don''t mind that I''m not \r\nlistening.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much \r\nlower opinion of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'In the next life, you''ll blaze a way for us.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you die, I''d like to go to your funeral, but I''ll probably have to go \r\nto work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one \r\nlifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Believe me, I don''t want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all \r\nthe credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the \r\ngorilla.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking. I always yawn when I''m interested.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have an inferiority complex -- and it''s fully justified.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don''t know. What''s your name?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so \r\nstupid in just one lifetime.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You grow on people -- like a wart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You \r\nare obnoxious and arrogant.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were twice as smart, you''d still be stupid.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.\r\nYou''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed, you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s the latest dope -- besides you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they \r\ngot was a moving picture.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You don''t believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for \r\nyourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt \r\nin the wound.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog \r\nmeat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the \r\nspot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I''m glad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire you because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief, and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, \r\nintelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay it was your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, I''ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Let''s play horse. I''ll be the front end and you be yourself.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, \r\nyou''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn''t say hello, I''d say boo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for \r\nother people because they have to look at you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by \r\nappearances, but you are REALLY ugly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn''t turn out. You could be seen \r\ntoo clearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you''ll find one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that \r\nsomeone was willing to father you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are \r\nearly.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Eventually, you will get what you asked for.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so dishonest that I can''t even be sure that what you tell me are \r\nlies!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get \r\nworse!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are \r\nobnoxious in a different and worse way!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in \r\nDetroit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You always have your ear to the ground. So how''s life in the gutter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they \r\ncould bring you along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are pretty as a picture and we''d love to hang you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You will never be able to live down to your reputation!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need \r\nsomeone to snub.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take \r\nthe credit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed \r\nman.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Look, don''t go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you''ve got a palm.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning \r\nfor you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to break the monotony; where''s your weakest point?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking \r\nwhen all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light \r\nto change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because \r\nnothing is blocking traffic.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi there, I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen more life in a down and out''s vest.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re red shirt goes well with your eyes...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save your breath...You''ll need it to blow up your date.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shouldn''t you have a license for being that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can''t count \r\nthat high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn''t say Hi to folk, I''d say BOO!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort \r\ntoday?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Sure, I''d love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn''t have given you worse \r\nadvice...');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at \r\nCucumber college.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody \r\nwho is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You started at the bottom...and it''s been downhill ever since!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of \r\nshock.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know what sign you were born under...''RED LIGHT DISTRICT''');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you''ll need a passport and a \r\nplane ticket back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you ''ll have to take off your shoes to shit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard you''ll have to unzip your pants to say hi!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll hit you so hard your wife will fall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think socialism means partying!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone \r\nbill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away \r\nall the W''s.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla \r\nbiscuits');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you''d make a train take a dirt road!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they''d arrest you for \r\nmooning!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they''d say "Sorry, no \r\nprofessionals!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly your face is closed on weekends!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly if my dog looked like you, I''d shave its ass and teach it to \r\nwalk backwards!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said \r\n"Twins!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped \r\nthe clock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'She''s so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog \r\nto play with you');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you could get group \r\ninsurance!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and \r\noh-my-god-it''s-coming-towards-us!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat if you got your shoes shined, you''d have to take his word for \r\nit!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you \r\nare backing up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says \r\ncock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock''ll do.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re like a light switch, even a little kid can turn you on.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven''t had it \r\nyet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I''ll \r\nsay your stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Well I''ll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel \r\nfor you is the real thing.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already \r\nwithout your working so hard to give us another?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much \r\nas I loathe you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you get run over by a car it shouldn''t be listed under accidents.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'All of your ancestors must number in the millions; its hard to believe that \r\nmany people are to blame for producing you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Ever since I saw you in your family tree I''ve wanted to cut it down.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take \r\ncare of you but the Mafia wanted too much.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the \r\nfront steps of a police station while she turned herself in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were born because your mother didn''t believe in abortion; now she \r\nbelieves in infanticide.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a \r\nwreck not to be.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be \r\nmade to suffer and here you came along.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a habit I''d like to kick; with both feet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'At your speed you''d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will \r\nfly through your cranium.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever tax your brain, don''t charge more than a penny.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that \r\ntell me to kill you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s your life --- but I wish you''d let us have it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I''ll think \r\nso.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Man alive! But I wish you weren''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you \r\nWERE dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I admire your because I''ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a \r\nthief and a cheat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 20th century man... The guy has no future.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couple of slates short of a full roof.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A couplet short of a sonnet.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A cup and saucer short of a place setting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A day late and a dollar short.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A doughnut short of being a cop.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'A few beads short in her rosary.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you''ve never used it.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I bet your mother has a loud bark!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would \r\neat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t think you are a fool. But then what''s MY opinion against thousands \r\nof others?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear the only place you''re ever invited is outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing \r\nthere.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I know you are nobody''s fool but maybe someone will adopt you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would ask you how old you are but I know you can''t count that high.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought...but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I ever need a brain transplant, I''d choose yours because I''d want a brain \r\nthat had never been used.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn''t be murder; it would \r\nbe genocide!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If what you don''t know can''t hurt you, she''s invulnerable.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If your brain was chocolate it wouldn''t fill an M&M.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Learn from your parents'' mistakes - use birth control!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn''t.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She''s practically giving it all away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always open.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Denny''s: Open 24 hours.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin''!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she''s ready to ride!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a race car: She''s always burning rubber.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a stop sign: She''s on every corner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her in the ass without lube.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so short she trips on spit.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'' shit wagon!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad you were born on the \r\noutside!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and \r\nthey loose their appitite!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for a door \r\nknob!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your \r\ndad said "Yea lets go burry it"!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your GOOD clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who wears your CLEAN clothes?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out \r\n1,000,000 others.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If this student were any more stupid, he''d have to be watered twice a week.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn''t coming.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When your daughter''s IQ reaches 50, she should sell.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all\r\ntogether.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve \r\nthem.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I would not allow this student to breed.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to \r\ndig.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you can''t live without me, why aren''t you dead already?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''d make a lovely corpse!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I never forget a face, but in your case I''ll make an exception.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits...huh?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You love nature in spite of what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I wish I''d known you when you were alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner''s luck!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'What''s on your mind? If you''ll forgive the overstatement.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a mouse studying to be a rat.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t look now, but there''s one too many in this room and I think it''s you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every time I''m next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I can''t believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There''s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won''t cure.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why don''t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re a good example of why some animals eat their young.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You find a porn movie in your son''s room.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'There is no vaccine against stupidity.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to leave you with one thought, but I''m not sure you have anywhere \r\nto put it!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you were my dog, I''d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''ve got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in \r\nthe gutter and still comes back for more');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in \r\nthe closet');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo \r\nmomma''s goes AnyCockllDo!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s is so fat that she block the sun and everbody though that she was \r\nthe moon');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so black, her legs look like leather pants at night.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she have to bathe in the ocean');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George \r\nWashington''s nose.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple \r\nthink shes a beached whale!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat she''s on both sides of the family.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the \r\nocean, everyone thinks there''s an oil spill.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she makes yoda jellis!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said \r\nwhat you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she dj''s for the ice cream truck.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid I said let''s go to the superbowl and she ran and got a \r\nspoon.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 mineuts.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she climbed a glass wall to what was on the other side');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got fired from a blow job.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and still peed her \r\npants.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!\r\nYo momma''s so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said \r\nconcentrate');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she thought a one star hotel was the best rating');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she tried to comit suicide by jumping from the basement \r\nwindow.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Keep talking, someday you''ll say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''ll never forget the first time we met - although I''ll keep trying.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings knock together.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the \r\npigs.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid she walked past the YMCA and said look, somebody \r\nspelled MACY''S wrong.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what \r\ncolor.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Yo momma''s''s so fat she got tired climing the escalater.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn''t have given you worse advice.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are your parents siblings?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you''d had enough oxygen at \r\nbirth?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It''ll only take 10 seconds.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is living proof that man can live without a brain!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'He''s not stupid; he''s possessed by a retarded ghost.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Here''s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hi! I''m a human being! What are you?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to see things from your point of view but I can''t seem to get my \r\nhead that far up my ass.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Pardon me, but you''ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I''m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you been shopping lately?.........They are selling lives at the \r\nmall........you should get one');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Shock me, say something intelligent.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'you''re as fake as a three dollar bill!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You Asked For My Number I Said. 1-800 Dream On !!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got more issues than National Geographic!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Mirrors can''t talk and lucky for you they can''t laugh either!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they \r\nbelong on your feet not in your bra');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.\r\nur house is so dirty u have 2 wipe ur feet bfore u go outside!!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle...!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your so fat that when you''re hungry the elephants hide');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'By the way, the zoo called, the babboons want their buts backs so you''ll \r\nhave to find a new face.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You should shower so the firemen don''t chase you with a hose every day');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You got mre chins than a chinese phone book');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You Know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I don''t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Don''t you need a license to be that ugly?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you had another brain, it would be lonely.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You suffer from symbolic phallic fantasies .');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a rotting boner.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You loud Dick-Lips.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You urine soaked Swine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You suffer from symbolic phallic tendencies .');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', '100,000 sperm and You were the fastest?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'And your cry-baby whiny assed opinion would be?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Another dopeless hope fiend!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Are you always an idiot, or just when I''m around?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Did you take a shit today? Well, put it back!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Die Yuppie Scum!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Dumbass!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Hey jerk! You are driving a car, not a phone booth');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'How''s My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I fart to make you smell better.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I may be fat but you’re ugly, and I can lose weight.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If I would like to hear from an asshole, I’d fart!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you don''t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken''s ass and wait!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s men like you that make women gay.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'It''s time to pull over and change the air in your head!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'I Wonder if You''d Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE was UP YOUR BUTT');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'My kid got your honor student pregnant!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'My kid knocked up your honor student.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'My other ride is your mom.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save the planet! Kill yourself!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Save Your Breath. You''ll need it to blow up your date!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'THE EARTH IS FULL GO HOME');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'The gene pool could use a little chlorine.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'They call it ''PMS'' because ''Mad Cow Disease'' was already taken.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Wanna get laid? Just crawl up a chicken''s ass and wait!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Watch out for the idiot behind me.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'When I want your opinion, I''ll beat it out of you.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Who lit the fuse on your tampon?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You''re the reason God created the middle finger.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You are proof that God has a sense of humor.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You can''t fix stupid');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your child may be an honors student, but You''re a moron.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your honor student swallows!');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You''re Still An Idiot.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.');
INSERT INTO `insults` VALUES ('', 'Your village just called. They''re missing an idiot.');